wOw Impending Destruction III

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(The pyro started as Impending Destruction III started up.)

"WELCOME TO IMPENDING DESTRUCTION III! I am MMV, and with me as always is Gristleizer!"

"We've got a big card planned, so let's start it up!" Just then, "DJ, DJ" hit as the new Transcontinental Champion DJ Bishie Boy came to the ring. "No More Mr.Nice Guy" hit, as Jared Steele came to the ring for a chance to regain his title!

DJ BISHIE BOY v. JARED STEELE

This was actually an awesome matchup, as the two wrestlers, rather than having a styles clash, actually put on an awesome matchup. The two managed to make each other look really good with each of their respective abilities. Jared Steele took the advantage, outbrawling the DJ with his awesome skills. However, just as Steele tried to load the DJ up for the Done Deal, a scene came up on the wOwTron...

"Hey, Jared...look, it's your little friend Missy..." A scene showed Ms.Hardy bound to a large stone block."Don't worry...she'll be...'freed'..." The Phantom then untied Ms.Hardy...only to head on top of the stone block and give her a Tiger Driver from the top of the block! Jared Steele was shocked...allowing DJ Bishie Boy to hit a modified Bulldog on Steele, then go to the top and hit the Platinum Single to retain his title!

Winner: DJ BISHIE BOY

After the match, the DJ attempted to shake Jared Steele's hand, only to be rebuffed as Steele made a beeline for the backstage area!#nosmileys

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After that, Commissioner Reynolds came into the ring brandishing the United States Tag Team Titles.

"Now, it is my pleasure to open the match up to the 20 teams who chose to enter for this title!"

20-Team Battle Royale

Avatar 1 was the first out of the ring, the result of a relatively easy throw out by Chief Knobbs. Good Fellas Inc. made a beeline for Jim Neidhart, only to have Dexter Hart try to help out Neidhart for this. Dexter Hart tried to give Paul E. a Belly-to-Belly Suplex out of the ring, only to have Travis Corleone raise the top rope from the outside, making Paul E. just go over the second rope. The ALC and Terminal Velocity started to team up together, managing to knock out Michel Picard and K-Rapp. However, just as they were going to knock out Trey Thomas, Danny Hillstead clotheslined Adam over the top rope!
"Nothing personal, man- just business...besides, if an ALC team makes it, we all win..." Unfortunately, as Hillstead tried to explain it, Mamoru-kun yelled "MAMORU-KUN CLOTHESLINE!" as he clotheslined Sugar Man out. In the ring, Vicious and Delicious started to make attacks on a number of teams, knocking out Japanese Ghost and Bryce Samuels. The match kept going. Jim Neidhart kept attacking Big Tony, as Dexter Hart finally managed to take Paul E. over with a Belly to Belly Suplex! As Dexter Hart tried to show Neidhart, Matt LaPlaca came and powerbombed Hart out of the match! In the ring, Sin Harvest kept attacking with great double-team work. The two kept attacking, knocking Johnny Ramon (TAFKA Blaze) over the top rope. Sin Harvest celebrated...until RockLobster and Boscoman teamed up to double-dropkick Newtype over! The Men From Greece met up and started an attack, laying Big Fat Greek Suplexes on Boscoman, Zeeboe, and Eco-Hazard in short order. PTMidnite tried to help when they tried the move on Mr.Perfect II, but Underfaker and Mr.Perfect II mistook it as words from him, leading to both being eliminated, one by the Men From Greece, one by a Rocket Launcher Dropkick by the So-Cal Connection! Milo kept attacking, trying to fight Tiga while PsykoSlash attacked XM6. However, just before either one could knock someone out, T3h K36 distracted PsykoSlash while Kari-Chan got to the top and distracted Milo. Milo was entranced by Team OTAKU's manager, but before Tiga could capitalize, PsykoSlash drank enough from T3H K36 to stumble over the ropes, eliminating the team! 3v1l l33t celebrated, until Mamoru-kun and Dino Callas teamed up to attack p4l1g4ru and throw him over. The three teams looked at each other...as Jim Neidhart came back in the ring, shouting "DEXTER HART IS NOT MY PARTNER; I DESERVE TO BE ALLOWED BACK IN!" Neidhart stormed into the match...only to have successively a Southern Cross, OTAKU Blast, and Big Fat Greek Suplex hit on him, sending him out of the ring. Inside the ring, Dino Callas tried to reason with Nico and Stavros, getting them to not make any moves. The two, seeing this, proceeded to attack Team OTAKU and throw them over first. Callas smiled..."We are friends from the old country- I knew you wouldn't hurt me..." The two smiled at him, then grabbed Trey Thomas and hit a Big Fat Greek Suplex on him, sending him out for the big win!

Winners (NEW United States Tag Team Champions): THE MEN FROM GREECE

After the match, large amounts of blue and white balloons fell from the rafters as the Men From Greece clutched the titles. Nico found a nearby Greek flag and draped himself in it as the two clutched their titles!

"A big victory for a truly deserving team, MMV..."

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After the break, HeartBurnKid came to the ring to do commentary with the announce team...

"Nice seeing you, HBK..."

"I just want to see this Inita Ho guy get what's coming to him..." "Jammin'" then hit as Inita Ho came to the ring and exchanged words with HBK, then headed in for his opponents. "Hell's Bells" then hit as John Roche came to the ring and waited for their opponent. "Recognize" then hit as Shane Goddard headed to the ring as the announcer started calling his name...

"...And the third challenger, coming into the ring, from Providence, Rhode Island..." Instantly upon hearing that, He Hate Me ran to the stage and attacked Goddard from behind! Goddard and He Hate Me attacked each other viciously outside the ring, tearing into each other violently. He Hate Me went for a big Carolina Clothesline (Clothesline from Hell), but Goddard ducked under it, and picked He Hate Me up for a Goddardsmack! As Goddard looked down at He Hate Me, He Hate Me took the mic...

"Not bad- you New England punks may be able to square off with a football player who's second job is a wrestler...but can you beat a football player when wrestling's their FIRST job?" Just then, a familiar figure ran out of the crowds and made a beeline for Shane Goddard...

"Wait...that can NOT be who I think it is..."

"HOLY CRAP! THAT'S BROCK LESNAR! BROCK LESNAR IS IN whacked Out wrestling!" A huge "DUB-OH-DUB" chant went through as Lesnar got Goddard into a bearhug, allowing He Hate Me to get a number of nice punches in. Lesnar hit an F-5 on Shane Goddard before He Hate Me picked him up and hit a PantherBomb (Powerbomb)on him, before the two walked off into the back, leaving Goddard lying in the aisle! After this occurred, John Roche was in shock...so much so that he didn't hear the bell...or notice that Inita Ho had rolled him up until it was too late...

"What the hell? Inita Ho beat those two?"

"That was just luck, guys...and now, he's got someone who'll take that luck away..." "Suicide Samurai" then hit, as Finale ran into the ring and attacked Inita Ho!

Finale v. Inita Ho

Finale just outclassed Inita Ho. Not only was they not in the same league, it wasn't the same sport, and almost bordered on not being in the same universe. It was almost a squash...until, just as Finale managed to lock Inita Ho in the Ordinary Vanity, Keith Scott came lumbering into the ring!

"*wheeze* Sorry...*wheeze* I...just want to *gasp* get the first scoop*gasp* on this win *gasp* unfortunately, Scott was too blown up, falling flat on the two...and managing to tumble Finale and Inita Ho so that Finale was flattened as Inita Ho ended up on top of him. Ho locked the leg, and managed to pull off the win...

Winner (NEW International Champion): INITA HO

"I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS!"

"Inita Ho has just pulled off three massive upsets in one night, and is taking home the wOw International Title!"

"Inita Ho must be the luckiest man alive right now!" Just then, HeartBurnKid stood up...

"No...NO! Not this...he has no respect for the business...he goes through just through upsets...he does NOT deserve to hold the MBWF TITLE! ANYTHING BUT THIS!" HeartBurnKid then ran into the ring and attacked the champion! "You may have cost me my commentary position, but I'm taking my title back, first chance I get...and this time, you WON'T be able to stop me!"

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Poison v. Jocelyn Richter

This match was...well, it wasn't a Richter/Poison match, for one thing...To begin with, Richter's "clients", Jayce Simmons and Harry Potsmoker headed into the ring. Hence, as soon as Poison managed to take the advantage, the fun began. First, Richter Irish-Whipped Poison into the ropes...only to have Harry Potsmoker follow it up with a 401 on Poison! This was followed by Poison taking more of the advantage...only to be stopped when Simmons got a quick title shot on Poison, leading to a two count on her. Poison wouldn't stop, as the match continued, as did the oneupsmanship outside the ring: First, Simmons tried to hit Poison with a Springboard Cannonball, leading to a two-count. This was followed by Potsmoker hitting a Wronski Feint on Poison, with the same result. This led to Jayce Simmons hitting her with a Missile Dropkick (for two), which led to Potsmoker hitting a Dementor's Kiss on Poison (continuing the two-counts.) Finally, Jocelyn Richter was able to fight for herself, managing to hit a Fault Line (One-person Wishbone) on Poison- also leading to a two-count.

"Poison really is showing some heart out there..."

"Yeah, she's become the basis of a game of one-upsmanship between Jayce Simmons and Harry Potsmoker for her opponent, and she's still making moves for this!"

Eventually, the "Can You Top This" almost hit, as Richter hit a 9.0 on Poison...only to get a two-count. Potsmoker then tried his stuff, bringing Poison up to the top rope and hitting the Babylon Fall on her to the ground! Not finished yet, Jayce Simmons grabbed Poison and hit the Teen Dream on her. This was enough to keep Poison down, as she finally went down for the three!

Winner: Jocelyn Richter

"And Jocelyn Richter officially becomes next on tap for Barbara Vixen..."

"Yes, but I'm a believer: I can see Poison making some huge waves in the Women's Title division after that performance..." The celebration was short-lived by Richter, as she then had to try and keep Simmons and Potsmoker apart from each other in the ring! Simmons took the mic:

"Hey, PUNK-Smoker! I'm here...you're here...why wait? Let's roll right now!"

(TELEVISION) Jayce Simmons v. Harry Potsmoker

The two began to attack with fierceness not seen in either man before; Simmons with surprisingly violent brawling, Potsmoker with technical moves so stiff looking that it bordered on MMA-style.

"These two just hate each other, and want to tear each other apart!"
"You said it..."

Each person tried to get an advantage on the other, with neither letting up for a second. Jayce Simmons tried to take the Television Title and attack Potsmoker with it...only to have Potsmoker dropkick it into his face, wrap it around his neck, and lock the Killing Curse on him while the title belt was around it for more pressure! However, Simmons refused to tap, and eventually the referee forced Potsmoker to break the hold due to the belt around him! Simmons then tried to take the advantage again, attacking Potsmoker with fiercer brawling. Potsmoker tried to grab a chair and attack Simmons, only for Simmons to grab the chair, ascend the top rope, throw it into the air, and Missile Dropkick the chair into Potsmoker's face! The fight began to continue more. Finally, Jayce Simmons began to take the advantage. Simmons got Potsmoker into a Tree of Woe, then began to put some steel chairs on the Japanese Announcer's Table. Simmons then proceeded to go over and attempt the Teen Dream on Potsmoker...only for Potsmoker to reverse out of it, then hit the Babylon Fall on Jayce Simmons through the Japanese Announcer's Table with steel chairs on it! Once that occurred, it was easy for Potsmoker to roll Simmons in the ring and get an academic 3 to get the win and the Title!

Winner (NEW Television Champion): HARRY POTSMOKER

After the match, Potsmoker celebrated with his newly-won title as the fans cheered. Jayce Simmons got back up...and the two continued to attack each other, brawling their way to the back!

"It appears this rivalry goes deeper than that Television Title..."

"Um...Wow, SHERLOCK- did it take you that long to figure it out...?"

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"Night Vision" hits, as British Violence makes their way out, passing by Potsmoker and Simmons, still brawling in the aisle. They get in the ring, tease the crowd a bit, then Ironwood gets on the mic.

IW: Now, everybody knows that The Nobodies have been going around the world, fighting every Tom, Dick, and Harry that comes around, and everybody knows why they've been doing it too: they're running. The bloody wankers have been running from us!

Crowd boos as Ironwood continues

IW: Hey, hey! I'm just saying what every single one of you already knows. You don't have to go to Mexico, or Canada, or Japan, or anywhere else to fight the very best competition. The best tag team in the world is right here! So, we know you're back there, boys! C'mon out here and get the arse-kicking you've had coming for a long, long time!

"Nowhere Kids" hits now, as Burch and Hamm make their way out, and the crowd goes supernova for their first appearance in a wOw arena in months! The two get in the ring, and Hamm snatches the mic out of Ironwood's hand. Hamm looks like he's about to say something for a second, but he just tosses the mic over his shoulder and the Nobodies go to work!

wOw TAG TEAM TITLES:
THE NOBODIES (c) v. BRITISH VIOLENCE

A four way brawl erupts to start, and it takes a while for the referee to get control, finally forcing Ironwood and Burch out of the ring. Hamm dominates to start, but Apathy turns things around soon enough by scoring with an enzuigiri, dropping Hamm onto the bottom turnbuckle. Apathy presses his advantage, choking Hamm with his boot. The ref counts... 1... 2... 3... 4... Apathy relents for a second, then goes straight back to the foot choke 1... 2... 3...Hamm somehow finds the strength to grab Apathy's leg and force him down. Hamm goes for the tag, but Apathy catches his boot first. Apathy drags Hamm into the corner, and tags in Ironwood. The match goes on like this for a bit, with BV keeping Hamm isolated in their corner using quick tags, with Hamm periodically getting bursts of offense in. Finally, Hamm manages to escape by clonking BV's heads together while they're setting up a double-team move!

"Ha! A real meeting of the minds there..."

Hamm makes his way back to his corner, where Burch is just dying to get back in. A hot tag, and Burch is in, meeting Ironwood with a dropkick. Apathy barges in, shoving aside the referee, but eats dropkick as well! The distraction is what Ironwood needs, though, as he manages to whip Burch into a neutral corner, following in closely with a bodypress. Burch goes down, and Ironwood hops up to the second turnbuckle... he attempts to drop an elbow, but Burch moves out of the way! Burch is back up now, but General Apathy makes his way in with a chair, as the ref is still down from the shove. He attacks Burch with the chair, stopping him dead in his tracks. Apathy then puts the chair down, and gives the signal... he picks up Burch, and whips him into the ropes... he goes down for the Drop Toe Hold... but Burch leapfrogs him! Burch off the other rope, and, in desperation, he hits Apathy with an X-Factor style facebuster into the chair! With his last ounce of strength, Burch tags Hamm back in, as Ironwood gets back to his feet, and Hamm hits the Endless Sorrow on Ironwood. The referee, barely-conscious, struggles into position... 1... 2... Apathy goes for Hamm's ankle, but the ref's hand hits the mat first!

WINNERS: THE NOBODIES

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"Kagato's Organ Recital" fills the arena as Halo makes his way down, bearing the Vatican City flag. After giving it a wave, he puts it up in the corner, as the music fades into "Ode to Joy". Downard steps out on stage, bearing the blood-stained Church of the Bleeding Cross flag. He waves it with aplomb on stage, then makes his way down to the ring.

FLAG MATCH:
HALO v. BRANDON DOWNARD

Downard starts off strong, taking the attack to Halo. Downard forces Halo back into his own corner, and goes for the Vatican flag...

"Way too early, Downard!"

These words prove true, as Halo seizes Downard's legs and gives him a spinebuster out of the corner. Halo seizes the advantage, wrenching Downard's leg a couple of times before picking him back up. Halo goes on to control most of the match, with Downard getting only token offense in. Finally, confident in his victory, Halo plays to the crowd, then goes for the CBC flag. Brandon gets to his knees, holding his head in his hands. Halo approaches, holding the CBC flag, but Downard hits with a low blow! Halo goes down as Downard rises, a sick grin spreading across his face. After spending a minute stomping the crap out of Halo, Downard picks up the CBC flag, then snaps it over his knee.

"That's HIS flag! That's his own flag!"
"What's Downard doing here?"

Downard then proceeds to use the broken flagstaff to brutally gouge open Halo's forehead!

"Dear God..."
"God ain't got nothing to do with this, MMV..."
"This is a new side of Downard..."

Downard then spits on Halo, then, slowly, methodically, walks over to Halo's corner as the blood flows like a river from Halo's forehead.. He takes the Vatican flag, and approaches Halo, but stops halfway, drops to his knees, and clutches his head, screaming, "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" Halo staggers to his feet, wearing a crimson mask, and plants a big fat boot on Downard's forehead, also losing his own balance. Brandon rolls over, revealing he has been busted open, and Halo crawls over and grabs the CBC flag. Halo and Downard both make their feet, but Halo clotheslines Downard back to the mat, throwing himself to the mat as well in the process. Halo crawls to Downard, draping the CBC flag across his head, and Downard's blood flows into it, mingling with the stains that Halo's blood left in it.

WINNER: HALO

After the match, Halo crawls over to the corner, and pulls himself to his feet, He raises a hand, then falls back down. EMTs come out to attend to both men.

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After that break, "Everything's Cool" hit as Jay Matthews headed to the ring accompanied by Barbara Vixen for his World Title shot!

"This is a huge opportunity for Jay Matthews, Gristleizer!"
"I know: A win would make him immortal, and even a good match could vault him to the World Title scene for a long time to come!"

After that, "Sporadic Movement" hit as Kevin Killgore came to the ring holding his wOw World Championship!\

"That's what it's all about, right there! The wOw World Title, the belt everyone wants to get their hands on!"

KEVIN KILLGORE v. JAY MATTHEWS

Highly intense match to start out. Killgore attacked Matthews with intense brawling, just dominating the challenger from the beginning with nice moves. Jay Matthews followed it up with some nice moves of many different types, doing whatever he could to try and stop Killgore in his tracks. A series of nice reversals followed, as Matthews attempted to use Killgore's momentum against him by any means necessary. Kevin Killgore was able to fight past this, however, and proceeded to attack the challenger with more brawling moves. Eventually, Jay Matthews took to the air, and proceeded to go for a Flying Body Press on Killgore...who caught him in mid-air and proceeded to hit a TKO on Jay Matthews for a two-count!

"A NICE move by Kevin Killgore, MMV!"
"That's why he's the champ..."

Killgore then proceeded to keep attacking. Kevin Killgore kept attacking with every move in his quiver, but Jay Matthews kept getting up. Just then, Killgore managed to grab Jay Matthews, then hit the Gnarkill on Matthews...until Matthews kicked out at two!

"How is he staying alive in this matchup?"
"He knows how much this match can mean, Grist!"

Kevin Killgore got angry. Killgore proceeded to grab Jay Matthews and hit a Gore-Tech on him. However, instead of covering him this time, Killgore grabbed Matthews, and proceeded to go to the first rope, giving another Gore-Tech to him!

"This is just intense...and he's continuing to go up!"
"Killgore's smart: He wants to make sure Jay Matthews stays down!" Killgore situated himself on the second rope, then proceeded to hit another Gore-Tech on Jay Matthews! Killgore went up to the top for a Third Gore-Tech...but just as Killgore was about to, Jay Matthews reversed the third one into a Hype Factor!

"HOW DID HE GET OUT OF THAT ONE?"
"This is insane! Not only did he survive those two Gore-Techs, he also managed to reverse the third one into the Hype Factor!"

Jay Matthews covered Killgore, only getting a two-count as it continued!

"How are these two still up?"
"They know what's on the line- what can I say?" Killgore got angry, and went for a fourth Gore-Tech...only to have Matthews reverse this one into a Hurricanrana, then locking the legs!

"Apparently, Killgore's move has been found out..."
"He'll have to go with a new game plan if he wants to keep his title..." Matthews covered Killgore, who kicked out at two! The two kept fighting. Killgore kept an attack, putting Jay Matthews into a Tree of Woe attack. Killgore went back with the intent of spearing Matthews into the ringpost...but Matthews managed to pull himself onto the top rope, causing Killgore to run into the ringpost! Matthews then proceeded to hit a Blockbuster on Kevin Killgore, managing to finally get the three count!

"I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS! WE HAVE A HUGE UPSET!"
"Jay Matthews came into this match 5-0 when he was going after a title in whacked Out wrestling, and against all odds, he's leaving that ring with the wOw World Champion!"

Winner (NEW World Champion): JAY MATTHEWS

After the match, the Anti-Life Corporation rushed the ring and celebrated as Jay Matthews held up the World Title.

"Who would have thought this would ever occur, MMV: The wOw World Championship in the hands of a member of the Anti-Life Corporation?"
"They said they were going to get more serious, and now no one can deny they've finally made it to the top of whacked Out wrestling!" The celebration continued as Impending Destruction III ended.