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Post by HeartBurn Kid on Jul 10, 2004 10:02:28 GMT -5
(Open on two kids setting up a tent in their backyard) Kid 1: This backyard camping trip is going to be fun! Kid 2: Yeah. (The kids finish setting up the tent and look around) Kid 2: Hey, look! Mushrooms! We can have those for dinner! SM: I wouldn't do that, boys! (Kids turn around, and the camera follows their gaze, to reveal Safe Man!) Kid 1: Wow, it's Safe Man! SM: Not all plants are safe, you know. Some can be quite dangerous! Kid 2: Mushrooms aren't plants. SM: ... What? Kid 2: Mushrooms are members of the Fungus kingdom, not members of the Plant kingdom. SM: ....uhhh, yeah. I knew that. But they can still be dangerous! Observe! (Safe Man picks a mushroom and pops it in his mouth) SM: Yeech! Quite bitter! I bet right now I have nasty poisons coursing through my veins! Kid 1: Ohhh... kay... SM: Don't look now, boys, but I think your tent is breathing! Kid 2: Uhhhh... yeah.... Hey, Billy, let's go back in the tent. (The boys run into the tent) SM: NO! Don't go in there! The tent will eat you and polish your bones for its mantlepiece! Please come back! (Fade out as SM starts to weep) SAFE MAN COMING SOON TO wOw
SAFETY FIRST!
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