dubohdub Profile: John Roche

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Name: John Roche
Affiliation: Cannonball Commission
Allies: RD Reynolds, Jared Steele, Missy Hardy, Jayce Simmons
Music: "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC
Enemies: Axis of Evil in general, Brandon Downard in particular
Style: Hardcore/Brawling
Finishers: Roche Trap (like the Styles Clash that Frankie Kazarian fell victim to), Invertebreaker (Gory Special into modified Rydeen Bomb)
Maneuvers: Roche Stomp (top-rope stomp), Spear, Raid Driver (Devil Windmill Driver--like a Devil Windmill suplex, in which the head and one arm are locked, but Roche does a piledriver from this position), chairshots, caneshots, Iron Claw, Roll of Quarters punch

Background: Off a losing streak, Roche has reconsidered his devotion to the art of submission, as too many people powered out of his holds. Now, he has decided to go the hardcore route, as "there ain't no way you're powering out of going through a table." His hatred for Brandon Downard fueled anew, he plans to use this new approach to stop him at any cost.

[John Roche]

I sort of want to make one slight change to my profile: The Roche Trap is something I sort of want to have as my "WHY WON'T YOU STAY DOWN?!" finisher.

[John Roche]

Also, I have a new finisher called the "4-F." It starts as an Argentine backbreaker, from which I swing the opponent around into an STO.

[John Roche]

Eh, updated profile:

Name: John Roche
Affiliation: Cannonball Commission
Allies: RD Reynolds, Jared Steele, Missy Hardy, Jayce Simmons
Music: "Hit the Lights" by Metallica
Enemies: Axis of Evil in general, Brandon Downard in particular, Team Pacific Islands (particularly Inita Ho)
Style: Hardcore/Submission
Finishers: Roche Trap (Drop Toehold into Haas of Pain), 4-F (Argentine backbreaker into swinging Bossman Slam)
Maneuvers: Roche Stomp (top-rope stomp), Spear, Raid Driver (Devil Windmill Driver--like a Devil Windmill suplex, in which the head and one arm are locked, but Roche does a piledriver from this position), chairshots, caneshots, Iron Claw, Roll of Quarters punch

Background: With the advent of the inaugural Weird World of Wrestling World Cup , Roche found himself in an unenviable position as one of the four members of Team America. Even before the Cup began, the Team had to face wOw Security and the censorious forces of FCC and Thomas Serveaux. The Team, however, emerged victorious, moving on to the tournament.

However, Roche also found himself in the crosshairs of Team Pacific Islands. Since he set his sights on the International Title held by Inita Ho at the outset of the tournament, Team PI set their sights on Roche, ganging up on him whenever he and Ho crossed paths. Now the belt is on his former ally, "The Heartburn Kid." Roche seeks both the honor of the Cup and the prestige of the title he claims is rightfully his, and he plans to spring his new "Roche Trap" submission hold on anyone in his path