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Post by Reflecto on Jan 21, 2004 16:11:01 GMT -5
(first name is pronounced Hunior)
Hometown: Mexico City, Mexico
Ht: 6’2
Wt: 232 pounds
Ring Attire: lucha mask and tights in a wide variety of colors and patterns
Music: none as of yet
Fighting Style: technical with a little high fly
Finisher: Junior Sunset (superfly splash)
History: This proud Mexican native wrestled for years in Mexico City but has come to America to make it as an international star. He speaks no English and is his wrestling character. We don’t know what his gimmick is because we can’t understand Spanish.
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 21, 2004 16:12:52 GMT -5
NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION:
Hawk
(wOw History: wOw Deathmatch Champion [1x], former wOw Commissioner, Present MBWF Commissioner)
The present commissioner of the MBWF had seemingly had a charmed life in whacked Out wrestling since his exit from WWE Tough Enough 2's roster. The former commissioner of whacked Out wrestling and full-time bodyguard of wOw star Harry Potsmoker, Hawk abruptly left these things to take back his position of MBWF Commissioner! This would be enough for most wrestlers, but not Hawk- rather than sit back as a commissioner, he signed to go down to ACW in order to get better as an in-ring competitor! Now, as the ACW's inaugurial North American champion, the question remains if this talent can continue to improve enough to make it as an in-ring performer...
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 21, 2004 16:14:46 GMT -5
INFERNAL CATFISH
[wOw History: Former wOw Head Referee]
This MBWFer, formerly wOw's top official before turning to join his brother HeartBurnKid in the MBWF Invasion, has decided to try and give more support to his teammates in the Invasion by going down to ACW in an attempt to become a threat both wrestling in the ring as well as refereeing the matches...
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 21, 2004 16:16:49 GMT -5
MANDI
[wOw History: Valet, Brett Downard/Robocrap]
A hard-luck case, Mandi has had nothing but problems since joining wOw. She went to the fed managing the then-Tag Team Champion Special Needs Kids...only to have them summarily lose the belts under her watch. She was then demoted to ACW, and was reportedly on the list of cuts, only to be saved by friends in wOw. Now, Mandi is on a quest to make it back to wOw and end her streak of poor luck once and for all!
SANA KURATA
[wOw History: Head Interviewer of wOw]
For months, this anime character-slash-child star-slash backstage interviewer for wOw was content with just interviewing wOw superstars. However, the wrestling bug managed to bite her, and now Kurata stands as one of ACW's top female prospects for the future! Could wOw in-ring stardom be too far off?
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 21, 2004 16:17:18 GMT -5
Kali.
Highlights: First and Last woman to hold the ACW Crusierweight title before the company folded two years ago. Can now display bragging rights as the first woman to beat a current wOw main eventer, as she upended current wOw World Champion Greg Burch for the belt!
Style: Acrobatic and more martial arts based; she's more a Japanese-style wrestler than a Lucha-style wrestler. Very stiff and explosive in the ring.
Her Phantom of the Opera obsession led her to singles' gold in the old days of ACW... it's now led her to become the company's comissioner.
How will Kali deal with the reactivation of ACW by Johnny Blaze and the other higher-ups at wOw? Tune in one month from now, when ACW's innaugural show launches...
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 21, 2004 16:17:49 GMT -5
Cypher:
Highlights: Last man to hold the ACW World Title, now referred to as the ACW Futures Title.
He, like current wOw Champion Greg Burch, have the distinction of losing their titles to women... Cypher was pinned by Mully, a valley girl, of all things, for his prized ACW Title.
Style:
Brawler. Built like Brock Lesnar, only with less neck. Prone to incontrollable bouts of rage. His only weakness is his pride. Unfortunately, to get to his pride, you have to piss him off. And he makes the Incredible Hulk look like a pacifist when he's pissed off.
His Deal:
A glorified Cruiserweight now holds His Title... the world hasn't seen Cypher since the original ACW folded two years ago. Mully has also vanished into oblivion.
The question isn't who's first. It's how long they'll spend in ER...
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 21, 2004 16:18:41 GMT -5
Pyro, the Incarnation of Immolation, and his valet/tag team partner, April.
Style: Crusierweight/high-flying acrobat.
Pyro thrived in the old ACW, where rules really, really didn't seem to matter... his finisher was an inconcievable 540 splash through flaming tables.
Can the unpredictable pyromaniac mesh with the no-nonsense ownership of Johnny Blaze's new ACW?
His valet, April, was pencilled to become the first ACW Women's Champion... and then, on the last Monday show of the old era, she was informed that the company was folding.
She's given no interviews to give her perspective on this... and like Pyro, has always been a woman of action more than verbacity.
Tune in in one month to see how Hot Stuff will impact the new ACW! They, like the other veterans, hope to upend the current champions of the fed; so don't be surprised to see Hot Stuff upset The Suit Brigade Detective Agency for the Tag Titles!
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 21, 2004 16:19:45 GMT -5
Caly and Cadey:
Style:
In a way, they're like Molly Holly..very capable wrestlers who can fly.
They're nowhere near as wholesome as Molly is, though... they set the world on fire in the original ACW with their Lesbian Lick All Ladder Match.
New fans and old fans alike have to wonder what'll happen when these two reunite in the rings of Armageddon Championship Wrestling.
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 21, 2004 16:20:24 GMT -5
"THE ANTI-DIVA" SHARON GODDARD
(wOw History: 1x Women's Champion)
For a little while, Sharon Goddard has become one of the more respected pure wrestlers in the wOw Women's Division. Originally hired by her younger brother, Harry Potsmoker, to run the wOw Training Camp, this former Josei-Puro star was added to the official wOw roster upon the decision to institute a women's division. Once there, she tore through the women put against her, climaxing in winning the wOw Women's Championship! With her skill in training wrestlers as well as her in-ring talent, she was a natural choice to send down to ACW in order to help the many ACW Divas get accustomed to the wOw style of wrestling. The only questions are: Will she proceed to be able to show the same amount of skill in ACW that she has in wOw, or will the much higher amount of lesbians in ACW distract this former women's champion from her assigned task?
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 21, 2004 16:28:14 GMT -5
NAME: "King Arthur Pendragon" (Actual name rumored to be Sidney Jones)
HOMETOWN: "Camelot" (Actual hometown believed to be Bayonne, New Jersey.)
HT: 6'2"
WT: 260 lbs.
STYLE: Brawler mixed with some low-level technical skill
FINISHING MOVE: Excalibur (Clothesline From Hell)
ENTRANCE THEME: "Camelot" by Living Strings
HISTORY: Little is known of this individual other than he sincerely believes himself to be "Arthur Pendragon of Camelot, the Once and Future King", having returned from Avalon. At least that's what he claimed when he signed with ACW.
Rumor has it that "His Majesty" is actually Sidney Jones, a construction worker from Bayonne, New Jersey, who suffered one too many head injuries on the job.
Now arriving in ACW to "Right wrongs, as a true king should!", the so-called King demands the respect Camelot's ruler deserves. Unfortunately, it's hard for him to get that when he still speaks in a "Joizey" accent, albeit while using archaic language.
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Name: Geoffrey Thatcher (real name rumored to be Jeff Richter)
Hometown: Camelot (rumored to be Providence, Rhode Island)
Ht: 5'7''
Wt: 250 lbs.
Style: Manager, minor brawling skills
Finisher: Line of Kings (Kick to the groin with feet held up)
Info: Since King Arthur Pendragon made his quest into ACW, he has began to be joined by this man, who alleges to be the herald of the true king of the land. However, rumors keep going as well for the herald as well as the king- this time, with most believing Thatcher to in reality be Jeff Richter, a former trainer for the whacked Out wrestling Academy and older brother to current wOw diva Jocelyn Richter.
Whichever this is, the question is will his quest lead to the goals that his king desires, or will the two find their "alleged" identities before this occurs?
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 21, 2004 16:29:03 GMT -5
(WoW history: had a debut match against Japanese Ghost. Won, and thus won a contract with ACW)
Name: Remiel
Alignment: Unique. Helps or hinders others based entirely on his own indecipherable code of ethics
Entrance music: Psalm 69 by Ministry
Physical description: about 6'2'', similar build to Matt Hardy. Silver hair in a ponytail. Wrestles in black & silver tights with black boots. Two diagonal scars on his back, one on each shoulverblade, almost making a V. Tattoo on his right shoulder of a winged blood-drop.
Wrestling style: high-flying/technical. Happier on the ground than in the air, but can fly when he needs to. No luchadore but perfectly happy with senton bombs, cross body blocks, moonsaults. Could probably do a shooting star press, but hasn't so far.
Finishing move: The Fall - top-rope swandive headbutt
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 25, 2004 1:25:04 GMT -5
Team Members Only
Entrance Theme: "I Wanna Rock" by Twisted Sister
John Boring
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 250
Maneuvers: eye-poke, atomic noogie, spinning toe hold, armbar, headlock, fake lunge
Finisher: Bored to Tears (Rocker Dropper)
From: Baltimore, MD
Yu Phuc Dup
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 198
Maneuvers: Somersault leg-drop, Holly-buster (moonsault on the arm), Sheer-stupidity brainbuster (vertical suplex where he just drops the guy while he's upside down)
Finisher: Villanobreaker (Gansobomb)
From: Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam (moved to Baltimore when he was 1)
Bio:
Two young men who aspired to be pro wrestlers grew up in the streets of Baltimore, MD, near the spacious Convention Center. It was a fairly uneventful life--the odd Orioles game, the odd visit to the aquarium, the occasional patronization of anime conventions. Until one day, they got into the wonderful world of wrestling. But there was one problem. One of them was obsessed with rest holds, and the other blew more spots than Linda Lovelace. The latter is at the center of an urban legend where he actually wrestled a ****** match with Billy Gunn by some strange cosmic anomaly.
As is understandable, they got a lot of "suck" heat. But they suffered a problem worse than X-Pac--instead of taking it as heel heat, they took it as face heat. You see, our two intrepid zeroes are a boy named John Boring and his childhood friend, a Vietnamese-American boy named Yu Phuc Dup. The two boys were sent to ACW in hopes that they would give up their dream. But they went with the best entrance gear the '80s had to offer, and are ready to tear up ACW as the one (okay, the two), the only... TEAM... MEMBERS... ONLY.
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 25, 2004 1:25:52 GMT -5
Name: Fighter (that's what he put on the application)
Hometown:
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 190
Theme: "Robo Voice" (See here)
Finisher: Fighterdoken (spear using the ropes for propulsion)
Other moves: Two-Fisted Monkey Style (various punches), miscellaneous sword techniques
Catchphrase: "I like swords."
Bio: From parts unknown, this mysterious fighter has entered ACW for no apparent reason. It's said that he saved us all, but looking at him, he seems a little too "special" to have done that. He feels no pain, partially because of his armor, but also because of his stupidity. Some talent scouts have compared him to wOw stars like Brett Downard and Robocrap.
It's unknown what kind of damage, if any, he will do in this federation, however.
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Post by HeartBurn Kid on Feb 10, 2004 3:12:05 GMT -5
Name: T'Omm J'Onzz, The Martian Loungesinger
Hometown: Mars
Ht: 5' 9"
Wt: 185 lbs.
Ring Attire: Blue trunks, blue boots, red straps crossed over torso, covered head to toe in green body paint, enters wearing blue cape
Music: Tom Jones, "It's Not Unusual"
Finisher: Sex Bomb (Senton Bomb)
History: This strange, alien creature has come to Earth for one reason and one reason only--to show us all how to rock, lounge-style!
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Post by Jared Steele on Mar 19, 2004 19:16:58 GMT -5
NAME: N.Y.P.D. Jew
HT: 5'10" WT: 258 lbs.
DESCRIPTION: Police uniform, long, black beard ala that of a rabbi or Hasidic Jew, yarmulke (sp?)
HOMETOWN :New York City, NY
STYLE: Brawling with low-level high-flying and the occasional suplex variation
ENTRANCE THEME: Inner Circle, "Bad Boys" (The theme from "COPS")
QUOTE: "Oy, you're under arrest!"; "Again with the cheating...."
FINISHERS: The Long Arm of the Law (Flying Lariat); Meshugginator (Derailer)
BACKGROUND: Coming to ACW from a police precinct in a predominantly Jewish section of New York City, the man known only as NYPD Jew has come to stop the lawlessness in ACW. He's apparently not too thrilled to be doing this however, as he always has something to complain about..whether it's his opponents' cheating tactics, the size of the ring, that the arena commisary won't serve anything kosher, the weather, or anything else that's bothering him! But don't let that fool you: Cross his path, and you are in for some law & order, kosher-style.
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