Post by PTMidnite on Sept 15, 2003 15:42:58 GMT -5
(Brock is sitting at the end of a long table in a broad room, random corporate types sit in the other seats)
Brock: I don't get why my ultimate fight was so anti-climatic and why all that bad stuff that we didn't even get to see had to happen?
Suit 1: Brock do you know anything about TV?
Brock: Well, the pictures move and stuff. And sometimes there's this infomercial about a stupid juicer on at night that really pisses me off.
Suit 2: You see you don't know anything. We wanted to end the season quickly so we could do a movie.
Brock: Me in a movie.
Suit 3: Yes, Inu-Lesnar The Movie. We want to strike while the irons hot because to put it nicely nobody will care about you dumb little show by next year.
Suit 4: We've completely thrown out the idea of a second season.
Brock: Your words don't make Brock happy.
Suit 5: The movie will most likely be a pile of crap so we're going to pay off some reviewers to give it a good buzz.
Brock: I'll take the show to a different network. I'll show you.
Suit 6: Sorry but we own the show not you.
Brock: I knew that I was hoping you didn't.
Suit 7: We want the movie done in three weeks because we all ready have a release date and don't want any of those damned internet movie sites to spoil the piece of shit before it hits the multiplexes.
Suit 8: You get 20 million dollars and you start making it now.
Brock: I don't know how to make a movie. Do you guys even have a script?
Suit 9: We did but we ran out of toilet paper. But this isn't about us so get started.
(Brock knocking on HHH's door, HHH opens)
HHH: What do you want-uh?
Brock: I sort of need you to be in my movie.
HHH: Look Lesnar I only do movies in which I star-uh. Make me the star and I'm in-uh.
Brock: I'm the god damned star.
HHH: Tough shit-uh.
(HHH slams the door)
Brock: If I kidnap a young girl maybe that Pianist guy will direct this movie.
TO BE CONTINUED
Brock: I don't get why my ultimate fight was so anti-climatic and why all that bad stuff that we didn't even get to see had to happen?
Suit 1: Brock do you know anything about TV?
Brock: Well, the pictures move and stuff. And sometimes there's this infomercial about a stupid juicer on at night that really pisses me off.
Suit 2: You see you don't know anything. We wanted to end the season quickly so we could do a movie.
Brock: Me in a movie.
Suit 3: Yes, Inu-Lesnar The Movie. We want to strike while the irons hot because to put it nicely nobody will care about you dumb little show by next year.
Suit 4: We've completely thrown out the idea of a second season.
Brock: Your words don't make Brock happy.
Suit 5: The movie will most likely be a pile of crap so we're going to pay off some reviewers to give it a good buzz.
Brock: I'll take the show to a different network. I'll show you.
Suit 6: Sorry but we own the show not you.
Brock: I knew that I was hoping you didn't.
Suit 7: We want the movie done in three weeks because we all ready have a release date and don't want any of those damned internet movie sites to spoil the piece of shit before it hits the multiplexes.
Suit 8: You get 20 million dollars and you start making it now.
Brock: I don't know how to make a movie. Do you guys even have a script?
Suit 9: We did but we ran out of toilet paper. But this isn't about us so get started.
(Brock knocking on HHH's door, HHH opens)
HHH: What do you want-uh?
Brock: I sort of need you to be in my movie.
HHH: Look Lesnar I only do movies in which I star-uh. Make me the star and I'm in-uh.
Brock: I'm the god damned star.
HHH: Tough shit-uh.
(HHH slams the door)
Brock: If I kidnap a young girl maybe that Pianist guy will direct this movie.
TO BE CONTINUED