Electric Supernova III!

[Reflecto]

As Electric Supernova III started, a huge pyro went off of the scaffold as the outdoor arena...in Providence, RI...in winter...shook (or shivered, either way...) to the massive roar of the crowd.

Gristleizer: "W...wel...welcome...so cold, so...very cold..."

MMV: "W...why didn't...you post...this...warmer...Reflecto?"

Gristleizer: "We've got a...great show for you tonight...as we're going to our first matchup!" Just then, "John Blaze" hit as Johnny Blaze came to the ring and grabbed the mic...

Blaze: "GAYLORD FOCKER, GET YOUR RIPOFF WANNABE BEN-STILLER HOMO ASS OUT HERE! I've had enough of being treated with disrespect, and I'm about to get me some of you!" Just then, The Phantom's voice was heard on the wOwTron as Gaylord Focker was sprawled out on the ground, beaten and bloodied.

Phantom: "Dreadfully sorry, former owner, but I felt it was necessary to prove my superiority from the beginning to the end of this show. I needed to show all of you the way of things in wOw. Gaylord Focker was weak, so he has been thrown by the wayside like so much garbage. But The Phantom...I am strong. Tonight, my strength will be magnified when I win the World Title from that wretched Jared Steele!"

Blaze looked pissed off as he took the mic...

Blaze: "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? I want a match, and I want it now! ANY of you Cruiserweights, get your ass out here and fight me!" Just then, Chris Cassidy ran out to the ring and attacked, taking the match.

Johnny Blaze v. Chris Cassidy

Blaze really didn't know what hit him, as Cassidy was a force of nice moves through the whole of the match. The two tried to put on some nice moves, but Cassidy was dominating. Wake Up Call was just academic, as The Upstart got the upset pin to win the Cruiserweight Title!

"A huge upset to start the night tonight, Grist! Chris Cassidy has just scored the biggest win of his young career!"

"This is a huge feather in his cap, MMV!"

Winner (NEW Cruiserweight Champion): CHRIS CASSIDY

[HeartBurn Kid]

("Mexican Radio" hits as Los Conquistadors make their way out, in insulated gold lame outfits.)
Grist: N-N-Nice to see s-somebody's warm...
("Man In The Box" hits as Ken The Box makes his way out.)

WWoW CUP, FIRST ROUND:
Conquistador Dos (MEX) vs. Ken The Box (JPN)

Dos starts out keeping Ken off-balance with a variety of quick strikes, but the cardboard costume absorbs the blows like armor. Eventually, Ken is able to take control, pummeling Dos with punches and... well, not much else, due to his restrictive costume. Ken launches himself off the turnbuckle at Dos, but Dos plants a dropkick in Ken's chest, the momentum of which knocks Ken down, at which point the fatal flaw of his costume is revealed...

MMV: What's Ken doing? He's just flailing there...
Grist: Wait... I think I get it...
MMV: What?
Grist: Much like the mighty turtle, Ken's helpless on his back!

Dos, having caught this too, plants a foot on Ken's chest for an easy cover!

WINNER: Conquistador Dos.

Dos celebrates his victory, jumping around and shouting, "ARRIBA! ANDELE! YO QUIERO TACO BELL!!!"

[Reflecto]

After the break, "Grease" hit as Stavros came to the ring with his teammate Nico , each brandishing a US Tag Team Title belt. Stavros entered the ring as the strains of "Island in the Sun" hit. Bri and Big 'Kish headed to the ring! Bri took the mic...

"YO YO YO! BRI AND BIG 'KISH ARE IN THA HIZZ-OUSE! Now, I know everybody here's waiting for us to show up the true best team in the world, Team Pacific Islands, so this tubby bitch..." Bri pointed to Big 'Kish..."is gonna beat down THAT tubby bitch..."Bri pointed to Stavros..."and then we're getting the hell out of this cold-ass town and going to sun ourselves on some phat Pacific Paradise. Snooch to the nooch!"

Grist: "You know...we could cut open...those two...and huddle in them...for warmth..."
MMV: "That...only works...in Star Wars..."

Match: Well, this was a surprisingly decent big-guy matchup between the two. The two meshed fairly well, and the match seemed to be working fairly...at least, until Inita Ho, Haku, Jamal, and Prince Iaukea started to sneak out to the ring. The four used stealth-type moves as Bri proceeded to head over and pick a fight with Nico. Once there, Big 'Kish proceeded to strike, fighting Stavros over to the corners. Big 'Kish teased a Stinkface, but then proceeded to lock a Tongan Death Grip on Stavros, intending for him to grab the ropes- which he did. While this occurred, the other Pacific Islanders attacked Nico while the referee tried to get Big 'Kish to stop. Once he did, Big 'Kish hit a Clothesline to Stavros to the outside, where he got the same. Trey Thomas and Dino Callas tried to interfere on their behalf, but Team Pacific Islands was too much for them. The team rolled Stavros into the ring, where a quick Banzai Drop was enough to put Stavros away.

Winner: Big 'Kish

[HeartBurn Kid]

("Dirty Business" blares as the oWo makes their way out.)
MMV: You know, rumors have been flying all day...
Grist: Hey, hey, I don't care WHAT you've heard, I--
MMV: I meant about Dexter Hart! He never found a partner for tonight!
Grist: Oh... heh heh... I knew that.
(Travis Corleone grabs a mic.)
TC: I've been waiting for this for a long time! Dexter Hart, you little gavone, get out here and take what's coming to you! You're gonna learn not to stick your nose in Travis Corleone's business, capisce?
("HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!" "Never Been a Right Time to Say Goodbye" hits, as we wait for Dexter...)
MMV: So, what was that other stuff?
Grist: ...Nothing.
MMV: Wanna talk about it?
Grist: Nope, I'm good.
MMV: So where is Dex, anyway?
(That question is answered, as Dexter Hart comes out through the crowd, attacking the oWo from behind!)

GoodFellas, Inc. & Joey Numbers vs. Dexter Hart &

Dex manages to dump Tony and Paul E. before they know what hit them, and Travis quickly bails, but Numbers quickly uses his power to dominate as the referee keeps GFI from coming back in.

MMV: The ref doing his job here, making sure there's just one man for the old World order at any one time... At least Dex gets that much...

The oWo manages to keep Dex pretty well cornered, quick-tagging to keep fresh men in as Dex is beaten senseless... this goes on seemingly interminably, until Dex manages to back body drop Tony over the ropes, right on top of Paul E! Both men go crashing down to the mat... Dex tries to crawl away, but Numbers grabs his leg... until Jim Neidhart shows up and pulls him off the apron!

Grist: NEIDHART?! Where'd he come from?
MMV: I guess watching this was too much for Jim to bear!

Neidhart runs over to Hart's corner, grabs the tag rope, and reaches out... Dex tries to crawl over... Tony makes it back into the ring, and grabs Dex's leg... but Dex kicks him off and tags in Neidhart! Neidhart goes in on fire, punishing Tony... Tony tags out to Numbers, and he gets the same treatment! Finally, with Dex regaining his footing, Neidhart points at him and says something...Dex says, "Me?" Jim says, "No, the other skinny punk in the corner there..." Neidhart tags in Hart, then hoists Numbers onto his shoulders... Dex runs the ropes, and hits Numbers with the Hart Attack! Dex goes for the cover, while Neidhart fights off the other oWo members... 1... 2... 3!

WINNERS: Dexter Hart and Jim Neidhart

After the match, the oWo regroup and go on the attack... but just when the numbers game starts to catch up with our heroes, Michel Picard and Captain Canada make their way out! With the odds more even, the oWo turn tail and split, Corleone swearing revenge the entire time. Neidhart gets on the mic...

JN: Kid, I was wrong about you. You came out here, and you faced certain doom for a fight that wasn't even yours. And you still did your best. That's heart, any way you slice it. I'm sorry I hung you out to dry... can you forgive me?
DH: You're darn right I can, Mr. Neidhart! Because I have nothing but respect and love for the Hart family! HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!
("Never Been A Right Time To Say Goodbye" hits as Dex and Jim hug. Jim holds up Dex's hand and points to him as Picard and CC look on, applauding.)

[HeartBurn Kid]

MMV: That was a tender... heartwarming moment just a few minutes ago...
Grist: Well, God knows we need SOMETHING warmed out here...
("The Terrible Secret of Space" hits as Lazer Tron makes his way down, to be replaced with "Highway to Hell" as Ian MacTroch rides his motorcycle out.)

WWoW CUP, FIRST ROUND:

Lazer Tron (OSP) vs. Ian MacTroch (UK)

Ian goes straight to the attack, punishing Tron with his obvious power advantage. He works Tron into the corner, pummeling him with rights and lefts, finishing with a snake-eyes choke for a 4-count for good measure. Tron goes down, and Ian plays a bit to the crowd before going back to work. MacTroch pulls Tron to his feet, but Tron is too quick and starts dazzling Ian with his speed! He manages to keep Ian reeling until Ian turns a headscissors attempt into a sidewalk slam. The two go back and forth for a while, until Tron manages to dropkick Ian out of the ring! Ian collects his bearings, and begins to rummage through his bike's saddlebags, finally coming out with a Lazer Tag pistol. After flinching from a fake dive by Lazer Tron, Ian points the pistol at Tron and fires. Tron's chestplate beeps, and he falls over like he's dead. Ian comes back in for the easy pin.

WINNER: Ian MacTroch

MMV: Is that even legal?
Grist: As far as I know, the wOw rules don't explicitly ban toy guns...

[Reflecto]

DJ Bishie Boy v. J-Rad

J-Rad came out to the ring with Prodigy, Jamie Kogyaru and Johnny Ramon, and the three looked pissed off. The three proceeded to attack him viciously in the ring, putting on a beatdown. Prodigy's power and Ramon's speed were good mixtures to J-Rad's more methodical skill, wearing the DJ too thin to do too much work. Prodigy went for a quick Curb Job, only to have the DJ grab the ropes and continue the match. This led Ramon to hit a Money Maker, which did the same thing for his match. Jamie Kogyaru approached J-Rad for a double-team move to punish the DJ further. J-Rad proceeded to ready himself and put Kogyaru on his shoulders...only for Kogyaru to hit a Frankensteiner on him off of the top rope! Jamie Kogyaru then proceeded to load the DJ up for a Slight Remix, allowing him to get the three count!

"BAH-GAWD! THAT JEZEBEL JAMIE KOGYARU JUST SCREWED THE SOVEREIGN SUPREMACY! BBQ SAUCE! BBQ SAUCE!"
"Is that the brain freeze, or are you really channeling JR?"
"What do you BAH-GAWD Think, King?"

After the match, the DJ and Kogyaru celebrated, as Kogyaru took a mic...

"Nothing personal, boys, but this was the only way- this will allow me to get closer to The One..."

[HeartBurn Kid]

As we come back from the requisite history packages, the cage is being constructed...

Grist: So, what are the rules for this match again?
MMV: I DUNNO, BUT THIS MATCH IS GONNA BE APROPOS, AND THAT DON'T MEAN YOU'RE DIGGING WITH FARM IMPLEMENTS, BABY!
Grist: Great... he's gone from JR to Mongo... Well, I see some things being attached to the cage now... looks like an electric guitar... a pair of drumsticks... an amp...
("Dirrty" hits as Richter makes her way out.)
Grist: You have to wonder whether Jocelyn's taking this match was a smart move. Poison dictated the terms, Poison knows the rules... Jocelyn's walking into the lion's den.
("Rocket Queen" hits as Poison makes her way out, flanked by the Mercys)
Grist: Then again, any lions in there would have died of hypothermia by now...
(Poison enters the cage, still holding her bat. The door locks behind her)

HEAVY METAL RIOT CAGE MATCH:

Poison vs. Jocelyn Richter

Jocelyn takes the advantage early on, tackling Poison right when the match starts and making her drop the bat, before landing repeated blows to the face. Poison rolls Richter over and lands a few blows herself, before getting to her feet and dragging Jocelyn up by the hair. Poison whips Richter into the corner, then grabs a bass guitar off the side of the cage and charges in with a swing... to break the thing over the turnbuckle as Richter ducks behind Poison! Richter rolls up Poison with a schoolboy,and goes straight into a leg grapevine knee bar.

Grist: This is smart on Richter's part; taking the legs out from the stronger Poison, and keeping her on the mat.

Poison manates to pull herself to a sitting position, and tries to pull Richter off, to no avail. She begins kicking Richter away, and finally manages to break the hold that way. Both women get to their feet. Poison gets to her feet and goes to the walls of the cage; she grabs a guitar off the side of the cage, while Richter, for her part, grabs a snare drum. Richter throws the drum at Poison, who bats it away with the guitar. Poison then strikes with the guitar, hitting Richter in the midsection. She then tosses the guitar aside, stands on Richter's back, and pulls the arms a bit, before kneeling down and continuing the assault with punches to the back of the head. Poison gets up and soaks in the crowd's boos for a bit... until she turns around and catches a mic stand to the face! Richter capitalizes, getting in a couple more blows with the mic stand, until Poison grabs the stand and uses it to send Richter into the cage! Poison gets back to her feet, and does some David Lee Roth-style sword twirling with the stand. Poison goes back to work on Richter... who grabs her and send her into the cage! Richter regains her feet, and goes to escape the cage... but the Mercys start climbing to meet her, so Richter decides against escaping right now. She instead comes back down to the top rope, and comes off with an ax-handle to Poison.

Grist: Richter's trapped!

Richter manages to maintain control until Poison grabs a can of hairspray off the side of the cage and spray it in Richter's eyes. With Richter blinded, Poison grabs the Steve-Vai-style triple-neck guitar off the cage, and uses the space between two necks to choke Richter! Richter, with no oxygen getting to her brain, seems to pass out... Poison goes to climb the cage, but Richter manages to get her bearings just as Poison reaches the top and suplexes her back in! Both women are out... now the Mercys decide to move, and start to climb the cage... but Sakura Kasugano, Hand Maid Mully, and Washu appear from nowhere to stop them! Mully, Sakura, and the Mercys brawl outside the ring, as Richter makes it to her feet... Richter signals for the 9.0 as Poison gets up... and she hits it! Richter starts to make the long climb out of the cage... Poison gets to her feet and follows her...and they meet at the top of the cage. The two exchange punches up there for a bit, but Poison gets the upper hand, and sets Richter up for a suplex... but, just then, Mully whips Mary into the side of the cage! The whole cage shakes, causing both women to lose their balance and fall... Poison inside the ring, and Jocelyn outside!

WINNER: Jocelyn Richter

After the match, Mully and Sakura help Richter to the back.

[Reflecto]

As Mully and Sakura were helping Jocelyn to the back, she held them off, instead going to a nearby chair to watch as the next match was beginning. Just then, "Africa" hit as Abdullah the Butcher headed to the ring, fork in tow for his match.

Grist: "Ladies and gentlemen, I've...received word...that...Harry Potsmoker...is...going to put his...Television title...on the line...in this match..."

Just then, the cold crowd heated up in a big way as "Don't Tread On Me" hit, only to give way to "Carmelina" as Harry Potsmoker headed to the ring carrying the American flag in one hand and the Television title on the other. The other members of Team USA headed to the side (Jayce Simmons getting fairly close to Jocelyn Richter, only to be met with an ICY stare by Potsmoker from the ring) as the match started.

Abdullah the Butcher v. Harry Potsmoker

Okay. On one hand, you have Abdullah the Butcher, a newcomer for Team Africa. On the other, Harry Potsmoker, basically THE MAN in wOw. Three guesses who's going over here. Basically a squash, for the most part. Potsmoker did a lot of stunning moves to Abby, who bladed like a champ for the younger superstar (not up to drinking game-levels of blading yet, but close.) Potsmoker, trying to get more of an advantage, then proceeded to grab the Television Title and attacked Abdullah the Butcher with it...

"THAT'S IT! WHIP HIM! WHIP HIM LIKE A DOG!"

"Oh geez, now you're channelling David Crockett, I take it..."

Abdullah the Butcher tried to fight back with his trusty fork, but the weather and his bladejobs led it to freeze into his hand. Seeing this, it was no problem for a Dropkick to a Wronski Feint by Potsmoker, giving him the three count.

Winner: HARRY POTSMOKER

[HeartBurn Kid]

"Everything's Cool" hits as Jay Matthews walks to the ring, purpose in his eyes and determination in his step. It's replaced by "Hero of the Day" as Jared Steele comes out, looking distracted.

Grist: Hey, Jared! Look at the bright side; at least, wherever Missy is, she's probably somewhere w-w-w-w-warm....

wOw WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP:
Jared Steele (C) v. Jay Matthews

Jay goes right to the attack, not even waiting for the bell, stomping Steele as he slides into the ring. He then drops down, continuing the assault with fists to the back of the head--closed fists, which the referee quickly intervenes in, warning Matthews. Steele finally gets to his feet, but Matthews presses his advantage, beating the champ into the corner, then whipping him into the opposite corner and following in with a splash. Jay wails on the stunned Steele again with punches, but now Jared fights back, forcing his way out of the corner and finishing with a dropkick that sends Jay to the ground. Jared gets into the fight quickly, but Jay's a fierce competitor as well, so the two have a good back-and-forth match... until "The Suffering: Scarred" hits and the ringside area starts to fill with smoke. Jared becomes distracted by this, and starts looking around for the Phantom... and Matthews comes from behind and rolls him up in a small package near the ropes! However, a figure surrepitiously leans out of the smoke and pushes the two over, so that Jared's on top, without the referee noticing! 1... 2... 3!

WINNER, and still Champion: Jared Steele

The smoke clears, but there's no sign of whoever did the pushing.

[HeartBurn Kid]

"No More Tears" by Black Label Society hits as Finale makes his way out, accompanied by Gangrel and Vampiro. Gangrel's carrying a duffel bag. It's replaced by "Cloud Connected" as Chris Dobbs makes his way out, then "Hell's Bells" as John Roche makes his entrance. Finally, "Jammin'" hits, and Inita Ho comes out, accompanied by the entirety of Team Pacific Islands. All three men in the ring stare him down, shooting daggers from their eyes, as he enters the ring.

wOw INTERNATIONAL TITLE:

Finale vs. "The HeartBurn Kid" Chris Dobbs vs. John Roche vs. Inita Ho (c)

Finale, HBK, and Roche all start by beating down Ho; it begins less like a match and more like a mugging. The teamwork breaks down, though, when Finale goes for the first cover of the match, and HBK tears him off. Meanwhile, The Sabbat have set up a folding table outside the ring, and are busily playing Vampire: The Masquerade and drinking Mountain Dew. The four inside the ring have now paired off, with HBK and Finale brawling, and Roche putting the boots to Ho.

MMV: Roche be clubbering on Ho, right here on tha Mothership!
Grist: Great... Dusty Rhodes now... you just get less and less coherent as the night goes on, don't you?

HBK attempts the Pepto Plunge on Finale, but Finale reverses it into a backdrop. Meanwhile, Bri' and Big 'Kish have found their way over to the gaming table and are trying to take The Sabbat's cheetos. Ho gains the upper hand over Roche with a low blow while the ref is busy with HBK and Finale, and leaves Roche alone to jump HBK from behind. Ho and Finale double-team HBK until he drops, then Ho plays to the crowd a bit... before eating a clothesline from Finale! Finale delivers a series of short-arm chops to Ho, then goes for the cover again... but Haku reaches in and puts Ho's foot on the ropes. Meanwhile, Bri' and 'Kish are trying to convince Vampiro and Gangrel to have a toke with them. Roche, now back to his feet, grabs Finale, and puts him in an ankle lock, but Ho quickly breaks that up with a kick to Roche's head... before he gets floored himself by a flying ax handle from HBK! HBK goes for the cover on Ho... 1... 2... Jamal grabs HBK's leg and pulls him off. The ref goes to argue with Jamal, and meanwhile, Haku has pulled a steel chair out of his afro and thrown it in to Ho! Ho waffles Roche and goes for the cover... the Ref turns around to count... 1... 2... Finale with the save! Finale and Ho pair off, now, as Roche pulls HBK to his feet and they begin to brawl.

MMV: All these men just tryin' ta get ta tha pay winda tonight!

Meanwhile, Bri' and 'Kish stare blankly at the gem-colored dice on the gaming table. Roche whips HBK into Finale, who collides with Ho, who smashes into the turnbuckle! All three go down! Roche goes for the cover on top of the pile of men, and the ref counts... 1... 2... but Haku, Prince Iaukaea, and Jamal all enter the ring! They pull Roche off the top of the pile, and begin beating him down, as HBK, Finale, and Ho all regain their feet. HBK and Finale go after Team PI, while Ho goes to assist his stablemates, and now Gangrel and Vampiro leave the gaming table to assist Finale!

Grist: And there go Vampiro and Gangrel, into the ring! The ref has absolutely NO control left; I'm surprised he hasn't thrown the match out!

Meanwhile, Bri' and 'Kish giggle and make sexual jokes about the dice. As the wild brawl clears, the only ones left standing are Gangrel, Vampiro, and Finale, who managed to stick together. Finale goes to cover Ho... 1... 2... Gangrel and Vampiro each grab an arm of Finale and drag him to the edge of the ring, where each locks a half-nelson on one arm, and they slam him through the gaming table, sending books, papers, dice, and snack foods flying through the air! Nodding to each other, the Sabbat exits; meanwhile HBK is the first to his feet. He picks up Inita Ho, and gives him the Pepto Plunge! 1... 2... 3!

WINNER (new champ): "The HeartBurn Kid" Chris Dobbs

After the match, Roche gets to his feet, and he and HBK lock eyes... HBK's all smiles for once, brandishing his new title. Roche says, "This isn't over yet," and walks away.

[Joey2024]

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

The Nobodies(Joey Hamm and Greg Burch) vs British Violence(Ironwood and General Apathy)

A lot of rumors and speculations have been made in the last few months about the Nobodies, and this match is being watched with attentive eyes.

Here we go!

Joey Hamm and General Apathy start. Both men pacing back and forth from each other. Hamm goes for a swift kick to the head, but Apathy backs off. Both men continue pacing, and here's a lock up. Joey gets the advantage on Apathy. Apathy backed to the ropes, ref looking for a break, Hamm won't have any of it as he gets Apathy in a Muay Thai clinch and unloads 4 knees to the head followed by a European uppercut that staggers Apathy into the ropes. Hamm kicks Apathy in the stomach and Apathy falls to the mat while Hamm starts stomping on the body of Apathy while he's leaning across the turnbuckle. The ref backs him up finally.

Ref: C'MON HAMM! BACK OFF OR YOUR DQ'D!

Hamm seemingly more aggressive then we've seen him in a while...

Another lock up, Hamm ducks under and gets behind Apathy and does an amateur takedown and rolls right into the front chancery, Apathy reverses it, into a hammerlock as Hamm stands up and goes to the ropes. We get a break, but Apathy pushes Hamm in the back after breaking it up. Hamm looks pissed.

Joey now looks Apathy square in the eyes and bitch slaps him! Right away, Hamm gives the bird, and we hear an audible "Fuck you!" Apathy instantly starts punching Hamm in the face with vicious rights and lefts, and throws Hamm to the ropes and hits him with a backdrop followed by a dropkick! Hamm rolls out of the ring.

Burch and Hamm are regrouping on the outside while British Violence are being cocky in the ring and getting the crowd behind them. Hamm goes back into the ring.

Apathy tags in Ironwood.

The fans all of a sudden erupt as we see a battle of the two grapplers of the duo. Half the fans supporting Hamm, while the other half are supporting Ironwood.

Ironwood gets into a fighting stance.

Joey Hamm: OH, YOU WANNA GO?

Hamm follows up in the stance, and it looks like we're going to have some Muay Thai action going on. Ironwood and Hamm circle the ring, and Ironwood kicks Joey in the right leg, while Joey kicks him back in the left leg. They exchange kicks for 30 seconds, and all of a sudden, Hamm gets Ironwood in the clinch and starts wailing him with knees, but Ironwood breaks the grasp and nails Joey with a pair of forearms, and he goes for a kick to the solarplexus, but Hamm grabs it, and sweeps his other leg and gets Ironwood in a kneebar!

Ironwood gets to the ropes.

Both men are staring a cold hole into the other one as the crowd is popping big. Ironwood and Hamm now lock up and Ironwood hip throws Hamm and gets Hamm into an armbar, but Hamm rolls out of it, but Ironwood gets him in the guard. Ironwood goes for the Triangle choke, but Joey rolls into the side mount and starts trying for a shoulderlock, but Ironwood is fighting it. Hamm then starts kneeing Ironwood in the stomach and gets the shoulderlock! Ironwood gets to the ropes.

Crowd cheers.

Both men looking at each other.

Joey Hamm: You're getting better...
Ironwood: Yeah, I've been practicing...You ain't abusing us this time around.
Joey Hamm: Feh; (gets a cocky smile)



Joey suddenly tags in Greg Burch!

The lanky Greg Burch is now fighting the jacked up Ironwood. Clearly a cruiserweight vs heavyweight match here. Lock up, and as expected, Ironwood gets the advantage, and Burch is backed into a corner and ducks Ironwoods shot and starts wailing Ironwood with some kicks and follows it up with the spin kick ala 123 Kid. Burch throws Ironwood to the ropes and hits him with the somersault kick followed by a clothesline! Burch then springboards the ropes and hits a dropkick on the back Ironwood's head! Burch now with the La Magistral pin!

1...2...KICKOUT!


Burch gets back up and charges Ironwood, but Ironwood nails Burch with a lariat. Ironwood starts stomping on Burch and forces him into their corner.

Tag to Apathy.

Apathy starts taking advantage of the groggy Burch and stomps on Burch and throws him to the turnbuckle. Apathy charges on, but Burch moves out of the way and then bounces off the ropes and mafia kick's Apathy in the head once...twice...three times!

Greg Burch now gets Apathy standing up and snatches the arm and turns around and kicks Apathy's legs out into the armbar!

Apparently, Joey Hamm has been teaching Burch some submissions.

Apathy gets to the ropes, and Hamm is tagged back in.

Hamm charges toward Apathy, but Apathy rolls backward onto his feet, but Hamm has got him in the corner. Hamm then nails some vicious kicks to the solarplexus onto Apathy and throws Apathy across to the other corner and nails him with a lariat that nearly takes Apathy's head off! Hamm then hits Apathy with a Russian leg sweep and gets an armbar! Apathy instantly gets to the ropes.

Hamm breaks the hold and starts stomping on a prone Apathy. Hamm then picks Apathy up for a back suplex, but turns it into the Blue Thunder power bomb and rolls into a pin!

1...2...KICKOUT!

Hamm picks Apathy up and hits a snap suplex! Hamm now has Apathy in a reverse chinlock.

Fans are getting antsy, as Hamm keeps him in it for a minute.

Apathy gets up and elbows Hamm a few times. Apathy bounces off the ropes and Hamm hits a knee to the stomach.

Joey Hamm: Fuck this...

Joey now gets Apathy set up and hits Randy Orton's side backbreaker and rolls into an armbar! Apathy is selling it like death, and he's in the middle of the ring!

Apathy is wailing to the ropes and finally gets to them.

Hamm now has Apathy up, and he's setting him up for the Endless Sorrow!

Joey Hamm: You're through!

Apathy reverses it by kicking Hamm in the balls! Hamm releases Apathy and is on his knees and finally falls down while Apathy is dangling on the ropes. Apathy slowly is getting to his corner, and here's the tag to Ironwood!

Ironwood comes in like a house of fire and gets Hamm in a 3/4's small package!

1...2...BARELY KICKOUT!

Joey's still feeling the effects of the low blow and Ironwood starts wailing on Hamm with a few right hands. Now Hamm is thrown to the ropes and nailed with a spinebuster! Here's the pin.

1...2...KICKOUT!

Ironwood now with some kicks to the solarplexus and he gets Hamm's arm and kicks his feet out from under Hamm and gets him in an armbar! Hamm struggles, but gets to the ropes. Hamm is now dangling toward the ropes and here's the tag to Apathy.

Apathy right away bounces of the ropes and hits the Tiger Swing(WWE fans would call it the 619), and right away bounces off the ropes and hits a swanton, followed by a standing moonsault! The fans are really popping for Apathy's high flying. He's going for a pin? NO! Apathy surprises us and puts Joey Hamm in an armbar!

Apathy: WHO'S THE BITCH, NOW?

Hamm is very groggy from the damage and struggles with the armbar for a minute. The fans are screaming at Hamm to tap out, but Hamm makes it to the ropes.

Apathy pulls Joey up and starts hitting him with forearms and throws Hamm off the ropes following him with a knee a couple of times, and then after the second knee rolls Hamm up via the La Magistral pin.

1...2...KICKOUT!

Apathy tags into Ironwood. Ironwood snap mares Hamm, and right away hits a dropkick on the back of Hamm's head! Pinfall by Ironwood...

1...2...BARELY KICKOUT!

Ironwood hits a vicious European uppercut and throws Hamm off the ropes. Ironwood goes for a back body drop, but Hamm kicks him in the head, and instinctively picks him up and hits a Death Valley Driver!

Both men are now on the mat. The ref starts counting...

1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6!

Now there's some life as both men slowly roll towards their corner. Tag to Apathy. He's charging for Joey, but Joey tags in Greg Burch!

[Joey2024]

The high flyers are going at it, as both Ironwood and Joey Hamm are prone on the floor! Apathy with a punch, but it's ducked! Burch now with some punches, and he throws Apathy off the ropes and nails him with a spinning kick! Apathy rises back up to be met with another spinning kick by Burch! Burch is a house of fire as he now hits an inverted atomic drop onto Apathy, and then does Guile's somersault that has Apathy stagger out of the ring. Burch runs off the ropes, and he hits a tope con hilo on Apathy!

Crowd: DUB OH DUB! DUB OH DUB! DUB OH DUB!

While this is all going on, Ironwood and Joey Hamm are back in the ring brawling. Both men are dealing with the pain they given each other, and Ironwood gets thrown out of the ring, and Joey Hamm is on the apron and hits a Nestea plunge!

All four men are outside the ring brawling with each other as the ref is being very lenient with the count since this is a big title match. Hamm goes to throw Ironwood to the post, but Ironwood reverses! At the same time, Burch is successful in throwing Apathy to the post.

Burch throws Apathy back into the ring, and get's him in Oswald's Patsy! Apathy's fading...

Ironwood jumps into the ring, and lariat's Burch off of Apathy.

Here comes Joey Hamm!

All four men are now brawling in the ring now! Hamm and Burch get the upper hand. Hamm low blows Ironwood and Burch low blows Apathy! Burch with a slam and he's climbing the ropes, while Hamm's got Ironwood set up for the Endless Sorrow.

Joey Hamm: Greg, you ready?
Greg Burch: C'mon Joey, let's do this!

At the same time Hamm gets Ironwood with the Endless Sorrow while Burch hits Apathy with the Cascading Entropy! Each are both men's singles finishers that have won them tons of gold in their 4 years at wOw.

The ref is double counting...

1...2...DOUBLE KICKOUT!!!

The crowd goes intense as British Violence kicks out. Joey and Greg both look at each other with the biggest "WTF" look that's ever been done!

Joey: All right, fuck this shit. Go up, Greg!

Joey picks Ironwood up for the suplex and Burch goes to the top rope on the other corner. They're going for the No Name Face!

While this is being set up, Apathy staggers up, and shakes the ropes crotching Burch!

Apathy then dropkicks Hamm from behind, leading Ironwood into a small package!

1...2...3!!!

Winners and NEW wOw Tag Team Champs: British Violence in a time of 46:25.

[PTMidnite]

(Brandon Downard makes his way down to the ring, he looks like he hasn’t slept in days or changed his clothes, he’s holding a handgun also, he gets into the ring)
Downard: Many of you in the viewing audience out there probably thought that since this pay-per-view kept getting pushed back, that I wouldn’t show up. If you don’t remember, months ago I said that I would show up here and force the voices out of my head at gun point. The voices didn’t much like that and have been tormenting me non-stop since then. I thought that I wouldn’t make it but luckily for me I had the Sin Harvest follow me around so that I wouldn’t jump the gun and blow my brains out when I clearly was not in front of thousands in attendance and millions more at home. But, I made it and even kept myself from ending my misery when British Violence won. I know I haven’t been my normal self during this promo, if you could call it that but it’s hard to mock the idiot fans and pretend to be smart when multiple personalities are keeping you up all night. So, with out further delay (puts gun to the side of head), get the fuck out of my head.
(wOw security and RD Reynolds come out to the ringside)
RD: Put the gun down, Downard!
Downard: I’m ending this here and now. I want everyone to see this, so they’ll know the truth of how it ended.
RD: I know I don’t like you or your friends but I really don’t want you to do this.
Downard: Just think about how much money your fatass will make off the rights to this footage.
RD: You don’t have to do this.
Downard: I do.
(a loud gun shot is heard and Downard falls down, security rushes into the ring, Downard get up and the security guards back off in shock)
Downard: You know, if I really was going to kill myself you did a horrible job of preventing me from doing so. I told you months a head of time what I was planning. You not only didn’t prevent me from entering the area with a gun (holds gun up) but also didn’t submit me to a hospital or anything like that. Of course Blaze and Potsmoker probably wanted me to kill myself but I expected more out of you, RD. Good thing this gun isn’t real. (throws gun into audience) Although it might be, in which case I just give some mook in the audience a weapon of death.
RD: Is this some kind of crazy stunt.
Downard: Get in the ring if you want to talk to me.
(RD enters the ring and comes face-to-face with Downard)
Downard: To answer your question big man: no it’s not a crazy stunt. It’s a brilliant stunt on Finale’s part.
RD: He’s the one that had you do this.
Downard: He’s the one that had me do everything.
RD: What do you mean everything?
Downard: Everything that I’ve ever done since I entered wOw has be carefully plotted by Finale. The multiple personalities, the Anti-Life Corporation, losing the world title to him, feuding with Halo, joining the Axis but planning to take the belt from Finale, and everything else. Well, all the stuff about how I think about Potsmoker is one hundred percent me.
RD: Why?
Downard: Finale wanted to see if he could manipulate people and events and get away with it. You, Blaze, Potsmoker, and everyone else was fooled. Why do you think I changed characters and sides so many times? It wasn’t because I was crazy, it was because of Finale. When I started wrestling in Pittsburgh I used the Superhero gimmick which got Blaze’s attention. Finale knew that Blaze hired me to be part of the Golden Standard and asked me to go along with him for a while. I could go point by point but I think you already know that.
RD: I refuse to believe that.
Downard: It’s true. The thing you have to start thinking about now is, what else exists because and only because of Finale’s whim.
(Downard leaves the ring)

[Reflecto]

After the break, "Hero of the Day" hit again as Jared Steele came to the ring carrying his World Title. Steele was about to go up the scaffold- only to be caught by the strains of "The Suffering: Scarred" as The Phantom was up there first.

Phantom: "Well, well, well- Jared. Tonight, we face off for the first time. However, we don't have to come to blows..."

Steele: "Where the hell is Missy, you freak?"

Phantom: "Come now...we each have something the other wants. I have your little crush...you have the World Title..."

Steele: "Yeah, what's your point?"

Phantom: "If you'll notice, Ms. Hardy is not with me right now. However, she is in this vicinity- locked up with my men guarding her quite well. I'm willing to make you a little deal...if you forfeit the World Title to me, I'll free your precious Missy right here, today. What say you, Mr.Steele?"

Jared Steele thought about it a bit, then responded...

Steele: "If it will get me Missy back...okay. I'll agree to your stipulation."

Gristleizer: "I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST HEARD! Jared Steele has just surrendered the World Championship without a fight! This is unprecedented!"

Phantom: "Never let it be said I am not a man of my word..." The Phantom headed down the scaffold and took the World Title from Steele- then took a remote from his pants pocket and pressed a button, sending a cage up from beneath the ring, releasing Ms.Hardy from the outside. Ms.Hardy ran to Jared and hugged him as Steele took the mic...

Steele: "Well, this is it- you got what you wanted. You got me to do something none of the champions had ever done- to surrender the World Title without a fight. Just keep this in mind, Phantom...as of this moment, every man and half the women in wOw have a target on you, and I'm the first one with it.

Welcome to hell, Phantom..." The show ended as Jared Steele stared down The Phantom, clutching his World and Extreme Titles

(NEW World Champion): The Phantom (World and Extreme Titles Now Merged- all World Title matches now No-DQ, No-Countout)

[Shiori Coybito]

Joey2024 said:

Winners and NEW wOw Tag Team Champs: British Violence in a time of 46:25.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!