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Post by Reflecto on Feb 6, 2004 17:08:49 GMT -5
(The pyro goes off as wOw Flagship starts.)
"WELCOME TO wOw FLAGSHIP! Tonight, we've got a huge match, as the Brandon Downard Hardcore Invitational is headlining this!" "That's right- 30 wrestlers, all vying for the title of the baddest man in whacked Out wrestling!" Just then, "She Hates Me" hit as He Hate Me came to the ring in his Panthers jersey...
"So, who's the next person to go on my winning streak?" Just then, "Bedrock Anthem" hit as Chris Freestone came to the ring, only to have He Hate Me mock it...
"What the...? You expect one of the greatest athletes in the world, a rightful Super Bowl Champion, to mess with some scrub like that? Why should I kick Fred Flinstone over there's ass?" Just then, the ring announcer cut in...
"...And his opponent, from the Bedrock Section of Boston, Massachusetts..."
"Okay, I have a good reason to..." Just then, He Hate Me ran down and attacked Freestone!
Chris Freestone v. He Hate Me
Freestone tried to put an attack in, but it still went as follows: Spear by He Hate Me, Jackhammer, victory for He Hate Me. After the match, He Hate Me took the mic...
"Who's the next New England bitch to get their own personal beatdown! Alla y'all going to recognize who the rightful best in the world is! HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?"
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Post by Reflecto on Feb 22, 2004 13:08:32 GMT -5
After the break, Ghost and Reaper came into the ring accompanied by Remiel for their tag team match. Just then, the three masks showed up on the wOwTron. "Your Move" then hit, as Team OTAKU came to the ring for their matchup!
Ghost and Reaper (w/Remiel) v. Team OTAKU (w/Kari-Chan)
Fairly decent tag team matchup, which slowly became a squash for Team OTAKU in the ring. However, the outside- interference helped Ghost and Reaper back in, as Remiel was much more skilled as a wrestler than the relative neophyte Kari-Chan. This allowed Ghost and Reaper to get the advantage. However, just as Japanese Ghost went up for the Ghastly Ghostly Gash, all three stood in formation, and started shouting...
"MAMORU-KUN DROPKICK!" Just then, Mamoru-kun dropkicked Ghost off the top rope...
"TIGA SUPLEX!" Just then, Tiga suplexed The Grim Reaper into the ring and covered him. Remiel tried to break the pin, until he was turned around...
"Myew...KARI-CHAN SLAP!" A quick slap took him out, allowing Team OTAKU to get the victory!
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Post by Reflecto on Feb 22, 2004 13:19:49 GMT -5
After that break, "Jammin'" hit as Inita Ho came to the ring...
"Now, I know that that punk HBK's been saying I ain't wrestling top contenders, so I decided to fight someone who is one- someone who's a former top contender to the NWA World Title..." Just then, Barry Windham's music hit as he had to come down...
"Oh, no..."
Inita Ho v. Barry Windham
SQUASH for Inita Ho. After the match, HeartBurnKid came down the ramp and attacked Ho!
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Post by Reflecto on Feb 22, 2004 13:33:44 GMT -5
After the break, Commissioner Reynolds was standing next to a big-screen TV.
"Before I hit this tape on the wOwTron, I would like to make an announcement...
It is my knowledge that the tag teams in wOw are a little surprised that only one of them gets a title shot each month. Therefore, it is my honor to announce that this has been instituted..." The camera panned down to show two other Tag Titles...
"These are the brand-new whacked Out wrestling United States Tag Team Titles. Unlike the World Tag Titles currently held by the Nobodies, These belts have one stipulation towards them: Namely, they can ONLY be defended in the United States, and cannot be defended in a foreign country. These belts will be up for grabs in a Tag Team Battle Royale at Impending Destruction 3, to contain every team ranked in the title rankings without a Tag title match there...
(People to be in Tag Team Battle Royale:)
PsykoSlash, Milo, Diablos, Newtype, Johnny Blaze, J-Rad, Nico, Stavros, K-Rapp, Patricio del Chulo, Trey Thomas, Dino Callas, Boscoman, RockLobster, Underfaker, MRPERFECT490, Japanese Ghost, The Grim Reaper, Adam, Chad, Avatar 1, Avatar 2, XM6, P4l164ru, Chief Knobbs, Bryce Samuels, Sugar Man, Danny Hillstead, Cyberfreak, Michel Picard, Kevin Hayes, Zeeboe, Mamoru-kun, Tiga, Big Tony, Paul E., Dexter Hart, Jim Neidhart, Matt LaPlaca, Eco-Hazard
"Now, for the match you've been waiting for: From Los Angeles, The Nobodies v. The Havana Pitbulls!"
The Nobodies v. The Havana Pitbulls (special guest commentator: The Dames)
The Match: Bodyslam by Hamm. Joey Hamm hits a piledriver on Rocky Romero. That used to end matches, you know. Tag between Joey Hamm and Greg Burch. Hard back suplex on Romero. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Greg Burch. That looked KILLER. Burch tags out to Joey Hamm. The Nobodies whip Romero into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Hamm goes for a splash but Romero puts the knees up. Tag between Rocky Romero and Ricky Reyes. Spin kick by Ricky Reyes to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Flying reverse elbow by Ricky Reyes. Reyes tags out to Rocky Romero. Havana Pitbulls hook up Hamm, then hit a double suplex. Implant DDT by Rocky Romero! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Romero crushes Hamm with a huge legdrop. Romero tags out to Ricky Reyes. Reyes hits a dropkick on Joey Hamm and gets right back up. Reyes charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Tag between Joey Hamm and Greg Burch. Reyes takes a NICE hurrancarana from Greg Burch. Ricky Reyes is in big trouble...No Name Face!! 1....2....3!
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Post by Joey2024 on Feb 24, 2004 1:02:27 GMT -5
"The Human Hype " Jay Matthews vs Shane Goddard
"Better than Ezra" plays and Goddard comes out to a good face pop.
"Everything's Cool" plays and Matthews comes out to a mixture of cheers and boos.
Lock up. Goddard with a headlock and a take down. Matthews reverses into a head scissors. Goddard sneaks out, and gets Matthews back into the headlock. Matthews stands up. Goddard off the ropes, shoulder block! Matthews down. Goddard off the ropes, Matthews dives, Goddard over Matthews, Matthews up, double shoulder block! Both men go down! Both back up, stereo missed dropkicks! Double clothesline! Both wrestlers back up and stare at each other.
Lock up. Matthews pushes Goddard to the turnbuckle. Break up? NO! Knee, punch, punch, punch by Matthews. Goddard thrown toward the other side, then leapfrogs with help of the ropes over a charging Matthews. Hip toss by Goddard. Drop kick! Body slam! Another slam? NO! Matthews counters into a face drop into an armbar! 15 seconds later, Goddard gets to the ropes.
Kick, punch, punch by Matthews. Throws Goddard off the ropes, CLOTHESLINE! Pin. 1..KICKOUT! Matthews with a front face lock, but Goddard reverses it into a Northern Lights suplex. Pin. 1...2 KICKOUT!
Eye rake by Matthews. Followed by 3 punches, a European uppercut, then an inverted atomic drop, followed by a DDT. Instantly, Matthews goes back into an armbar! 10 seconds later, Goddard hits the ropes. Matthews right away stomps on the arm, and then backs up and goes for a victory roll! 1...2..KICKOUT!
Both men up. Matthews tries for a clothesline, duck by Goddard, FLYING LEG LARIAT by Goddard! Goddard bounces off the ropes and hits a running knee(shades of Mutoh) Matthews to the outside. Goddard bounces off the ropes and somersaults out of the ring onto Matthews!
Goddard with a couple of punches, but he's favoring the right arm. He rolls Matthews back to the ring. Matthews struggling. Goddard back in as well. Goes for a kick, blocked by Matthews, but Goddard turns it into an enziguri(shades of Owen Hart). Matthews down, pin by Goddard. 1...2..KO!
Matthews pulled up by Goddard. Goddard now with some Muay Thai knee lifts to the head of Matthews. Suddenly, Goddard puts Matthews in a CROSSFACE! Matthews to the ropes after about 20 seconds.
Matthews groggy on the ropes, leans head on the 2nd rope. Uh oh. Goddard goes off the ropes, hits the TIGER SWING aka 619 which knocks Matthews down. Right away, Goddard bounces off the top rope and hits a SENTON BOMB! Pin. 1...2...KICKOUT! Goddard picks Matthews up and hits Matthews with a slop drop to his knee, and right away turns it into a DRAGON SLEEPER! Matthews is in it for 30 seconds before sneaking to the ropes.
Goddard tries to pick Matthews up. LOW BLOW by Matthews! Matthews then does an ippon seoi nage(judo throw) and goes straight into the armbar again on the same weakened arm! Goddard right away to the ropes. Matthews still dizzy from the dragon sleeper. Stomp! Stomp! by Matthews. Matthews picks Goddard off the mat, but Goddard pushes him away, and they exchange punches for 10 seconds.
Matthews gets the advantage. Goddard thrown off the ropes and Matthews hits a spinning heel kick! Pin. 1...2.. KICKOUT! Matthews comes back with two russian leg sweeps and a face drop! Matthews stomps on the arm again!
Matthews goes to the top rope. He's going for a swanton bomb. MISS! Goddard gets up, body slam on Matthews. Goddard giving the fans the signal. Now Goddard climbs the ropes. PHOENIX SPLASH(shades of Hayabusa!) Pin 1...2...KICKOUT!
Goddard is dumbfounded, and still shaking the right arm. Goddard decides to go up the ropes again. Matthews gets up, and in his groggy states shakes the ropes. Goddard is crotched! Matthews goes to the ropes, SUPERPLEX! Instead of the pin, Matthews goes right away into an armbar on the right arm. Goddard fights for a while, and somehow gets up, but Matthews still has his arm, and hits a face drop and goes back into the armbar! Goddard finally taps out after about 30 seconds.
WINNER: "The Human Hype" Jay Matthews in 16:01
After the match, Matthews calls for the mic.
" I have been in wOw for the past 2 years, and in those two years, I have accomplished a win/loss record that rivals all of your heroes!"
"What do I get for it? Oh sure, I've collected almost every title, but people still don't give me the respect that I deserve!"
"When have I ever received a world title shot? Huh? Well, I guess I'm going to have to make some ripples."
"KEVIN KILLGORE! I demand a match! I demand a title shot! If you're any kind of true champion, you will grant me this shot that all the rest have dodged giving me! For in 2004, you, and all these people will BELIEVE THE HYPE!"
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Post by Reflecto on Feb 24, 2004 2:57:27 GMT -5
After the break, 28 of the 30 wrestlers in the Downard Invitational headed to the ring (57U, Pretty Manny, Ben Vincent, Bryce Samuels, Chief Knobbs, PsykoSlash, Milo, Barry Horowitz in a ringside medic's outfit, Kangor, Adam Knoxville, Underfaker, Mr.Perfect II, Cyberfreak, Cheatum the Evil Midget, Halo, Jared Steele, John Roche, Harry Potsmoker, Ironwood, Brandon Downard, General Apathy, Sugar Man, Jayce Simmons, RD Reynolds, DJ Bishie Boy, PT Midnite, Eco-Hazard, Matt LaPlaca) were in the ring for the Downard Invitational! Before the match started, Steele took a mic...
"Hey...If I'm putting my title up for grabs, that punk General Apathy should, too!"
Apathy responded:
"Only if it stays up for grabs in the whole match..."
MATCH: As expectable, the "medic" was the first to go, the result of a nice chair shot followed by a big powerbomb out of the ring by Brandon Downard. From there, the match degenerated, as it began a huge donnybrook. The Cannonball Commission members huddled up for a plan, ending it with Cyberfreak putting RD Reynolds in a half-hearted White Widow and Reynolds tapping out immediately.
Simmons: "Good- get the Commish out of this madhouse...I have to see a man about a girl!" Instantly, Jayce Simmons made a beeline for Harry Potsmoker, and the two began to attack each other violently. Meanwhile, in the ring, Brandon Downard and Halo tried to team up together and attack people, starting out by attacking Mr.Perfect II. The two managed to get him out of the game rather easily. The Potsmoker/Simmons attack went through in a violent brawl. Jayce Simmons and Cyberfreak teamed up on Potsmoker, and the two attacked with some nice moved. However, while the two attacked, DJ Bishie Boy came to even up the odds, hitting a Slight Remix on Cyberfreak, taking him out of the matchup. In the ring, wOw Security kept making some force for themselves, with Ben Vincent managing to make a brutal attack on Cheatum the Evil Midget and Knobbs and Samuels teaming up to take out 57U. Meanwhile, in the ring, Jayce Simmons went up to the top rope. John Roche and Jared Steele each threw a chair up, while Simmons Missile Dropkicked the two into Potsmoker's face! Simmons then covered him, taking Potsmoker out of the match. Simmons kept taunting him from the outside. Potsmoker continued it...only to have Simmons leave the ring and keep fighting with him to the back! While this was going on, Adam Knoxville, intrigued by Simmons's top rope maneuver, threw a series of chairs onto Eco-Hazard, then did a Bad Idea onto the whole thing. This allowed Knoxville to pin...which allowed PT Midnite to scavenge a pinfall on him...which allowed Matt LaPlaca to pick Midnite off. Meanwhile, Jared Steele and John Roche attacked PsykoSlash and Milo rather fiercely. Roche managed to take PsykoSlash out of the match, while a quick Kan-Gore on Roche led Milo to get a reprieve. However, just before Milo could try and help out, Kangor caught a glimpse of Underfaker, and the two headed into a huge brawl. This lack led Roche to attack Milo, taking him out of the matchup. Jared Steele and John Roche gave a high five...until The Phantom rushed out from the crowd and began to attack Jared Steele! The two put on a huge brawl, with Roche and Steele outnumbering The Phantom. John Roche held The Phantom back. However, just as Jared Steele got his hand on The Phantom's mask, a video screen showed on the wOwTron for Steele to see video of Ms.Hardy tied up somewhere in the arena! The Phantom made a backwards kick to get out of Roche's grip. Steele remained totally incensed...just too incensed to notice the Schoolboy Pin attempt DJ Bishie Boy made at that exact moment, drawing a three count!
"Hold up...did that..." "I'm not sure about the Downard Invitational rules..." However, the ring announcer made the call as "DJ, DJ" started on the speakers...
"Ladies and Gentlemen, due to the clauses stated in the rules for the Brandon Downard Hardcore Invitational, the NEW whacked Out wrestling Transcontinental Champion, DJ Bishie Boy!"
The DJ was handed the Transcontinental Title, and looked down at the belt...only to have Ironwood slam the DJ into an X-Factor on his new title, taking him out of the matchup! Meanwhile, in the other stuff, Kangor and Underfaker kept their attack going. Sugar Man was unlucky enough to get in their way, causing an attack violent enough to allow the lucky Matt LaPlaca to pick him off in the matchup. The eliminations kept going, as John Roche proceeded to keep going after The Phantom. However, after Jared Steele's elimination, he proceeded to taunt The Phantom. However, instead of running after Steele, The Phantom turned back, and proceeded to grab John Roche, take him to the top rope, then hit a Tiger Driver from there through a table on Roche! The three count was academic, as shock took place...
"Wait...a Tiger Driver from the top rope? I recognize that move..."
"I do too, but no...it couldn't be..."
In the ring, Pretty Manny and Matt LaPlaca were attacking each other. Matt LaPlaca outclassed Manny, getting a three. LaPlaca gloated...until Hand Maid Mully came to the ring and started attacking, hitting a Wind-Up on LaPlaca and taking him out again! After this, the Kangor/Underfaker attack kept going. Underfaker tried to take out a knife and use it on Kangor...until wOw Security came and busted the two!
"Sorry...this is against our rules...Big Ben- take the rest of these punks while we bring some justice to these two!" The two left the ring, pulling Kangor and Underfaker away from each other.
After this, Halo and Brandon Downard kept teaming, going after British Violence's members. The two kept fighting the people. Suddenly, Brandon Downard took the lead, beating the hell out of General Apathy. General Apathy tried for a Drop Toehold onto a Chair, but Downard reversed it and went for a Facade Breaker onto the chair, taking him out and assuring a new Extreme Champion! Downard tried to motion for Halo to take Ironwood. However, Halo proceeded to argue with Downard. Suddenly, Halo turned, and attacked Brandon Downard as the fans started to cheer! Halo and Downard kept brawling, before Halo hit a big Crucifyer as the crowd roared, taking the namesake out of his tournament! Halo then took a microphone...
"I AM SICK OF BEING A SECOND-FIDDLE HERE! TELL FINALE THAT'S MY RESIGNATION!" The crowd cheered as Halo went to the crowd. Suddenly, Finale came from the back...
"Well played, my former liege. However, if you choose to leave...well, that is the time when you must learn the consequences for deserting me...and I have just the person to do them..." Just then, "I Stand Alone" hit on the wOwTron as Forest Yuhas came down the ramp!
"WHAT THE...?"
"I don't believe this! Forest Yuhas is back!"
Forest Yuhas proceeded to lay into the depleted field, attacking Halo and Ironwood with relative ease, pinning the two of them. Ben Vincent was another relatively easy one, as Yuhas and The Phantom were left. The two were a relatively good match for each other. Yuhas went for his Frog Splash...only to have The Phantom hit a big kick on him to take him out, then hit that Top-Rope Tiger Driver on him for the big victory!
Brandon Downard Hardcore Invitational Winner (NEW Extreme Champion): The Phantom
After the match, The Phantom celebrated...until Jared Steele came out of the back to try and attack him! The Phantom left the ring as wOw Flagship ended.
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