Post by Jared Steele on Sept 19, 2004 21:51:40 GMT -5
"Carmella"
(Sung to the tune of "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult)
With a roll of her eyes and a disinterested sound
She lets each man in the TV audience down
From Chris Benoit down to the A-Train
They all dread if she will be working with them
She lets out a sigh and she looks to the ground
As every diva challenge is being fully announced
Oh no, we say she's got to go, no more Carmella!
Oh no, leave the freaking show, just go, Carmella!
Oh no, we say she's got to go, no more Carmella!
Oh no, leave the freaking show, just go, Carmella!
Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA!
Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA!
Oh no, we say she's got to go, no more Carmella!
Oh no, leave the freaking show, just go, Carmella!
Coachman screams again and again
How she'll be the choice of hundreds of men
CARMELLA!
If Christy doesn't win, we'll all go insane
Her lack of interest causes us pain
CARMELLA!
Thank God the viewers' votes are what's law
So we won't have to see her appearing on RAW
CARMELLA!
(Sung to the tune of "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult)
With a roll of her eyes and a disinterested sound
She lets each man in the TV audience down
From Chris Benoit down to the A-Train
They all dread if she will be working with them
She lets out a sigh and she looks to the ground
As every diva challenge is being fully announced
Oh no, we say she's got to go, no more Carmella!
Oh no, leave the freaking show, just go, Carmella!
Oh no, we say she's got to go, no more Carmella!
Oh no, leave the freaking show, just go, Carmella!
Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA!
Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA!
Oh no, we say she's got to go, no more Carmella!
Oh no, leave the freaking show, just go, Carmella!
Coachman screams again and again
How she'll be the choice of hundreds of men
CARMELLA!
If Christy doesn't win, we'll all go insane
Her lack of interest causes us pain
CARMELLA!
Thank God the viewers' votes are what's law
So we won't have to see her appearing on RAW
CARMELLA!