Post by Jared Steele on Jun 23, 2004 16:08:28 GMT -5
BWF Saturday Night Insanity
Long Island, NY
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The strains of Guns-N-Roses' "Welcome to the Jungle" hit once again as the camera pans around the audience at Long Island's Nassau Collosseum! We get some audience signs, including:
"LEVIATHAN, TWO WORDS: JENNY CRAIG"
"DAUGHTERS OF THE DRAGON 0WNZ J00!"
"LONG LVE THE PRINCE"
"WHERE'S GEORGE WASHING MACHINE?"
"RICK LAWTON FEARS EVERYTHING"
We then finish that pan of the audience and settle on the anbnounce team of Tom Dolan, dressed as usual, Casey Masters in a purple tuxedo, and Coach Steve Morelli, sporting a New York Islanders jersey.
DOLAN: "Welcome to Saturday Night Insanity once again! You know guys, even though it's only been a week since the last show, for some odd reason that week since the last BWF action felt like three months!"
COACH: "Ya know, I kinda got da same feelin'....b'zah."
CASEY: "What the hell are you two goi....no, you're right..I felt it too. Really weird stuff."
"The Anthem" by Good Charlotte hits, as BWF Commissioner Jared Mello makes his way out to the ring. He enters the ring and takes a mic
MELLO: "Hello, Long Island!!!" (Cheap pop) "Alright! I have an annoucnemnt about our first PPV......in addition to the World Title on the line in the tournament at Inception, there will be a Tag Turmoil match for the BWF Tag Team Titles, and a Women's Title Battle Royal!"
DOLAN:"That should be very intersting"
MELLO: "On to other business....,you know, as much as I love this job, there's been a real thorn in my side lately....a thorn named El Espectro del Muerte! Now, these nutjobs, Espectro and Rhyannon come into the BWF, I give them a chance to be part of the roster, and they start setting people on fire, kidnapping and brainwashing other stars...and it's just pretty damn sickening....I don't have the power to fire these people, that lies with the Board of Directors...and even though I could suspend them, I won't, because I don't think that'd be fair after I made them aware that I'd suspend them if they put their hands on me again.....I won't just suspend them out of nowhere when that hasn't happenned. I'd just like Espectro to know, that as for what you've done to Steve Gra---excuse me, Leviathan, that makes me pretty damn sick, but again, I can't do anything about it right now. But Espectro, I'm not going to make things easy for you. You do not want to make the BWF Commissioner angry. Just remember..I will be keeping an eye on you. To this wonderful audience, enjoy the rest of the show..I'm outta here!"
"The Anthem" hits again as the Commish makes his exit.
COACH: "Tom, Casey, i gotta ask...have eida of ya evah seen da Coimmish dat seriously cheesed off?"
DOLAN: "We got an inkling of that when he confronted Espectro two weeks ago, but that isn't really like our Commissioner, I'll admit"
CASEY: "Ehh, you guys worry too much..I'd act like that too in his shoes."#nosmileys
Long Island, NY
_______________________________________________________________________
The strains of Guns-N-Roses' "Welcome to the Jungle" hit once again as the camera pans around the audience at Long Island's Nassau Collosseum! We get some audience signs, including:
"LEVIATHAN, TWO WORDS: JENNY CRAIG"
"DAUGHTERS OF THE DRAGON 0WNZ J00!"
"LONG LVE THE PRINCE"
"WHERE'S GEORGE WASHING MACHINE?"
"RICK LAWTON FEARS EVERYTHING"
We then finish that pan of the audience and settle on the anbnounce team of Tom Dolan, dressed as usual, Casey Masters in a purple tuxedo, and Coach Steve Morelli, sporting a New York Islanders jersey.
DOLAN: "Welcome to Saturday Night Insanity once again! You know guys, even though it's only been a week since the last show, for some odd reason that week since the last BWF action felt like three months!"
COACH: "Ya know, I kinda got da same feelin'....b'zah."
CASEY: "What the hell are you two goi....no, you're right..I felt it too. Really weird stuff."
"The Anthem" by Good Charlotte hits, as BWF Commissioner Jared Mello makes his way out to the ring. He enters the ring and takes a mic
MELLO: "Hello, Long Island!!!" (Cheap pop) "Alright! I have an annoucnemnt about our first PPV......in addition to the World Title on the line in the tournament at Inception, there will be a Tag Turmoil match for the BWF Tag Team Titles, and a Women's Title Battle Royal!"
DOLAN:"That should be very intersting"
MELLO: "On to other business....,you know, as much as I love this job, there's been a real thorn in my side lately....a thorn named El Espectro del Muerte! Now, these nutjobs, Espectro and Rhyannon come into the BWF, I give them a chance to be part of the roster, and they start setting people on fire, kidnapping and brainwashing other stars...and it's just pretty damn sickening....I don't have the power to fire these people, that lies with the Board of Directors...and even though I could suspend them, I won't, because I don't think that'd be fair after I made them aware that I'd suspend them if they put their hands on me again.....I won't just suspend them out of nowhere when that hasn't happenned. I'd just like Espectro to know, that as for what you've done to Steve Gra---excuse me, Leviathan, that makes me pretty damn sick, but again, I can't do anything about it right now. But Espectro, I'm not going to make things easy for you. You do not want to make the BWF Commissioner angry. Just remember..I will be keeping an eye on you. To this wonderful audience, enjoy the rest of the show..I'm outta here!"
"The Anthem" hits again as the Commish makes his exit.
COACH: "Tom, Casey, i gotta ask...have eida of ya evah seen da Coimmish dat seriously cheesed off?"
DOLAN: "We got an inkling of that when he confronted Espectro two weeks ago, but that isn't really like our Commissioner, I'll admit"
CASEY: "Ehh, you guys worry too much..I'd act like that too in his shoes."#nosmileys