Post by Shiori Coybito on Jun 3, 2004 6:23:19 GMT -5
In the locker room, where Ironwood and Apathy are followed by their armourer, valet and general hot chick, Kerry Katona
Kerry: Guys, are you sure this is a good idea? To carry on fighting the Nobodies? Can't you just let it go?
Ironwood: Let it go? Let it GO? Don't you remember wOw International Sin, Kerry?
Kerry: Sure. We joined ranks after that overbooked brawl.
Ironwood: Then you'll know what being in British Violence is like. So many people are just mediocre, they have no fight. Me and Matty-boy aren't like that. We fight for what we believe in. We fought Brandon Downard, we fought Ragnarok, and by GOD, we're going to fight the Nobodies. We've gone from a disorganised loner and a lazy wreck to being an elite force. We've gone from Jakked jabronis to legitimate title threats. Matt, your career was going downhill faster than Yokozuna falling down a hill, but now look at you. I made you Extreme. And you, Kerry, have gone from British pseudo-celeb to international E-Fed superstar.
Guys, there is *nothing* we can't do. And we can beat the Nobodies.
Apathy: Yeah, they're wankers! They think they're so real, so much better than anybody else because they have escaped the supposed illusion of falsity that surrounds the Western world. I'm, like, shaking.
Ironwood: You got it, punk-rocker. But what would the alternative be? Somalia? Serbia? Would they trade their lives for those? I don't think so. They think they know about the world? They know NOTHING, and it appalls me. I've seen the wars in Europe, the famine in Africa, the gun-running in South America. I wouldn't trade this for any of that. But I *would* offer free trade to the Nobodies- we take the tag team championship, and in return, you get the beating of your lives. Sure, it didn't come off last time, but it will this time. Because when you see what I've seen, when you know what I know... you'll believe.
Kerry: OK, guys. So what sort of weapon do you want? Cricket bat? Chair? Sword?
Ironwood: Well, no but- hang on, sword? Ah, never mind. No, Kezz, I've got a plan for how to beat the Nobodies. (hands Kerry a list) THIS is what I want you to get for this match. Can you supply?
Kerry: Yeah, I'll give it a go. You know, if you take the tag team titles tonight- and we WILL- I can see us having a, eh, Triple Threat match of our own tonight. Y'know?
Apathy: Yeah, I get it. Excellent. BRITISH! VIOLENCE! 2K4!
Kerry: Guys, are you sure this is a good idea? To carry on fighting the Nobodies? Can't you just let it go?
Ironwood: Let it go? Let it GO? Don't you remember wOw International Sin, Kerry?
Kerry: Sure. We joined ranks after that overbooked brawl.
Ironwood: Then you'll know what being in British Violence is like. So many people are just mediocre, they have no fight. Me and Matty-boy aren't like that. We fight for what we believe in. We fought Brandon Downard, we fought Ragnarok, and by GOD, we're going to fight the Nobodies. We've gone from a disorganised loner and a lazy wreck to being an elite force. We've gone from Jakked jabronis to legitimate title threats. Matt, your career was going downhill faster than Yokozuna falling down a hill, but now look at you. I made you Extreme. And you, Kerry, have gone from British pseudo-celeb to international E-Fed superstar.
Guys, there is *nothing* we can't do. And we can beat the Nobodies.
Apathy: Yeah, they're wankers! They think they're so real, so much better than anybody else because they have escaped the supposed illusion of falsity that surrounds the Western world. I'm, like, shaking.
Ironwood: You got it, punk-rocker. But what would the alternative be? Somalia? Serbia? Would they trade their lives for those? I don't think so. They think they know about the world? They know NOTHING, and it appalls me. I've seen the wars in Europe, the famine in Africa, the gun-running in South America. I wouldn't trade this for any of that. But I *would* offer free trade to the Nobodies- we take the tag team championship, and in return, you get the beating of your lives. Sure, it didn't come off last time, but it will this time. Because when you see what I've seen, when you know what I know... you'll believe.
Kerry: OK, guys. So what sort of weapon do you want? Cricket bat? Chair? Sword?
Ironwood: Well, no but- hang on, sword? Ah, never mind. No, Kezz, I've got a plan for how to beat the Nobodies. (hands Kerry a list) THIS is what I want you to get for this match. Can you supply?
Kerry: Yeah, I'll give it a go. You know, if you take the tag team titles tonight- and we WILL- I can see us having a, eh, Triple Threat match of our own tonight. Y'know?
Apathy: Yeah, I get it. Excellent. BRITISH! VIOLENCE! 2K4!
