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Post by HeartBurn Kid on Oct 31, 2004 16:07:59 GMT -5
("Champion" plays us into the show, as the ring is filling up with various people in monster costumes. At the moment, "Im-Ho-Tep (Pharoah's Curse)" by Iced Earth is playing as Prince Kharis makes his way out to the ring.)
BW: Welcome to wOw Primetime! This here's "Big Foot" Barry Windham, along with P. T. Midnite and Warrior, and we're gonna start things right off with a special match: A Halloween Horror battle royal!
("Vampires" by Godsmack hits as Vampire Warrior rises through the stage amid a circle of fire.)
PT: Perhaps the biggest "name" in this match, Vampire Warrior is nevertheless...
W: VAMPIRE WARRIOR? HE DARES TO DEFILE THE NAME OF WARRIOR BY PREGNOSTICALING IT WITH THE IMAGE OF A VAMPIRE?! GRAAH!
(Warrior leaps out of his seat and follows Vampire Warrior into the ring.)
MATCH 1: HALLOWEEN HORROR BATTLE ROYAL:
Prince Kharis vs. The Yeti vs. The Monster vs. Dragon Master vs. The Executioner vs. Vampire Warrior vs. Leatherface vs. Nightmare Freddy vs. Jason The Terrible vs. Lord Humongous vs. Vampiro vs. Insane Clown Posse
Warrior makes a beeline for Vampire Warrior, tossing ICP out on the way (and over the top). Warrior pounds on Vampire Warrior a bit before being attacked from behind by Vampiro. Vampiro and Vampire Warrior double-team Warrior. Meanwhile, Prince Kharis and Jason The Terrible have paired off and were going through some veeeeeeeeeeeeery... sloooooooooooow... wreeeeeeeeeeestling. Meanwhile, The Executioner launched himself at Lord Humongous, sending both men over the top.
REMAINING: Prince Kharis, The Yeti, The Monster, Dragon Master, Vampire Warrior, Leatherface, Nightmare Freddy, Jason The Terrible, Vampiro
Warrior has now found himself brawling with Jason, while Nightmare Freddy is being picked apart by the vampires (Vampire Warrior and Vampiro).
BW: Looks like Vampire Warrior and Vampiro have formed an alliance.
PT: Well, they are both vampires; I guess the leeches have to stick together.
Jason grabs Warrior in a bearhug, and The Yeti grabs them from behind Warrior, in a scene eerily reminiscent of WCW's first World War III
PT: ... Ewwwww...
BW: Let us never speak of this again.
Warrior fights his way out of the hold, and, now upset at having been forced to pull a train, dumps Yeti over the top. Jason gets him from behind and throws him over, but he goes right back in and dumps Jason for his trouble.
REMAINING: Prince Kharis, The Monster, Dragon Master, Vampire Warrior, Leatherface, Nightmare Freddy, Vampiro
Leatherface has now isolated Vampiro in a corner, allowing Nightmare Freddy and Warrior to team up against Vampire Warrior. Prince Kharis and The Monster are boring the crowd to sleep in the center of the ring, while Dragon Master seems to be picking his spot. Leatherface gets Vampiro on the apron, and Dragon Master, seeing an opportunity, goes to dump both men... but only succeeds in getting rid of Leatherface, as Vampiro holds the ropes. Vampiro slides back in between Dragon Master's legs and dropkicks him in the back, sending him careening over the top. Nightmare Freddy charges in, but Vampiro drops to the ground, pulling down the top rope, and Freddy's out too!
BW: Vampiro just eliminated 3 huge men in rapid succession! That boy's a machine!
REMAINING: Prince Kharis, The Monster, Vampire Warrior, Vampiro
The four official men in this match all turn their attentions to Warrior; they quadruple-team him, and send him crashing out to the floor, where security is finally able to escort him away. The match quickly turns into "Big Men vs. Little Men" with Kharis and Monster allying, and Vampiro and VW rekindling their own alliance. They pair off, and while Vampire Warrior is able to dominate the much slower Kharis, The Monster's strength proves to be too much for Vampiro, who is thrown out with a press slam. VW charges over and clotheslines the distracted Monster over the top.
REMAINING: Prince Kharis, Vampire Warrior
Kharis picks up VW by the throat, but VW spits "blood" into the mummy's eyes. The blinded Mummy drops VW, who hits Kharis with an Impaler. Suddenly, the lights in the arena go dark... then there are red flashes and eerie whispers... and when they come back up again, Kharis is on the outside and covered in "blood".
WINNER: Vampire Warrior
After the match, the man formerly known as Gangrel celebrates in the ring.
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Post by HeartBurn Kid on Nov 4, 2004 12:24:33 GMT -5
(Backstage, R. D. Reynolds is walking back from the food services table, a cup of coffee in his hand. He's stopped by "The HeartBurn Kid" Chris Dobbs)
HBK: We need to talk.
RD: You know where my office is.
(RD starts to walk away, but HBK grabs his shoulder and turns him back around, spilling some of the coffee)
HBK: Don't you ever turn your back on me, damnit. Ho's still parading around with my belt, and you have yet to do anything about it. I want Ho, Reynolds. I want my belt.
RD: If I remember right, you had your chance. You had a number one contender match, and you didn't win it.
HBK: Nobody won it, and you never scheduled a rematch! You want me to go kick Roche's ass right now? I'll do it, damnit.
RD: That's enough! Fine. There WILL be a match at Electric Supernova III for the wOw International title. A 4 way dance! And the participants will be Inita Ho, John Roche, the former champion Finale, and... the winner of a three-way dance that will take place tonight between you, J-Rad, and Prodigy! Now, if you'll excuse me, my coffee is getting cold.
(R. D. walks away, and goes back to his office, where he's surprised to find Jared Steele waiting.
RD: Jared...?
JS: I've been thinking, R. D. The Phantom's been following us from arena to arena, he's been dragging Missy along with him, and somehow we're never able to catch him. Why?
RD: I wish I knew! Nobody ever sees him come and go...
JS: And what about Missy? Somebody's covering for him, somebody's keeping her whereabouts a secret, and I'm going to find out who. And God help them when I find them.
(Jared walks out, and RD stares after him, speechless. Cut to a shot of Sakura, in her usual schoolgirl outfit, warming up)
BW: SAKURA KASUGANO! JOCELYN RICHTER! NEXT!
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Post by HeartBurn Kid on Nov 7, 2004 22:29:17 GMT -5
(As we come back from break, "Dirrrty" is playing as Jocelyn Richter is coming out)
BW: Folks, if you weren't watching, we just had a HUGE match added to the card tonight--Chris Dobbs vs. J-Rad vs. Prodigy, with a slot in the 4-way match for the International belt at Electric Supernova III on the line!
PT: It might as well be a handicap match... you KNOW Prodigy and J-Rad are going to be watching each other's back.
BW: Well, we'll see later. As for this match, you folks are about to see the debut of a very unique talent...
(As he says that, "Girls' Psychology" by Morning Musume starts to play, as Sakura Kasugano makes her way out, with Dan Hibiki following behind. Sakura seems to be trying to keep a distance from Dan.)
BW: This young lady right here, Sakura Kasugano, was a member of the runner up team at the famed Match of the Millenium tournament at the tender young age of 14!
PT: And she's quite the lttle hottie as well...
BW: ... Jeez, PT, she STILL looks 14!
PT: Perhaps, but I have it on good authority that she just recently celebrated her 18th birthday!
MATCH 2:
Jocelyn Richter vs. Sakura Kasugano
Sakura seems eager to start the match, but Jocelyn is reluctant to tie up with her.
PT: Jocelyn doesn't seem to want this match...
BW: Yeah, maybe she's put off by Sakura's youthful looks, like anybody SANE would be.
Sakura encourages Jocelyn a bit more, and they finally lock up. Sakura gains the upper hand with a two-kick combo, and whips Jocelyn out to the ropes, catching her with a devastating spin kick. Jocelyn goes down, and Sakura celebrates in the middle of the ring... only to get Schoolboy-ed by Jocelyn! 1... 2... kickout.
PT: Looks like Sakura's been learning a bit TOO much from Dan...
Sakura pops up into a karate pose as Jocelyn looks on and nods. The two lock up again, and Jocelyn powers Sakura into a corner before hitting her with a trapped dropkick. Jocelyin gets right back up and continues working Sakura in the corner...
BW: Jocelyn finally realizing that Sakura's more of a threat than she looks.
Jocelyn stands over Sakura for a second, giving her an opening to sunset flip Jocelyn out of the corner. 1... 2... no dice. Sakura meets Richter getting up with a series of quick martial arts maneuvers, that Richter has her hands full blocking. Finally, Richter gets in a punch, and takes control again. Sakura and Jocelyn go back and forth for a bit, until Jocelyn gets the upper hand, and manages to put Sakura down on the mat! She's about to go for the cover... but something stops her, as she starts staring outside the ring and yelling at somebody. The camera swings over to reveal... Poison, climbing over the barricade!
BW: Jay-zus Christ! What in tarnation is Poison doing here?!
Unfortunately, as Poison and Richter argue, Richter doesn't notice the Mercy Sisters coming up behind her! She finds herself hoisted up by Grace, as Mary makes herself ready on the apron... but as Grace turns to Mary, Sakura strikes Grace from behind! Jocelin lands on her feet as Grace goes down. Mary comes into the ring, but Sakura is already bounding off the opposite ropes, and hits Mary with a spinning uppercut as she screams, "Sho-Oh-Ken!" Jocelyn disposes of Grace, then turns back to Poison, who has decided that discretion is the better part of valor.
NO CONTEST
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Post by HeartBurn Kid on Nov 13, 2004 23:33:54 GMT -5
(We come back backstage, and we catch Finale talking about something with Vampire Warrior and Vampiro. At first we can't hear what's being said, but then a boom mic drops slightly into view, and the audio picks up.)
F: ...were quite impressive out there. I always have an eye out for talent such as--
(Finale stops, then turns slowly towards the camera. He motions to the vampires, and they walk away together.)
(We come back to ringside on Barry Windham and PT Midnite)
BW: Something seems to be going on between Finale and the two vampires from tonight's Battle Royal, but what?
PT: Whatever it is, if Finale's involved, it can't be good news for wOw. Finale--
(The commentators are interrupted as "Ramp! (The Logical Song)" hits. The lights darken and J-Rad's usual light show goes on, and he comes out and plays a few quick steps of DDR on the ramp using the lights before making his way down to the ring.)
BW: HBK's back is really to the wall here; he's up against two members of the Soverign Supremacy! This is going to be a 2-on-1 encounter, no matter how you slice it!
("Kashmir" hits as Prodigy makes his way out, to be replaced by "Cloud Connected" as HBK comes down. As HBK walks down, a fan on the aisle waves a sign reading, "..." into the camera, then into HBK's face. He shoots said fan a dirty look, then continues on his way.)
MATCH 3: TRIPLE THREAT for #1 contendership for the wOw International title.
"HeartBurn Kid" Chris Dobbs vs. J-Rad vs. Prodigy
J-Rad and Prodigy waste no time double-teaming Dobbs, pouncing on him before the bell even rings. They work him over for a while, until Prodigy holds Dobbs up into a full nelson while J-Rad comes in for some free hits, which is when Dobbs plants both his feet into J-Rad's chest and pushes off, flooring J-Rad and driving Prodigy into a turnbuckle! Prodigy crumples while J-Rad gets up, only to meet a fist from HBK. HeartBurn presses his advantage, keeping on the offensive until Prodigy comes to, at which point he cheap-shots Dobbs from behind, and the two on one commences anew. This time, it cuilinates in a Prodigy spinebuster, after which he goes for the pin. 1... 2... J-Rad pulls Prodigy off and goes for a cover of his own! 1... 2... Prodigy pulls him off. The two Soverign Supremacy members are at each other's throats, with Prodigy getting more pissed off by the second, and J-Rad goofing around and calmly explaining that, since he's the superior athlete, OF COURSE he should win the match!
PT: Egos afire here, as Prodigy and J-Rad just can't stay on the same page.
BW: These two might just come to blows here...
And, indeed, they might have, but HBK came up behind Prodigy, shoving him into J-Rad, and catching him on the rebound for a schoolboy! 1... 2... Prodigy kicks out. HBK's on the offensive again, taking the fight to Prodigy as J-Rad shakes off the effects, but this burst of offense doesn't last too long as J-Rad nails ascends the turnbuckle and nails BOTH men with the Hello Moonsault! J-Rad goes for the pin on HBK... 1... 2... suddenly, the ref is pulled out of the ring by...
PT: What the--?!
BW: What in tarnation is JOHN ROCHE doing out here?!
Roche enters the ring and immediately takes the fight to J-Rad, hitting the club kid with the Roche Clip. He then makes his exit to the aisle, there to watch as the referee comes to and climbs back in the ring. HBK rolls over and drapes his arm across J-Rad... 1... 2... 3!
WINNER: "HeartBurn Kid" Chris Dobbs
HBK regains his footing, then leans over and sees Roche giving fake applause in the aisleway. He becomes livid, screaming at Roche, "I don't need anybody's help, damnit!" Roche for his part, replies, "You and me, man. You and me."
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Post by HeartBurn Kid on Nov 14, 2004 13:50:48 GMT -5
(John Roche is walking back through the curtain, and RD Reynolds is waiting for him in the gorilla position)
RD: What the hell were you doing out there?
JR: I was making sure that I get my hands on Dobbs. I want that International Title... but more than that, I want to rub it in his face.
RD: I put HBK in that match for a reason. I wanted to show him that NOBODY can make demands of me! I wanted to demonstrate that I am firmly in control, and the inmates aren't running the asylum. And you, one of my right-hand men, just went out there and gave him exactly what he wanted. I--
(RD is interrupted as HBK comes crashing through the curtain. He and Roche lock eyes on one another, and begin brawling immediately. Roche quickly gets the upper hand over the exhausted HBK, and puts him down with a DDT to the concrete floor.)
JR: That's what you get, damnit! And there'll be more of the same for you at ESIII, no matter what you-- (Roche turns to RD) --or anybody else--have to say about it!
(Cut to Sana Kurata, who's standing by with Brian Knobbs, Ben Vincent, Bryce Samuels, FCC, and Thomas Serveaux)
SK: HI!I'MSANAKURATAANDI'MHEREWITHONEOFTHETWOTEAMSTHATCOULDBETEAMAMERICA! *huff* MRKNOBBSWHYDIDYOUISSUETHISCHALLENGE?!
BK: You see, Sana, this country wasn't made for the degenerates that fill RD's Team America. America is built on a foundation of law and morality. My men, Bryce Samuels and Ben Vincent, understand all about law. We ARE the law! And to complement them, I have found two men who know all about morality--Frederick C. Crichton and Thomas Serveaux. THESE are the principles that America was founded on, and THESE are the principles represented by the men who should--and who WILL--lead America in the WWoW cup tournament!
BS: That's right. I've held my tongue for far too long when RD was kissing ass to the Death Eaters so they'd join up with his handpicked boys, but soon, it shall be time to go out there and show them, and the world, what American power is all about!
FCC: As my colleagues here were saying, we have let the immoral, the laviscous, and the lewd dominate the entertainment world! We, as a nation, have stood idly by and let our children consume this, and let it fester in their minds and corrupt their very souls! But after tonight, America will have a beacon of light to look up to! A beacon of hope! A beacon of morality! And the name of that beacon will be... Team America!
SK: AAAAAAHTHISWILLBEANEXCITINGMATCH!WE'LLBEBACK!
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Post by HeartBurn Kid on Nov 15, 2004 0:27:22 GMT -5
("Don't Tread on Me" by Metallica fills the arena as Harry Potsmoker, Chris Cassidy, Jayce Simmons, and John Roche make their way out, Chris Cassidy waving an American flag with aplomb. The team makes their way down to the ring, Potsmoker and Simmons shooting each other wary glances all the while.)
BW: This here's going to be the main event of the evening, and it's going to determine who's going to represent the USA in the WWoW cup.
PT: Yeah, and you're probably pulling for Knobbs' team, aren't you? You're a Texan; you're all about the reactionary stuff.
BW: ... Careful what you assume, son.
(Brian Knobbs, Ben Vincent, Bryce Samuels, FCC, and Thomas Serveaux come out, and Bryce is on the mic as Knobbs holds up the flag)
BS: CUT THE MUSIC! That kind of music just contributes to everything wrong with America today! Let's have some REAL American music for the REAL Team America!
("Real American" cues up...)
BS: Hey! Hey! I WILL come back to that truck and break my foot off in each and every one of your asses!
(The song stops, to be replaced with "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" by Toby Keith)
BS: That's better!
(Knobbs' team comes down to the ring.)
MATCH 4: 4-on-4 tag team match (one fall to finish) for Team America slot
Harry Potsmoker, Jayce Simmons, John Roche, and Chris Cassidy vs. Bryce Samuels, Ben Vincent, Frederick C. Crichton, and Thomas Serveaux.
Roche and Vincent start, with Vincent using his power to take the early advantage. Vincent powers Roche into his own corner, and quick-tags in Bryce, who goes right to work, peppering Roche with rights and lefts. Samuels tags out again to Vincent, but the split-second breather is all Roche needs to gain his bearings. He blocks a punch by Vincent, and counters with one of his own, before running the ropes and hitting the big man with a dropkick!
BW: Roche coming back into control here...
Roche immediately goes for a cover on the big man... but he kicks out at 1. Roche rolls away from the pin and tags in Potsmoker, who goes right to work. Potsmoker presses the advantage, forcing Vincent to tag out to FCC, who gives the former wOw champ a surprising fight. The two men seesaw back and forth, with neither able to gain a definite advantage, before clotheslining each other down. Both men tag out, FCC to Samuels, and Potsmoker to Cassidy.
PT: Potsmoker almost seemed to make it a point not to tag in Simmons there.
BW: Makes you wonder if these guys are going to be cohesive enough to win this tournament.
PT: Or, heck, even this match!
Cassidy immediately goes on the attack, using his quickness to keep Samuels off guard before being floored with a thunderous right hand. Samuels immediately goes to his mat game, trying to keep Cassidy grounded, which he does very well, culminating in the Anglemark Lock. Cassidy struggles to reach the ropes, and does so, but rather than release the hold, Samuels yanks Cassidy back to the center of the ring. But for that moment, Samuels doesn't have the lock cinched all the way in, and Cassidy takes advantage, rolling through to catch Samuels in a pinning predicament! This only gets a two count, but it also buys Cassidy time to get the hot tag to Jayce Simmons! Samuels tags out to Serveaux, who finds himself on the receiving end of Jayce afire. Jayce dominates Serveaux, culminating in hitting him with the Teen Dream! 1... 2... FCC in to break up the cover. Jayce picks up Serveaux, and shoots a look at FCC, but Serveaux manages to stumble into his corner and tag Samuels back in. Samuels and Simmons go toe-to-toe, able to match each other in skill, but eventually Samuels claims the uppper hand with a low blow while Knobbs distracts the referee. Bryce presses his advantage, again going to his mat game, but Jayce escapes; however, his unwillingness to tag Potsmoker costs him dearly as he gets pulled back in by Samuels. Samuels whips Simmons to the ropes, at which point Roche blind-tags in, and the two Cannonballers sandwich Bryce between dropkicks! 1... 2... Vincent just barely makes the save. Samuels is hurting from that move, and Roche presses his point, effectively keeping Bryce from regaining his footing, before making the tag out to Cassidy, who's just dying for revenge from earlier in the match. Cassidy again, takes the advantage, but again Samuels is able to take control. He signals again for the Anglemark lock, but this time is unable to even lock it in before getting kicked to the ropes! Using the last of his breath, Cassidy climbs to his feet, springboards off the second rope, and hits a modified Wake-Up Call on Samuels!
BW: THE WAKE UP CALL! THE WAKE UP CALL! THIS MATCH IS OVER!
But, Cassidy's hurt too bad to capitalize. Fortunately, he's in his own corner, and Potsmoker tags himself in before going to the top rope, coming down with a Wronski Feint. He goes for the cover... 1... 2... but Serveaux's in for the save! Roche comes in... then FCC and Vincent... then Simmons, and it's a Pier 6 Brawl! Both sides go at it in the ring as Cassidy slowly recovers on the outside, and eventually things start filtering down as people get tossed out of the crowded ring. Finally, as just Potsmoker, Samuels, and Vincent are left in the ring, Cassidy comes out of nowhere with a tope, taking out everybody! Potsmoker comes to first, and drapes an arm over Samuels... the ref counts... 1... 2... 3!
WINNERS and the official Team America: Harry Potsmoker, Jayce Simmons, John Roche, and Chris Cassidy
The show ends with the verious members of Team America coming together in the ring. At first, there's a sort of tired celebration, but then Simmons and Potsmoker lock eyes on each other, and Cassidy and Roche look on, helplessly.
BW: Ladies and Gentlemen, your Team America!
PT: But how on earth are they going to coexist?!
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