Post by PTMidnite on Jun 29, 2004 12:41:22 GMT -5
(The New ALC is walking thru the backstage area during wOw Flagship)
Matthews: The old ALC could do anything right. Now look at us. I, the human hype, am the world champion. And I’m honored to wear this belt around my fabulously buff waist. It’s my duty to keep this belt away from the dorks of this federation. I mean could you image if Johnny Blaze or my ever he calls himself got the belt back. He was an evil homosexual when he held the title. If I was Perfect I’d join a cult too if I had to be fucked up the ass by a queen like Johnny boy. Adam did you know that the living legend Hulk Hogan had this belt.
Adam: No.
Matthews: Well that’s because he’s more like a living joke. Gentlemen and Lady if I’m still wrestling when I’m 60, please put a bullet in my head. But getting back to the dorks: every other person that has had this belt is a complete loser. We got Hamm who wines about how nobody likes him. You got Finale who probably works at Hot Topic and makes fun of people that don’t think that he’s dangerous or what ever. Downard is better off doing the talk show circuit. Hell, I don’t time to point out the awfulness of the rest. Let’s go to our skybox to watch the show. Oh, Sugar Man I need you to go wash my car.
SM: But, the show’s starting.
Matthews: It really needs washed. But if you don’t want to do it, I could always get someone else to take your spot. That Zeeboe seems like he’ll do what he’s told.
SM: You’re not the boss around here.
Vixen: Go wash his car.
SM: Why should the great tasting Sugar Man do anything he tells me to do?
Vixen: Because he’s the world champ and I want to keep him happy.
SM: I’ll do it but only if I kind a CD of the song “Car Wash”, so me and the Sugar Babies can wash it in style.
Matthews: The old ALC could do anything right. Now look at us. I, the human hype, am the world champion. And I’m honored to wear this belt around my fabulously buff waist. It’s my duty to keep this belt away from the dorks of this federation. I mean could you image if Johnny Blaze or my ever he calls himself got the belt back. He was an evil homosexual when he held the title. If I was Perfect I’d join a cult too if I had to be fucked up the ass by a queen like Johnny boy. Adam did you know that the living legend Hulk Hogan had this belt.
Adam: No.
Matthews: Well that’s because he’s more like a living joke. Gentlemen and Lady if I’m still wrestling when I’m 60, please put a bullet in my head. But getting back to the dorks: every other person that has had this belt is a complete loser. We got Hamm who wines about how nobody likes him. You got Finale who probably works at Hot Topic and makes fun of people that don’t think that he’s dangerous or what ever. Downard is better off doing the talk show circuit. Hell, I don’t time to point out the awfulness of the rest. Let’s go to our skybox to watch the show. Oh, Sugar Man I need you to go wash my car.
SM: But, the show’s starting.
Matthews: It really needs washed. But if you don’t want to do it, I could always get someone else to take your spot. That Zeeboe seems like he’ll do what he’s told.
SM: You’re not the boss around here.
Vixen: Go wash his car.
SM: Why should the great tasting Sugar Man do anything he tells me to do?
Vixen: Because he’s the world champ and I want to keep him happy.
SM: I’ll do it but only if I kind a CD of the song “Car Wash”, so me and the Sugar Babies can wash it in style.