Post by HeartBurn Kid on Jul 10, 2004 10:02:28 GMT -5
(Open on two kids setting up a tent in their backyard)
Kid 1: This backyard camping trip is going to be fun!
Kid 2: Yeah.
(The kids finish setting up the tent and look around)
Kid 2: Hey, look! Mushrooms! We can have those for dinner!
SM: I wouldn't do that, boys!
(Kids turn around, and the camera follows their gaze, to reveal Safe Man!)
Kid 1: Wow, it's Safe Man!
SM: Not all plants are safe, you know. Some can be quite dangerous!
Kid 2: Mushrooms aren't plants.
SM: ... What?
Kid 2: Mushrooms are members of the Fungus kingdom, not members of the Plant kingdom.
SM: ....uhhh, yeah. I knew that. But they can still be dangerous! Observe!
(Safe Man picks a mushroom and pops it in his mouth)
SM: Yeech! Quite bitter! I bet right now I have nasty poisons coursing through my veins!
Kid 1: Ohhh... kay...
SM: Don't look now, boys, but I think your tent is breathing!
Kid 2: Uhhhh... yeah.... Hey, Billy, let's go back in the tent.
(The boys run into the tent)
SM: NO! Don't go in there! The tent will eat you and polish your bones for its mantlepiece! Please come back!
(Fade out as SM starts to weep)
Kid 1: This backyard camping trip is going to be fun!
Kid 2: Yeah.
(The kids finish setting up the tent and look around)
Kid 2: Hey, look! Mushrooms! We can have those for dinner!
SM: I wouldn't do that, boys!
(Kids turn around, and the camera follows their gaze, to reveal Safe Man!)
Kid 1: Wow, it's Safe Man!
SM: Not all plants are safe, you know. Some can be quite dangerous!
Kid 2: Mushrooms aren't plants.
SM: ... What?
Kid 2: Mushrooms are members of the Fungus kingdom, not members of the Plant kingdom.
SM: ....uhhh, yeah. I knew that. But they can still be dangerous! Observe!
(Safe Man picks a mushroom and pops it in his mouth)
SM: Yeech! Quite bitter! I bet right now I have nasty poisons coursing through my veins!
Kid 1: Ohhh... kay...
SM: Don't look now, boys, but I think your tent is breathing!
Kid 2: Uhhhh... yeah.... Hey, Billy, let's go back in the tent.
(The boys run into the tent)
SM: NO! Don't go in there! The tent will eat you and polish your bones for its mantlepiece! Please come back!
(Fade out as SM starts to weep)
SAFE MAN
COMING SOON TO wOw
SAFETY FIRST!
COMING SOON TO wOw
SAFETY FIRST!
