Post by Reflecto on Aug 4, 2003 14:08:26 GMT -5
It was a normal day at the underground base for the Joint Entrants for World Suffering, when the top brass at the group decided to meet up regarding their advanced age.
"Are you sure that we must do this, sir?" one of the group's board said.
"Yes, Simon. Our time holding the world under our grasp is going to end soon, unless we find some new blood to take over the fight!". replied Judas, the head of the group.
"But why? We have the most powerful material in the world: The power to travel through any universe created at will! We could find anyone to take our place, many of them being ageless!"
"Yes, but we need someone younger. That way, they would be able to fight a bit better. Besides, we haven't found out what happens when you bring them to our world yet!"
"I guess so...awww, I don't think we're ready to give control to new people entirely!"
"Do not worry. We are only going to have the best and the brightest do this..."
"You mean...they're going to be doing...the Merger? This early?" asked another member of the board.
"Yes, Luke. We're too old. Our top men are too needed for our skill. We must find expendable people to merge the universes, or else we'll all have problems!", the head replied.
"BRILLIANT!" the group shouted. "We will make other people take over for us, for the good of the universes...for the good of the Merger...for the good...OF THE J.E.W.S!" The board all cheered. Once the noise died down, the head spoke again.
"Very good. We've got our plan out there...now, who would be the perfect person to do this one?"
"Hmmm...I think we'll have a good idea..."
"Are you sure that we must do this, sir?" one of the group's board said.
"Yes, Simon. Our time holding the world under our grasp is going to end soon, unless we find some new blood to take over the fight!". replied Judas, the head of the group.
"But why? We have the most powerful material in the world: The power to travel through any universe created at will! We could find anyone to take our place, many of them being ageless!"
"Yes, but we need someone younger. That way, they would be able to fight a bit better. Besides, we haven't found out what happens when you bring them to our world yet!"
"I guess so...awww, I don't think we're ready to give control to new people entirely!"
"Do not worry. We are only going to have the best and the brightest do this..."
"You mean...they're going to be doing...the Merger? This early?" asked another member of the board.
"Yes, Luke. We're too old. Our top men are too needed for our skill. We must find expendable people to merge the universes, or else we'll all have problems!", the head replied.
"BRILLIANT!" the group shouted. "We will make other people take over for us, for the good of the universes...for the good of the Merger...for the good...OF THE J.E.W.S!" The board all cheered. Once the noise died down, the head spoke again.
"Very good. We've got our plan out there...now, who would be the perfect person to do this one?"
"Hmmm...I think we'll have a good idea..."