Post by Shiori Coybito on Nov 24, 2004 12:04:34 GMT -5
(Some generic locker room)
Apathy: You know, this World Cup is an awesome idea. I mean, we can prove for once and for all who the most violent country in the world is...
Ironwood: Yeah, but dude, it's more than that. I've been to Mexico, I've been to the USA, I've walked through Parts Unknown late at night and had to fight for my life just to get out, I've been to... well, I've never been to Outer Space. I've seen every country, fought in every one, whether that's a cage in the middle of some deadbeat state or a yard in Greece. Sure, I'm not undefeated. Sure, I've taken a beating. But I know where it's all happening. And I know full well that Britain has the best warriors, the best technical skill, everything.
But you know, we've gotta prove it, Apathy. We've been carrying the flag for years, and where are we? Where has it got us? Still mid-carders. Still get "cup of tea? Splendid!" from those jerk fans. Still nobody. We'll win the World Cup, Matty-boy. Win tonight's match against the greasy men... uh, I mean, Men From Greece. And then it's uphill all the way. Coz when you've seen what I've seen...
Apathy: Woah, woah, woah. Before you do that, I've got some concerns. This Ian McTroch guy. I mean, who the hell is he?
Ironwood: Oh, I don't know. But he's big, and he's got the look. It's standard WWE booking...
Apathy: And then our fourth member- a woman? Who we've never seen wrestle?
Ironwood: You should see what she LOOKS like...
(A bang on the door, and it opens. IRONWOOD and APATHY, but not the camera, see CORRINA)
Ironwood: Corrina.
Corrina: Come on! Let's do this goddamn Weird World of Wrestling Cup thing already.
Ironwood: Um, yeah. You've been drawn as our first person, and...
Corrina: And what, you're worried? Because I'm a girl? Is that it?
Ironwood: Uh... no.. but you've never wrestled here before, and...
Corrina: What the fuck's your problem? You think I care about this World Cup, Ronny? You think I care about this whole British! Violence! 2k4! nonsense? And where's your dumb blonde bitch of a girlfriend anyway? Huh? No. I care about winning. I care about proving to everybody who's ever spat on me, who's ever wolf-whistled in the street, who's ever shown cleavage for money, that I can fight. And fight bad. I'm gonna destroy that Col DeBeers tonight. Not for you... but for me. Because I'm going to prove you wrong. I'll prove you ALL wrong.
Ironwood: Ok-ay. I guess we'd best make a move...
Apathy: You know, this World Cup is an awesome idea. I mean, we can prove for once and for all who the most violent country in the world is...
Ironwood: Yeah, but dude, it's more than that. I've been to Mexico, I've been to the USA, I've walked through Parts Unknown late at night and had to fight for my life just to get out, I've been to... well, I've never been to Outer Space. I've seen every country, fought in every one, whether that's a cage in the middle of some deadbeat state or a yard in Greece. Sure, I'm not undefeated. Sure, I've taken a beating. But I know where it's all happening. And I know full well that Britain has the best warriors, the best technical skill, everything.
But you know, we've gotta prove it, Apathy. We've been carrying the flag for years, and where are we? Where has it got us? Still mid-carders. Still get "cup of tea? Splendid!" from those jerk fans. Still nobody. We'll win the World Cup, Matty-boy. Win tonight's match against the greasy men... uh, I mean, Men From Greece. And then it's uphill all the way. Coz when you've seen what I've seen...
Apathy: Woah, woah, woah. Before you do that, I've got some concerns. This Ian McTroch guy. I mean, who the hell is he?
Ironwood: Oh, I don't know. But he's big, and he's got the look. It's standard WWE booking...
Apathy: And then our fourth member- a woman? Who we've never seen wrestle?
Ironwood: You should see what she LOOKS like...
(A bang on the door, and it opens. IRONWOOD and APATHY, but not the camera, see CORRINA)
Ironwood: Corrina.
Corrina: Come on! Let's do this goddamn Weird World of Wrestling Cup thing already.
Ironwood: Um, yeah. You've been drawn as our first person, and...
Corrina: And what, you're worried? Because I'm a girl? Is that it?
Ironwood: Uh... no.. but you've never wrestled here before, and...
Corrina: What the fuck's your problem? You think I care about this World Cup, Ronny? You think I care about this whole British! Violence! 2k4! nonsense? And where's your dumb blonde bitch of a girlfriend anyway? Huh? No. I care about winning. I care about proving to everybody who's ever spat on me, who's ever wolf-whistled in the street, who's ever shown cleavage for money, that I can fight. And fight bad. I'm gonna destroy that Col DeBeers tonight. Not for you... but for me. Because I'm going to prove you wrong. I'll prove you ALL wrong.
Ironwood: Ok-ay. I guess we'd best make a move...
