Post by Reflecto on Sept 5, 2004 2:05:39 GMT -5
(INT. The booking offices of wOw, starring head bookers (otherwise known as: Harry Potsmoker, Jared Steele, HeartBurnKid, Kevin Killgore, Brandon Downard, Greg Burch, with wOw off-screen owner Robbie Richter...)
HP: "I'm just saying, Jared, you might need to revamp Hand Maid Mully's gimmick- you know how hard it is for her to bump with that damn giant key on?!"
JS: "Listen Tom, I said I was sorry, but we can't just flush the gimmick..we owe it to our fans to stay consisitent!"
HBK:"BWAHAHA!!!!"
JS:"What the hell's so funny, Chris?"
HBK:"That's like the captain of the Titanic saying he owed it to his passengers to finish the trip!"
JS: "At least i'm booking! when's the last *BEEP*ing time Greg came to one of thse damn meetings?!"
JS: "the guy's making talent job to him from Albania to Zimbabwe just to stroke his and Joey's damn egos!
BD:"Back off, Jared....just back off"
JS: "No offense, brandon, but.....This from the guy who put his best friend in angle with Kevin hayes' mom!"
BD: "That was an actess and you know it!"
HP "Yeah, an actress in 'quasi-independent films' for crack money that she stole from Kev's checks..."
Richter: "guys, let's not blow up the boardrooom over this......"
Jared:"Rob's right, guys......somehow we got into this huge fight from discussing Mully's gimmick.....how the hell did we let that happen?"
KK:"Um...Joey and Brandon got into Tom's 'stash'...oh, wait, you're talking the fight, not the gimmick..."
BD: "HEY! I do not do drugs!"
KK: "This from the guy who hired Hellwig?"
BD: "hey, he's a legend, and we were struggling....we needed the publicity, and now we can't get rid of him! Not my fault...unlike this guy, who insisted on hiring the ring rat he couldn't keep his eyes off of!"
JS: "Leave Missy out of this!"
HP:"Leave...wait a minute, how many did I get on the payroll again...well, anyways..."
HBK: "Look, I thimk the problem is tom's head booker..i led the MBWF for 3 years, and...."
JS: "Yeah, straight into collapse!"
HBK: "yeah, and when you couldn't motivate yourself to book, who led this company, week, after week after week? H! B! K!"
HP: "At least we run for stuff..."
JS: "...Yeah, you ran straight out to Hollywood with our ideas and keep wOw teetering!"
HP: "I was the top star here while you were invading with your buddies, and this clown was running around impersonating steven *BEEP*ing Richards!"
GB: "Yeah, yeah, All Hail Harry Potsmoker- the guy who got the mega-push through skill, talent, and the fact that his girlfriend's father bought wOw a few months before his Jesus push started..."
RR: "Hey, leave me out of this!"
JS: "Hey, the Redemprtion Crew was one of our top gimmicks at the time! Plus, I signed our top tag team after I came here!"
KK: "Oh yeah, you and your exalted Katropolis brothers....two greek superhosses with no mic skill running around in togas! how that got over I'll never know!"
JS:"Hey, you're just angry because the Men From Greece stole your boys the So-Cals' push..."
KK: "Still..."
GB:"Have you EVEN booked for us?"
KK: "They love me in Tokyo...."
Steele: "yeah, they also love mechanical schoolgirls in Tokyo!"
BD: "...mmm...mechanical schoolgirls..."
JS: "QUIET, Brandon!"
RR: "where did we even get that damn machine?"
HP: "i think washu's repsonsible"
BD:
how could she have built the thing if we needed it to get her here?!"
RR: "Wait- I found the receipt for it- apparently, it was on sale from Acme..."
HBL: "Speaking of cartoons..Chris Freestone?! Were you high?!'
JS: "hey, it's Chris Freaking freeman....should we care?!"
Richter: "anyways.about the Dexter Hart push..."
Steele: "yeah, we should push him..out a damn window!"
KK: "What is your problem with Dexter Hart?"
HBK: "Hey, Dexter's a good worker..."
BD: "Oh, come on- did he give you the Sylvain Grenier Special for this push, Chris?"
HBK: "Um ...uh...no comment..."
JS: "and for the record, my problem with Dexter hart is he didn't want me dating his twin sister.......so he impersonated her on the employee message board!"
JS: "HE SCREWED WITH MY HEAD, GUYS!"
HP: "Jared...let the damn thing go......."
KK: "Oh, come on...like you couldn't take Dexter Hart out if needed? Besides, it's no biggie- everyone else in the room had Diamond...she's nothing special..."
GB: "Wait...I didn't..."
HP: "Well, Burch, that's because you weren't here, remember?"
JS: "Yeah, what's next, Greg? you and Joey heading to the vatican to make the Pope job to you? Or are you plowing straight thorugh him and making God do the J-O-B?!"
GB: "That's still to be determined...and speaking of egos, you're the one who had to make his own
personal supervillain to best!"
JS: "Hey,the fans are eating up the Phantom angle!"
BD: "Oh, come on...that guy's deserved a push for years, and he's running with the ball well- unlike SOMEONE who put his dirty laundry out on wOw TV..."
HP: "Hey! The fans are eating up my feud too..."
HBK:"Sure...'oh, poor Tom! The unwritten rule of wOw is that the road for a Diva here goes through my pants, but when my girlfriend sleeps with another guy while I'm off in Hollywood trying to get movie roles instead of working wOwfed like the HEAD BOOKER'S SUPPOSED TO, it's the end of the world!"
HP: "You're asking for a depush, aren't you HBK? Besides, at least I haven't declared war on the FCC!"
BD:"Yeah, Jared...why the hell did you rehire Servo, anyway? I thought we agreed he was blackballed from wOwfed following his support of the union..."
JS: "He.... threatened..... to..... sue! Breach of contract or some s--t"
RR: "Oh, come on, now- our lawyers could have gotten us out of it: Remember when Aceysimba threatened the same thing, and we got it thrown out?"
JS: "besides, I stuck him in a midcard comedy gimmick anyway..although Fred's got charisma coming out of his ears, and he plays his character like a genius!"
HP: "Yeah, but come on- that's what you said about all your findings: Remember King Arthur Pendragon? We gave him one of Robbie's kids as a manager, and he STILL hasn't gotten out of ACW!"
HBK: "Don't forget that Lois Guerrero woman- honestly, why we still have her on payroll's beyond me..."
JS: "Chris...three words for you: Martian. Lounge. Singer. What the hell were YOU thinking that night?"
HBK: "Well, it's better than making Nathan Jones an Australian Martian Manhunter..."
JS: "Oh, because it's SOOO much better than making him a Milkman..."
HP: "It's the f--king Colossus of Sucko Road! Should the gimmick matter? You were THIS close to signing him!"
RR: "Hey- we have a lot of money, he's a former WWE guy, I heard he was willing to work for us..."
JS: "Brainstorm, guys! Nathan Jones: The Colossus of Dusty Rhodes!"
HBK: "Jared, that's worse than Hand Maid Mully!"
HP: "Besides, Rhodes is working for TNA- we can't get ahold of him... or do you want the Jarretts pissed at us too?
JS: "No no, Tom you were wrong, chris was right...it's an impression gimmcik
KK: "It STILL sucks!"
HP: "I'm just saying, Jared, you might need to revamp Hand Maid Mully's gimmick- you know how hard it is for her to bump with that damn giant key on?!"
JS: "Listen Tom, I said I was sorry, but we can't just flush the gimmick..we owe it to our fans to stay consisitent!"
HBK:"BWAHAHA!!!!"
JS:"What the hell's so funny, Chris?"
HBK:"That's like the captain of the Titanic saying he owed it to his passengers to finish the trip!"
JS: "At least i'm booking! when's the last *BEEP*ing time Greg came to one of thse damn meetings?!"
JS: "the guy's making talent job to him from Albania to Zimbabwe just to stroke his and Joey's damn egos!
BD:"Back off, Jared....just back off"
JS: "No offense, brandon, but.....This from the guy who put his best friend in angle with Kevin hayes' mom!"
BD: "That was an actess and you know it!"
HP "Yeah, an actress in 'quasi-independent films' for crack money that she stole from Kev's checks..."
Richter: "guys, let's not blow up the boardrooom over this......"
Jared:"Rob's right, guys......somehow we got into this huge fight from discussing Mully's gimmick.....how the hell did we let that happen?"
KK:"Um...Joey and Brandon got into Tom's 'stash'...oh, wait, you're talking the fight, not the gimmick..."
BD: "HEY! I do not do drugs!"
KK: "This from the guy who hired Hellwig?"
BD: "hey, he's a legend, and we were struggling....we needed the publicity, and now we can't get rid of him! Not my fault...unlike this guy, who insisted on hiring the ring rat he couldn't keep his eyes off of!"
JS: "Leave Missy out of this!"
HP:"Leave...wait a minute, how many did I get on the payroll again...well, anyways..."
HBK: "Look, I thimk the problem is tom's head booker..i led the MBWF for 3 years, and...."
JS: "Yeah, straight into collapse!"
HBK: "yeah, and when you couldn't motivate yourself to book, who led this company, week, after week after week? H! B! K!"
HP: "At least we run for stuff..."
JS: "...Yeah, you ran straight out to Hollywood with our ideas and keep wOw teetering!"
HP: "I was the top star here while you were invading with your buddies, and this clown was running around impersonating steven *BEEP*ing Richards!"
GB: "Yeah, yeah, All Hail Harry Potsmoker- the guy who got the mega-push through skill, talent, and the fact that his girlfriend's father bought wOw a few months before his Jesus push started..."
RR: "Hey, leave me out of this!"
JS: "Hey, the Redemprtion Crew was one of our top gimmicks at the time! Plus, I signed our top tag team after I came here!"
KK: "Oh yeah, you and your exalted Katropolis brothers....two greek superhosses with no mic skill running around in togas! how that got over I'll never know!"
JS:"Hey, you're just angry because the Men From Greece stole your boys the So-Cals' push..."
KK: "Still..."
GB:"Have you EVEN booked for us?"
KK: "They love me in Tokyo...."
Steele: "yeah, they also love mechanical schoolgirls in Tokyo!"
BD: "...mmm...mechanical schoolgirls..."
JS: "QUIET, Brandon!"
RR: "where did we even get that damn machine?"
HP: "i think washu's repsonsible"
BD:
how could she have built the thing if we needed it to get her here?!"
RR: "Wait- I found the receipt for it- apparently, it was on sale from Acme..."
HBL: "Speaking of cartoons..Chris Freestone?! Were you high?!'
JS: "hey, it's Chris Freaking freeman....should we care?!"
Richter: "anyways.about the Dexter Hart push..."
Steele: "yeah, we should push him..out a damn window!"
KK: "What is your problem with Dexter Hart?"
HBK: "Hey, Dexter's a good worker..."
BD: "Oh, come on- did he give you the Sylvain Grenier Special for this push, Chris?"
HBK: "Um ...uh...no comment..."
JS: "and for the record, my problem with Dexter hart is he didn't want me dating his twin sister.......so he impersonated her on the employee message board!"
JS: "HE SCREWED WITH MY HEAD, GUYS!"
HP: "Jared...let the damn thing go......."
KK: "Oh, come on...like you couldn't take Dexter Hart out if needed? Besides, it's no biggie- everyone else in the room had Diamond...she's nothing special..."
GB: "Wait...I didn't..."
HP: "Well, Burch, that's because you weren't here, remember?"
JS: "Yeah, what's next, Greg? you and Joey heading to the vatican to make the Pope job to you? Or are you plowing straight thorugh him and making God do the J-O-B?!"
GB: "That's still to be determined...and speaking of egos, you're the one who had to make his own
personal supervillain to best!"
JS: "Hey,the fans are eating up the Phantom angle!"
BD: "Oh, come on...that guy's deserved a push for years, and he's running with the ball well- unlike SOMEONE who put his dirty laundry out on wOw TV..."
HP: "Hey! The fans are eating up my feud too..."
HBK:"Sure...'oh, poor Tom! The unwritten rule of wOw is that the road for a Diva here goes through my pants, but when my girlfriend sleeps with another guy while I'm off in Hollywood trying to get movie roles instead of working wOwfed like the HEAD BOOKER'S SUPPOSED TO, it's the end of the world!"
HP: "You're asking for a depush, aren't you HBK? Besides, at least I haven't declared war on the FCC!"
BD:"Yeah, Jared...why the hell did you rehire Servo, anyway? I thought we agreed he was blackballed from wOwfed following his support of the union..."
JS: "He.... threatened..... to..... sue! Breach of contract or some s--t"
RR: "Oh, come on, now- our lawyers could have gotten us out of it: Remember when Aceysimba threatened the same thing, and we got it thrown out?"
JS: "besides, I stuck him in a midcard comedy gimmick anyway..although Fred's got charisma coming out of his ears, and he plays his character like a genius!"
HP: "Yeah, but come on- that's what you said about all your findings: Remember King Arthur Pendragon? We gave him one of Robbie's kids as a manager, and he STILL hasn't gotten out of ACW!"
HBK: "Don't forget that Lois Guerrero woman- honestly, why we still have her on payroll's beyond me..."
JS: "Chris...three words for you: Martian. Lounge. Singer. What the hell were YOU thinking that night?"
HBK: "Well, it's better than making Nathan Jones an Australian Martian Manhunter..."
JS: "Oh, because it's SOOO much better than making him a Milkman..."
HP: "It's the f--king Colossus of Sucko Road! Should the gimmick matter? You were THIS close to signing him!"
RR: "Hey- we have a lot of money, he's a former WWE guy, I heard he was willing to work for us..."
JS: "Brainstorm, guys! Nathan Jones: The Colossus of Dusty Rhodes!"
HBK: "Jared, that's worse than Hand Maid Mully!"
HP: "Besides, Rhodes is working for TNA- we can't get ahold of him... or do you want the Jarretts pissed at us too?
JS: "No no, Tom you were wrong, chris was right...it's an impression gimmcik
KK: "It STILL sucks!"