Post by HeartBurn Kid on Mar 7, 2004 0:09:38 GMT -5
Hey. Cleaning out my "My Documents" folder, and I noticed this little song parody, which I had almost finished. It was one line away from being done. "Bob" knows why I never finished it and posted it, but it's done now and here it is...
OVER AT TITAN
(sung to the tune of "Over the Mountain")
(with apologies to Ozzy Osbourne)
Over at Titan, they told me I'd thrive
I'd feud with the Rock, just as soon as I arrived
Why did I go there, why didn't I see what'd come?
I'm sick of being the Brawler, sick of sitting on my thumb
I heard them tell me that this land of dreams was real
I said that I'd been jobbed out way too much and told them how I feel
Over and over, always getting put away
Back upon the canvas, losing to the hoss of the day
Fear for my career, made to look like a wimp
I'm sick and tired of losing, even to a wrestling pimp
I heard them tell me that this land of dreams was real
I said that I'd been jobbed out way too much and told them how I feel
Oh, why didn't I see? Why did I have to leave?
Big fish in a small pond is fine with me, least I was free, yeah.
Under and under, always pressed to the mat
Getting sick of losing to Stephanie's pet rat
Over at Titan, they said I'd be at the top
Now I'm trapped on Velocity, doing the job nonstop
Oh, why didn't I see? Why did I have to leave?
Big fish in a small pond is fine with me, least I was free, yeah.
OVER AT TITAN
(sung to the tune of "Over the Mountain")
(with apologies to Ozzy Osbourne)
Over at Titan, they told me I'd thrive
I'd feud with the Rock, just as soon as I arrived
Why did I go there, why didn't I see what'd come?
I'm sick of being the Brawler, sick of sitting on my thumb
I heard them tell me that this land of dreams was real
I said that I'd been jobbed out way too much and told them how I feel
Over and over, always getting put away
Back upon the canvas, losing to the hoss of the day
Fear for my career, made to look like a wimp
I'm sick and tired of losing, even to a wrestling pimp
I heard them tell me that this land of dreams was real
I said that I'd been jobbed out way too much and told them how I feel
Oh, why didn't I see? Why did I have to leave?
Big fish in a small pond is fine with me, least I was free, yeah.
Under and under, always pressed to the mat
Getting sick of losing to Stephanie's pet rat
Over at Titan, they said I'd be at the top
Now I'm trapped on Velocity, doing the job nonstop
Oh, why didn't I see? Why did I have to leave?
Big fish in a small pond is fine with me, least I was free, yeah.
