Post by Joey2024 on Mar 23, 2004 8:34:39 GMT -5
(Backstage outside the arena, we see the Nobodies. Hamm is wearing a wifebeater with the word FUCKED in black on it, and a pair of baggy, plastic, black shorts. Burch is wearing an old dark brown wOw T-shirt which says in plain color, "Death may be too merciful..." on the front, and "The only thing you need to fear is ME!" on the back. Also, he is wearing some old, denim jeans.
G.B.: And so, the bookers at wOw want to put us up
against a team that people would say is the equivalent of us.
They want to put us up against what some say are our European clones.
It seems like easy booking. The Nobodies vs British Violence.
J.H.: At first glance, one would assume that we all would be in the same clique, but only in look can the comparison be made.
General Apathy and Ironwood. Two nitwits that were originally tools for Finale, but decided to pick the pieces up from their dismissal and try to gain a "hard" image of rebels, but not any rebels---rebels from the UK.
J.H.(all of a sudden very pissed and angry): YOU WANT TO BE HARD ASSES?! ALL YOU ARE IS A BUZZWORD!
YOU'RE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE STAND FOR!
(a little calmer, but voice is still loud)
Oh sure, play up to what pop culture says that being a rebel is. You're exactly just like every other moron in this corporate society. You want the glory, but can't accept the weight.
Both of you tools strive and yearn for the freedom, but alas, you stay in the world that others have built.
We can play by the rules. Hell, Burch and I tried playing by the rules, but unfortunately, our original thoughts and ideas were right.
All you and these people out there are nothing but wheel turners. Strive to break free, but have no balls to actually free the shackles. So instead, you get clothes, you get piercings, and you hoard anything that makes it look like you're the cool person in the crowd.
So tonight... tonight we want a no-DQ, no-countout match. If you two really represent anarchy and violence, let's see if you both can handle it full force.
But mark my words. After it's all said and done, you will know the true meaning of vanquishing the acid that society has injected into all of us.
G.B.: And so, the bookers at wOw want to put us up
against a team that people would say is the equivalent of us.
They want to put us up against what some say are our European clones.
It seems like easy booking. The Nobodies vs British Violence.
J.H.: At first glance, one would assume that we all would be in the same clique, but only in look can the comparison be made.
General Apathy and Ironwood. Two nitwits that were originally tools for Finale, but decided to pick the pieces up from their dismissal and try to gain a "hard" image of rebels, but not any rebels---rebels from the UK.
J.H.(all of a sudden very pissed and angry): YOU WANT TO BE HARD ASSES?! ALL YOU ARE IS A BUZZWORD!
YOU'RE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE STAND FOR!
(a little calmer, but voice is still loud)
Oh sure, play up to what pop culture says that being a rebel is. You're exactly just like every other moron in this corporate society. You want the glory, but can't accept the weight.
Both of you tools strive and yearn for the freedom, but alas, you stay in the world that others have built.
We can play by the rules. Hell, Burch and I tried playing by the rules, but unfortunately, our original thoughts and ideas were right.
All you and these people out there are nothing but wheel turners. Strive to break free, but have no balls to actually free the shackles. So instead, you get clothes, you get piercings, and you hoard anything that makes it look like you're the cool person in the crowd.
So tonight... tonight we want a no-DQ, no-countout match. If you two really represent anarchy and violence, let's see if you both can handle it full force.
But mark my words. After it's all said and done, you will know the true meaning of vanquishing the acid that society has injected into all of us.