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Post by Jared Steele on Feb 24, 2004 14:44:02 GMT -5
BWF Saturday Night Insanity Providence, RI _________________________________________________________
The strains of "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns-N-Roses hit as the camera pans around the Dunkin' Donuts Center in Providence, Rhode Island and gets a look at an audience that's not entirely sure what to expect but are obviously psyched up for wrestling action! The camera then settles on the announce desk, where three men are seated. One is tall and slender, wearing a button-down black shirt and slacks; the second is a moderately overweight individual in a garish powder-blue tuxedo, and the third is a bald, goateed man wearing a Boston Celtics jersey with matching track pants.
TALL GUY::"Welcome to the Bigtime Wrestling Federation's first broadcast! This is Saturday Night Insanity, and be prepared for action! My name is Tom Dolan!"
CELTICS JERSEY GUY:"Most folks call me Coach Steve Morelli!"
OVERWEIGHT GUY:"And I am the often-imitated, never-duplicated, Incomparable Casey Masters!"
DOLAN:"And now that the introductions are taken care of, I believe our esteemed commissioner has something to say."
"The Anthem" by Good Charlotte hits as a dark-haired individual wearing black pants with a red stripe down the sides, a red t-shirt, a short-sleeved black jacket, and a pair of expensive-looking sunglasses makes his way to the ring.
ROBIN LeGRANDE: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the Commissioner of the Bigtime Wrestling Federation......JARED MELLO!!!!!!"
Jared enters the ring and takes the microphone as his music fades out.
JARED:"How's everybody doing tonight?!" (Huge cheering from the crowd) "Good, now we've got a lot of great wrestling action planned for you tonight.........we've got some fo the best talent in the world, we've got great match-ups planned, and all in all, a great show, right here in Providence, Rhode Island! (Cheap Pop) But you didn't come here to hear me talk, you came to watch wrestling..so without fuurther ado, I'm outta here, and let's have the first match!"
Jared exits the ring to his music and hiuge cheering. Shortly after the Commissioner's exit, "Cannonball" by the Breeders hits as a very small, blonde-haired individual wearing long blue tights with "Cannonball" written down the sides in white comes down to the ring.
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is scheduled for One Fall, making his way to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; weighing in at 155 lbs......... THE CANNONBALL KID!"
CASEY:"That's a wrestler? You've gotta be kidding me..."
The Kid gets in the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, raises his fist in the air, and comes back down.
"Knock 'Em Dead, Kid" by Motley Crue then hits as a man wearing red boxing shorts, black boots, and white tape on his hands makes his way to the ring, throwing a few shadow punches as he does.
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"And his opponent, from Brisbane, Australia; weighing in at 258 lbs., STEVE DUNDEE!"
DOLAN:"Dundee coming to us from an Australian kickboxing league, where he was a former champion."
COACH:"An' he's facin' dis guy? Cannonball must be eida very, very brave, or very, very stupid."
Dundee steps in the ring, and Cannonball attempts to shake hands with him. Dundee just stares, and responds with a sidekick to the Kid's head that knocks him down
COACH:"UNACCEPTABLE!" DOLAN:"Definitely a lack of sportsmanship." CASEY:"HAHA! I love it!"
Cannonball springs right back up, however and returns the favor with a hurricanrana which takes Dundee down, but the Australian is right back up, and begins assailing the Kid with a kickboxing combo, hitting hard with every strike, finally knocking Cannonball out with a swft kick to the head. Dundee covers Cannonball as referee John Brown drops down to make the count. BROWN:"One!....."
DOLAN:"Over so soon?"
BROWN:"Two!......."
CASEY:"HAHA! Goodbye, Cannonball!"
BROWN:"THREE!!"
Brown raises the hand of Dundee, who leaves the ring and walks to the back, a sadistic smile on his face.
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner......STEVE DUNDEE!!!!!" COACHJ:"Poor Kid nevah had a chance...he gave his all though." #nosmileys
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Post by Jared Steele on Feb 24, 2004 14:45:04 GMT -5
The Notre Dame Fight Song hits as two gentlemen in green-and-gold, anateur-style wrestling gear come down to the ring, slapping each other on the back repeatedly as they do.
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall! From Indianapolis, Indiana, at a total combined weight of 585 lbs, Lonnie and Steve, the NORRIS BROTHERS!!!!!!"
COACH:"Lotta Steves on da show tonight so far, ain't dere?" DOLAN:"Hmm?" COACH:"Well, ya got me, Dundee, an' now one o' da Norris Bruddas." DOLAN:"I hadn't noticed." CASEY:"Does anybody care?"
DOLAN:"Hmm...anyways, the Norris Bothers, both former All-Americans at Notre Dame University, Lonnie is the larger one.......this should be interesting."
The Guns-N-Roses cover of the theme from The Godfather hits as three men come out to the ring, the one leading is in a suit, while the other two wear sunglasses, and red vests over black shirts with black pants.
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"And their opponents, being led to the ring by Don Francisco, at a total combined weight of 645 lbs., Crusher Risotti....Bruiser Modonni.....DA WISEGUYS!!!!"
COACH:"So, what's dese guys' story? Mafia?" DOLAN:"They...um..wouldn't say actually." CASEY:"They probably found the question offensive. Not to mention an invasion of privacy!"
Lonnie Norris goes in to start it up wtih the bulkier of Da Wiseguys.
DOLAN:"That's Bruiser Modonni starting off with Lonnie..."
Norris grabs Modonni by the waist and hits a picture-perfect overhead belly to belly suplex
COACH:"Yeah, dat's it, Lonnie! Show 'em some real wrestlin'!" CASEY:"Coach...switch to decaf....try some Valium....something, anything..."
Bruiser gets back up however and bodyslams Lonnie Norris down, then begins peppering his face with punches
DOLAN:"Obviously different styles at work here...." CASEY:"One more match with Morelli next to me and I'll wish Styles worked here!"
Modonni lifts Lonnie up and irish whips him into the ropes..unfortunately, it's to his own corner, where he quickly tags in his brother.
DOLAN:"And here comes Steve Norris!"
The other Norris comes in and begins to suplex the hell out of Bruiser, hitting him with German Suplex after German Suplex seemingly endlessly.
CASEY:"He's a maniac!" DOLAN:"Unbelievable!" COACH:"Seven." CASEY:"What?!" COACH:"Dat was 7 Joiman Suplexes."
Bruiser staggers to his feet and tags in Crusher Risotti, who chokeslams Steve Norris.
COACH:"I can't believe dis...do dese two even know da foist t'ing about how ta wrestle?!"
Steve gets up and hits Crusher with the Norrisplex (Fisherman's Suplex), but..
DOLAN:"Don Francisco, distracting the referee...there's no one to make the count!"
Crusher kicks out of the Norrisplex, then puts Steve Norris in a backbreaker position while Modonni climbs the top rope and hits an elbowdrop on Steve, while Lonnie attempts to save his brother but has his foot grabbed by the Don.
DOLAN:"I believe Da Wiseguys call that the 'Rubout'.
Risotti makes the pin just as referee Lawrence Smith turns around to make the count
SMITH:"One!....."
CASEY:"HAHA! This one's over!"
SMITH:"Two!...."
DOLAN:"Dammit, not like this!"
SMITH:"THREE!"
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"Ladies and Gentlemen, here are your winners...DA WISEGUYS!!!!"
CASEY:"WOOHOO! Da Wiseguys prevail thanks to good, solid, tag team wrestling." COACH:"Also known as, cheatin'." DOLAN:"Well, let's go to our broadcast colleague Erica Chekov, who is standing by with Justin Zane..."
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Post by Jared Steele on Feb 24, 2004 14:46:57 GMT -5
We're in the area where the wrestlers prepare for their matches...the 'Gorilla Position'; a woman with shortish black hair is standing by with a dark-skinned gentleman who is wearing long, white tights and a matching shirt with no sleeves..
ERICA:"Thank you, I am standing here with Justin Zane...Justin, you are going into action tonight against 'Too Hot' Tom Bonham. We're wondering what your opinions on this are.
JUSTIN:"Well, you know what, Madame President? I believe it was Providence's own George Washingmachine who once said 'You show me a dozen jelly donuts, and I'll show you Ted Kennedy in a dress.' So, I'm ready to go out there, dance with a moose, and show the High Council why I deserve to survive. Live Long and Prosper. And now I must go, for my planet needs me."
Justin Zane leaves.
ERICA:"Umm....ok..back to, uh......you, Tom, Casey, and Coach, I guess...." _______________________________________________________________________ CASEY:"George Washingmachine?" COACH:"Just smile an' nod, Casey, just smile an' nod...."
Poison's "Look What The Cat Dragged In" hits as a man wearing red tights with yellow flames and a red vest over a black tanktop makes his way to the ring.
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 275 lbs., TOO HOT TOM BONHAM!!!!!"
"Too Hot" poses for the crowd on his way into the ring, then upon entering, gestures for the mic.
TOO HOT:"What I'd like right now, is for all you fat, out of shape, Providence Dunkin' Donuts eaters to shut up and marvel at the hottest man in wrestling today!"
COACH:"Oh please...." CASEY:"He's...he's Too Hot, they should admire that!"
"I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones then hits as Justin Zane comes barrelling down the aisle, then hits the ring and hits Too Hot with a double axhandle to the back, then stomping on the fallen Bonham
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"And his opponent, from Bellevue, New York, weighing in at 227 lbs...JUSTIN ZANE!!!"
DOLAN:"You have to admire Robin for going ahead and completing the intro."
Zane then picks Bonham up, only to dropkick hm down!
COACH:"Guy's goin' da whole nine yards!"
Bonham is up and goes for a powerbomb,but Zane reverses it into a hurricanrana pin. Referee Melissa Stone goes to make the count...
STONE:"One!..Two!...."
CASEY:"Kickout! Bonham's still in this!"
Zane grabs Bonham's head and then hits an X-Factor
DOLAN:"That's the Rorshach Test!"
Justin Zane goes for the pin.
STONE:"One!....
"Two!....
"THREE!"
ROBIN LeGRANDE:""Your winner..JUSTIN ZANE!!!!!" _______________________________________________________________________
CASEY:"Bonham was robbed! Someone call the asylum, have them take Justin Zane back, please!"
COACH:"Only if dey agree ta take you wit.......wait a second!"
Bonham has a steel chair, and he cracks Justin Zane clear across the face with it! He continues to assualt Zane with the chair until a swarm of referees and road agents pour out of the back to break it up. Bonham is led to the back as he screams and points at Justin Zane.
COACH:"My God......"
CASEY:"HA! Take that, Justin Zane!"
DOLAN:"Uh......that was......Umm.....let's go to Barry O, backstage with Loki."
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Post by Jared Steele on Feb 24, 2004 14:48:12 GMT -5
The Gorilla Position again. This time we see a tall man with blonde spiked hair and wearing a Hawaiian shirt standing next to a smaller individual, wearing zebra-striped long tights and a matching tanktop, who is laughing uncontrollably.
BARRY O:"Hello, BWF fans! This is your roving reporter, Barry O, here with Loki, who is facing Dennis O'Reilly tonight...your thoughts, Loki?"
LOKI:"AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! My thoughts?! Heehehe.......my thoughts are that you look like an idiot, anyways....HAHAHA!....did you hear about that nightclub burning down last year?! That was HILARIOUS, Barry!!! Freakin'... BWAHAHAAAA!!!!!!... hilarious! And speaking of...heehee......hilarious., look at your hair! And that shirt!! My God...could you be any....heeheehaha......more ridiculous looking?! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a..hehe..match....BWAHAHAAAA!!!!!"
Loki runs out of the Gorilla Position to the ringside area.
BARRY O:"Thank you, Mr. Nutball." _______________________________________________________________________
"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne hits as Loki enters the ring area, laughing the whole way
DOLAN:"We would like to remind our audience that the comments made by our wrestlers do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the BWF management....."
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"The following match is scheduled for one fall! Now coming to the ring, hailing from Somewhere on the Planet Earth and weighing in at 205 lbs...LOKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The crowd is booing Loki like crazy as he runs out of the back and slides into the ring under the bottom rope and awaits his opponent, laughing maniacally the whole time, as "Barroom Hero" by the Dropkick Murphys hits and a tall man, wearing torn jeans over long black tights, a black tank top, and a sleeveless flannel jacket, comes out of the entry way, screaming and swaying slightly as he walks and carrying a bottle of Guiness in his right hand
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"And his opponent, from Dublin, Ireland; weighing in at 245 lbs., DENNIS O'REILLY!"
DOLAN:"What's wrong with O'Reilly?"
COACH:"Don't take a genius to see dat he's drunk, Tom."
CASEY:"Great...first a refugee from the insane asylum, now a (*BEEP*)ing drunk!"
O'Reilly gets into the ring and places the bottle of Guiness in a corner of the ring, just outside the ropes. Loki is still laughing like a maniac, pointing at O'Reilly, who gestures angrily towards Loki and shouts something.....
O'REILLY:"LET'S GO!!!"
Loki teases going in for a grapple with O'Reilly, then runs around the perimeter of the ring.... twice. COACH:"Loki's a coward!"
CASEY:"He's just showing some intelligence, Morelli.......but you probably don't know the first thing about that."
O'Reilly's had enough, apparently, and grabs Loki as he begins his third lap, and tosses him into the nearest corner.
COACH:"Ouch!"
DOLAN:"O"Reilly taking the fight to Loki"
O'Reilly begins peppering Loki with fists in the corner Loki, however, recovers, leaps back onto the turnbuckle and hits a missile dropkick
CASEY:"HAHA!! Keep it up, Loki!"
DOLAN:"Yes, the laughing man battling back."
Loki jumps to the top rope again and flies off with a knee drop to O'Reilly's gut.
COACH:"Ooh! Dat's gotta hoit!"
O'Reilly gets up, staggering, and hits a DDT on Loki, then staggers to his corner...and swigs the Guiness!!
CASEY:"Man...he's so drunk he can't even wrestle without having to drink some more!!!"
Loki is back on his feet, as O'Reilly pulls back his right hand and lets loose with a tremendous fist to the face that knocks Loki down!
COACH:"Wotta punch!"
CASEY:"This is a wrestling match, not a boxing match, you moron!"
O'Reilly goes for the pin as referee John Brown makes the count.
BROWN:"One!......
"Two!........
"THREE!!!"
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"Ladies and gentlemen, your winner.........DENNIS O'REILLY!"
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Post by Jared Steele on Feb 24, 2004 14:49:18 GMT -5
DOLAN:"Chalk one up for O'Reilly...that was impressive win over Loki."
CASEY:"He won with a punch....a freaking punch....when the Hell did we become a boxing organization?!"
COACH:"Dat's not usually my style..but O'Reilly impressed me wit' dat hahd right fist..." _______________________________________________________________________
Rob Zombie's "Never Gonna Stop" hits as a tall, bearded individual wearing black tights with a pattern of two intertwined red lightning bolts on either leg heads down to the ring
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"The following match is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring, from Cincinnatti, Ohio, wieghing in at 235 lbs...'QUICK' RICK LAWTON!!!!!"
CASEY:"Quick Rick Lawton, eh?"
DOLAN:"Yes, and he looks to be ready for anything....."
Quick Rick gets in the ring and raises a fist in the air, Kevin Nash-style....."Larger Than Huge" by the Astro Zombies then hits as an obese man wearing plain long red tights and a matching sleeveless shirt lumbers toward the ring.
COACH:"Anyt'in, y'said'?"
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"His opponent, from Billings, Montana, he tips the scales at an amazing 500 lbs., BIG STEVE GRANT!"
CASEY:"Morelli, Dundee, Norris, Grant....what is this, a Steve convention?!"
Grant enters the ring; Lawton gets one look at Grant and a look of utter horror adorns his face.
DOLAN:"I don't think Lawton was prepared for this kind of opponent....."
COACH:"Trust me, dat's not what y'wanna see y'foist night on da job...'course, back in da amat'ahs, we had weight divisions....."
Lawton is gesturing like a madman, trying to convince Grant not to fight him.....and is getting booed for his apparent cowardice!
COACH:"C'mon Lawton...fight da man already!"
Lawton is now pointing at Grant and screaming something at the referee....the house mic can't pick it up
CASEY:"Lawton's being smart, Morelli...you should try it sometime..."
DOLAN:"Grant is more than twice Lawton's weight..but Lawton is acting like an absolute coward!"
Grant has had enough and grabs Lawton, giving him a belly-to-belly suplex
COACH:"I'm impressed....nice move for a big man."
Lawton is on his knees and begging for Grant to not fight him anymore. Grant laughs and helps Quick Rick up.....
CASEY:"I think Grant's decided to forfeit...."
COACH:"What match are ya watchin', Casey?!"
Grant then powerbombs Lawton, much to the delight of the cheering crowd. Lawton is back up and has apparently had it at this point and leaps onto Grant's shoulders, attempting a hurricanrana
COACH:"Ya gotta be kiddin' me...."
Grant has other ideas, however and counters the hold into an upside-down bearhug
DOLAN:"Interesting hold, and....what?....."
Grant uses the position to set up an Oklahoma Stampede
COACH:"Wow...surprisin' talent from da big guy..."
CASEY:"This isn't fair! Lawton doesn't even WANT this match!"
Grant doesn't pin Lawton folowing the Stampede, instead he bounces off the ropes and lands on Lawton with a Big Splash...referee Lawrence Smith goes down to make the count........
SMITH:"One!......
"Two!......
"THREE!!!!""
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"Your winner..........BIG STEVE GRANT!!!"
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Post by Jared Steele on Feb 24, 2004 14:50:06 GMT -5
Instead of being back at the announce position,we find ourselves inside what appears to be a retro-70's dance club...the dance floor is abandoned except for one severely out-of-shape individual dressed in an orange outfit doing 1970's dance moves on it. "Funkytown" by Lipps, Inc. is playing in the background.
VOICEOVER:"They say disco's dead? Trust me, it isn't. And even if it is, I can bring it back."
We see this man walking down a street a la Saturday Night Fever , ignoring the stares he receives from just about everybody.
VOICEOVER:"Who am I? For now, just call me the Discoman."
We see a shot of "Discoman" practicing dance moves, which then fades into him practicing wrestling moves.
DISCOMAN:"I"m coming...coming to dance my way through the BWF, so watch out.....Disco may not be dead, but you guys sure will be."
The words "DISCOMAN: COMING SOON" appear on our screen as we fade back to the announce desk
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Post by Jared Steele on Feb 24, 2004 14:52:01 GMT -5
Back at the ring area......
COACH: "What da Hell was dat?" DOLAN: "A new wrestler, apparently...." CASEY: "Discoman, ladies and gentlemen!" DOLAN: "At any rate, ladies and gentlemen, we have a match from the BWF women's division coming up for you, and we promise that these women can wrestle." COACH: "Dat's right, folks! No 'divas' around here.... no stripdowns, no mud....." CASEY:"...And no fun either, if that's the case."
The Scorpions' "Rock You Like A Hurricane" hits as a tallish young woman wearing black half-tights, a red tanktop with a meteorologists' hurricane symbol on it, and a cowboy hat comes down to the ring
ROBIN LeGRANDE: "The following women's match is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring, from Tulsa, Oklahoma, weigihing in at 128 lbs., this is...HURRICANE THERESA!!!"
CASEY:"Whoa, get a look at Theresa!! Rock ME like a Hurricane, babe!" DOLAN: "Casey, please!"
Theresa enters the ring and tosses her hat into the crowd to a massive pop. She waits for her opponent in the center of the ring. Master P's "Thug Girl" then hits as an African-American woman, slightly taller than Theresa and wearing long black leather pants and a matching top makes her way to the ring, screaming at both Theresa and the fans on her way down.
ROBIN LeGRANDE: "And her opponent, from the Mean Streets of Compton, California, weighing in at 132 pounds..........LISA!!!!!"
DOLAN: "Lisa here is not a girl to take home to meet your mom.....she was brought up on the streets, fighting on a day-to-day basis, and is reportedly very aggressive in the ring." CASEY: "Just the ring, Tom?" COACH: "Casey, two t'ings: Shut. Up."
The bell rings and the two ladies circle each other for a bit before Lisa attempts a kick, but Theresa grabs the leg and hits a dragon screw. Lisa returns to her feet and immediately begins screaming at referee John Brown about something, but Theresa comes at Lisa with a dropkick, then climbs the turnbuckle and flies with a senton splash.
COACH:"Wow! Look at 'er go!" DOLAN:"She certainly is impressive....." CASEY:"Wouldn't mind being on the receiving end of that...."
Lisa gets back to her feet, and gives Hurricane Theresa a double-underhook suplex, then locks on a rear chinlock...Lisa holds it on for a bit, but Theresa powers out and snapmares Lisa over her shoulder Lisa's back to her feet again, and goes for a powerbomb, but Theresa turns that into a hurricanrana. Lisa staggers to her feet and Theresa mounts the turnbuckle again, and flies off, hitting Lisa with a hurricanrana on the way down!
DOLAN:"I believe she wants that to be called the Hurricane-Rana"
Thereesa goes into a pin, and John Brown makes the count
BROWN: "One!......
"Two!........ "THREE!!!!!"
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"Your Winner....HURRICANE THERESA!!!"
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Post by Jared Steele on Feb 24, 2004 14:55:05 GMT -5
DOLAN:"A very impressive match from both competiotrs....and folks, I believe we are now ready for our main event of the evening." CASEY:"So who's in it?" COACH:"Coupla guys named Jeff Awesome and....." (Checks his notes) "...El Ee-speck-troh del Moo-er-tee? Anyone heah speak Spanish?" DOLAN:"I believe it roughly translates to 'The Spectre of Death', Coach." COACH:"Sounds like a fun guy...."
"Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This" by Marilyn Manson hits as a man wearing a black hooded robe and a skull mask makes his way to the ring, accompanied by a tall blonde wearing a low-cut black blouse, a short black skirt, and tall, black high-heled boots..upon closer inspection it is apparent that the woman is also wearing a pentagram around her neck.
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"The following match is scheduled for one fall! Now making his way to the ring.... being accompanied to the ring by Rhyannon......hailing from The Seventh Circle and weighing in at 224 pounds.........EL ESPECTRO DEL MUERTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
El Espectro takes the microphone, while Rhyannon stands at his side
ESPECTRO:"This is no longer the time of the light.......Light has reigned too long.........soon there shall be nothing but the darkness...nothing but the void..........This Jeff Awesome shall be but the first sacrifice, the first victim.........on the path to the reign of ultimate darkness......Come, let the darkness consume you."
COACH:"....um....." DOLAN:"Yes,...well, whle much of Espectro's past is clouded in mystery, we know he competed in Mexico for many years, and has a very lucha libre style."
"Number One" by Nelly hits, as a medium-height man with black hair, dressed in long red tights and black boots makes his way to the ring
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"And his opponent.....from Madison, Wisconsin........weighing in at 239 pounds............JEFF AWESOME!!!!!!!"
Rhyannon removes Espectro's robe as Jeff Awesome waits for the bell before going into action...
CASEY:"So, what do you know about Jeff Awesome here?" DOLAN:"From the reports I've gotten, he has trained in several styles of wrestling, but never found one specific style that he felt comfortable with." COACH:"Meanin'...?' DOLAN:"You'll see."
The bell rings as both men size each other up....Awesome gets the first move in with a double leg takedown, but Espectro is right back up, and leaps wth a hurricanrana to Awesome. Jeff Awesome gets back up and gives Espectro an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. As Espectro gets back up, both men head to the turnbuckles, and crash into each other with two simultaneously attemtpted missile dropkicks.
COACH:"..What da.....?" DOLAN:"Both men are out cold as official Jesse Kensington begins the customary 10-count...."
KENSINGTON:"One!....Two!......Three!....."
Both men are up at the three
CASEY:"I don't like either of these guys, but I have to admit they're impressive."
Jeff Awesome slides behind Espectro and locks on a sleeper hold that is easily powered out of by El Espectro. Espectro goes for a rana, but Awesome reverses it into a powerbomb, before going up top and flying off with a guillotine legdrop. Espectro groggily gets up, and Jeff Awesome locks on an Iron Claw-type hold, Espectro struggles n it.
DOLAN:"That is a move he calls the Awesome Claw........he claims it can take down anyone!"
Espectro manages to fight his way out of the Awesome Claw, before going oup top himself with a missile dropkick, knocking down Awesome....he goes up top again and flies with a Shooting Star Press into a cover.
DOLAN:"He calls that the Dive of Death, and it may just put Jeff Awesone away here tonight!"
KENSINGTON:"One!...........
"Two!.........."
KICK-OUT!
COACH:"Wow!! Awesome's one tough customah!" CASEY:"How the hell did he....?" DOLAN:"You have to believe that there is a look of pure frustration underneath that mask...." COACH:"And look at Rhyannon...she's pissed!"
On the outaside, Rhyannon is absolutely steamed, she is yelling insults at Jeff Awesome, but Awesome pays them no mind, as he manages to give Espectro a Michinoku Driver that goes right into a pinning position
DOLAN:"That's the Awesome Driver! Will that do it?"
KENSINGTON:"One!........
Two!........
THREE!!!"
ROBIN LeGRANDE:"Your winner........JEFF AWESOME!!!!"
COACH:"Dat was unbelievable! An'..hold on...." DOLAN:"What's Rhyannon doing?"
Rhyannon gets in the ring and reaches into her blouse for something...Espectro grabs Awesome from behind and Rhyannon blasts Awesome with a Fireball!
DOLAN:"MY GOD!!!!!!" COACH:"DAT WAS........DAT WAS...." CASEY:"HOLY *BEEEEEP*!!!!"
Medics flood the ring to attend to Jeff Awesome and a smug Rhyannon walks off with El Espectro as Insanity goes off the air
#nosmileys
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