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Post by HeartBurn Kid on Nov 28, 2004 23:59:36 GMT -5
(A screen comes up with large Chinese characters on it. Below, in yellow subtitles, is "Wrath of the Black Lotus". Cut to a shot of a Shaolin-temple looking place, with text reading, simply, "CHINA", then to the inner sanctum. A pair of martial arts types run to a Chinese man in a suit with a long mustache. All voices are badly dubbed) Kung Fu Man 1: Master! The Red Lotus has followed us to our hideout! Suit Man: Excellent! Our dishonor will not go unavenged! HA HA HA! (Another Kung Fu Man goes flying into the room and crashes to the floor. Camera pans over to see a woman in a red ninja suit) KFM2: It's her! It's the Red Lotus! SM: So, you want the scroll, huh? First, you must fight my warriors! RL: It's Liu Chang, the most powerful man in Qinghai province! LC (KFM1): That's right! You have no chance to survive! RL: WRONG! Lotus style is a match for anybody! SM: True, you are a fine warrior, but I'm afraid you must die! KILL HER! Both KFMs: YES SIR! (An extended wire-fighting sequence ensues, during which RL fights the KFMs one at a time, eventually KOing KFM2. SM sees the way the wind is blowing and exits.) LC: Wow, you are a great fighter! Let's team up! RL: No disrespect, but I work alone! (RL KO's LC, then takes off after SM. The screen cuts to Chinese characters, and written below them in yellow subtitle is "To Be Continued")
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Post by HeartBurn Kid on Jan 9, 2005 20:39:45 GMT -5
(A screen comes up with large Chinese characters on it. Below, in yellow subtitles is "Wrath of the Angry Lotus". Cut to a shot of a busy marketplace, filled with Japanese people, with text reading "JAPAN". Cut to Red Lotus, who is walking down the street in her red ninja outfit.) RL: It is good to be home, but I must not be sidetracked. I must find the scroll. (Suddenly, a pack of black ninjas appears) BN1: Hai! Red Lotus! You shall never regain the scroll from my master! This I vow! RL: Then come and stop me! (The ninjas attack, in 1-by-1, kung-fu movie action. Lotus takes them all out with a mix of martial arts, wrestling, and some wire-fighting, taking out the leader last.) BN1: HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU FOOL! Even now, my master makes his way to the mysterious West, and with him goes the scroll! You shall never regain it! RL: We'll see about that! (RL KO's BN1, then runs off. The screen cuts to Chinese characters, and written below them in yellow subtitle is "To Be Continued")
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