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Post by Reflecto on Apr 28, 2004 2:00:11 GMT -5
(The pyro went off as wOw Flagship went on...only to start up in the ring, as a stage was set up, with Mr. Productive Anal Virginity in a chair, flanked by a man and woman in very little clothing.)
Mr.PAV: "Hello, THWEETIES! Since wOw decided they needed some...class..." Mr.PAV slapped both asses near him..., "they decided to give a show to the only truly deserving person here...MOI! Welcome to 'Mr.Productive Anal Virginity's Cherry Pit!' For our first guests, I have found the best people for this role: They were in last week's big tag team matchup- may I present, BRITISH VIOLENCE 2K4!" Ironwood and General Apathy headed to the ring and took seats nest to Mr.PAV.
General Apathy: "Great to be here, ya dinnermasher..."
Mr.PAV: "Now boys, what was going through your mind when you lost to OUR World Tag Team Champions, the Nobodies?"
Ironwood: "That's what we wanted to talk to you about, actually...we were robbed!"
Mr.PAV: "Ooh...what's that?"
General Apathy: "When the pinfall was made, Ironwood's ankle was under the ropes. As a result, that was an illegal pinfall, and we feel we deserve a rematch because of it!"
Mr.PAV: "I see. Now, you're aware that there's supposed to be only one match a month for the Nobodies, right?"
Ironwood: "So? If we have to follow those two around until we get our rematch, we will, dammit!"
Mr.PAV: "I'm glad you think that, because since The Cherry Pit always has surprises, let's have one now..." Just then, "Nowhere Kids" hit as Joey Hamm and Greg Burch came out from under the ring!
"WHAT THE...? I thought they were in Calgary tonight, MMV!"
"That's the Nobodies! The Nobodies have returned to Flagship!"
Joey Hamm took the mic...
Hamm: "Don't say we're not fighting champions. If you think you want a rematch...let's go. Tonight, we'll have Nobodies/British Violence II!" The crowd cheered as Flagship went to break!
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Post by Reflecto on Apr 28, 2004 2:12:57 GMT -5
After the break, "Everything's Cool" hit as the ALC went to the ring with the new wOw World Champion, Jay Matthews!
"I still think this is a little bizarre...Jay Matthews pulled off a huge upset at Impending Destruction III to win the World Championship!"
"I think it's great- he's finally living up to his potential!"
Matthews took the mic...
Matthews: "Ladies and gentlemen, I come to you tonight having FINALLY proven my success! I had came into this federation nearly 2 years ago with one goal: To win EVERY wOw singles title in order. People laughed then...but I kept pushing on. The lesser ones...no problem. The Transcontinental Title...more of a problem, but eventually that came to me. People still thought I couldn't do it in the bigger areas, but I kept going. People said I'd never run with the big boys- I ran with them. People said I'd never beat Kevin Killgore...well, last night, I treated him like the jobber he was! And now...now, at long last, I stand here with the biggest prize in whacked Out wrestling, and can truly say that once and for all, anyone can look into wOw's illustrious history and TRULY know what all the Hype's About!" The ALC members cheered...until "No More Mr.Nice Guy" hit as Jared Steele headed to the ring!
Steele: "Hold up...if I can be serious...I just came out to congratulate you. You've done all you said you could in wOw, and you won that title well..."
Matthews: "Thanks..."
Steele: "...HOWEVER, now that you hold that belt, you've got to PROVE it wasn't a fluke. If you have any guts, you'll put that belt on the line TONIGHT!"
Matthews: "Well, against who? Killgore's in Japan...who thinks they deserve a shot at this title?"
Steele: "Well, I'm the most recent Transcontinental Champion- if anyone deserves a shot at the belt, it should be me!"
Matthews: "Oh, yeah, right...aren't you busy trying to find your little girlfriend or something? Don't look- The Phantom's gonna getcha...but you know what? I like the way you're claiming. Unlike all those callow bitches in the back, you came out here and made the challenge. Not only will I GIVE you your title shot TONIGHT, but I'll also let you pick the stipulation!"
Steele then nodded...
Steele: "Well, if I'm picking, then there's only one way that this first defense for you should be done: It should be defended in a 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH!"
MMV: "WOW! A 2 out of 3 Falls match for the World Title tonight? These two can't be at 100%!"
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Post by Joey2024 on Jun 18, 2004 13:45:59 GMT -5
Here we go.
wOw Cruiserweight championship
(C) Johnny Ramon vs Chris Freestone
Lock up. Side headlock by Freestone. Ramon takes Freestone to the corner. Clean Break. Lock up. Wristlock by Freestone, which is reversed by Ramon, and into an arm drag by Ramon. Ramon working the arm. Freestone turns it into a head scissors which Ramon gets out of via fliping out of it after some postioning.
The two stand. Lock up. Ramon with a side headlocK. Freestone throws Ramon to ropes. Shoulder block, and down goes Ramon. Freestone off the ropes, skips over Ramon, Ramon up, leapfrog by Ramon over Freestone. Freestone back around, hip toss by Ramon! Dropkick by Ramon! Arm drag by Ramon!
Freestone back up and gets Ramon into the corner. Break up? NO! Knee to the stomach, followed by some stiff forearms. Ramon thrown to the other turnbuckle, but leaps to the the top rope, and hits a moonsault onto a charging Freestone! PIN! 1...2...KICKOUT!
Both men up. Leg lariat by Ramon. PIN! 1...2..KICKOUT! Ramon going for a hurricanrana, but Freestone blocks in and it's turned into a powerbomb!
Ramon now picked back up and is body slammed. Freestone then bounces off the ropes, and hits an elbow drop. PIN! 1..2..KICKOUT! Freestone picks him up, and hits a textbook vertical suplex followed by a leg drop. PIN! 1...2..KICKOUT!
Freestone now angry, takes Ramon down with a double leg and gets into the top mount and starts punching Ramon! Ramon to the ropes, and the ref breaks it up.
Snap mare by Freestone and then he puts Ramon into a chinlock.
1 minute later...
Ref raised Ramon's hand. First time? DOWN. Second time? DOWN. Third time, UP! Ramon with two elbows to Freestone's abdomen. Ramon off the ropes, and Freestone hits a knee to Ramon's abdomen.
Freestone picks Ramon up, and goes for an inverted atomic drop, but misses. Ramon charging with a kick, but Freestone's got the foot. Ramon then hits a somersault kick(shades of Guile from Street Fighter II)!
Both men down, and slowly getting up. Freestone tries a punch, blocked by Ramon. Ramon with a few right hands. Freestone off the ropes, Ramon hits a flying shoulder block! Ramon rolls up almost instantly and hits a standing moonsault! PIN! 1...2...KICKOUT!
Ramon climbs the ropes, Freestone up. High cross body! PIN! 1...2... KICKOUT!
Ramon now peppers Freestone with some right hands, but Freestone rakes the eyes. Freestone goes for a suplex, but it's blocked and reversed by Ramon!
Ramon climbing the ropes, Freestone is still down. Ramon is going for the 450 splash, and he hits it! PIN! 1...2...3!
Winner(still wOw Cruiserweight champ): Johnny Ramon in 10:02.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 8, 2004 15:27:59 GMT -5
After the break, Commissioner Reynolds was in back chewing out Jayce Simmons and Harry Potsmoker...
"I don't believe you two. All I asked is for you two to try to get along for one match, and you can't do it. Do you two realize how important the Weird World of Wrestling Cup is? You have a chance to fight for your country here, and you're willing to throw it away...because you're too busy catfighting over some little bitch?" Just then, Jayce and Potsmoker rose up and both yelled...
"TAKE IT BACK NOW!"
RD: "Well, luckily there's one thing you two agree on...can I trust you two to fight for Team USA?"
Potsmoker: "Now, hold up, RD: I told you I'd let some Death Eaters fight for Team USA with Cannonball Commission members, but team with Jayce? Listen and listen good, Reynolds- I'd sooner join with Team Al-Qaeda than team up with Jayce Simmons!
Simmons: "That goes double for me, Mr. Reynolds- if you want me to work for Team USA, then I have one clause for it..."
Both: "...EITHER HE GOES, OR I GO!"
After the break, The Phantom was in the ring waiting. Just then, General Apathy appeared on the wOwTron...
Apathy: "Sorry about this, Phantom, but something came up that I can't give away- the shot to get my hands on those bloody Nobodies again. Hence, I let someone else take the shot..." Just then, "P.I.M.P" hit as Kevin Hayes came down to the ring accompanied by Zeeboe!
Phantom: "Oh, come on...if you two are so bold, I'll fight both of you for this title..."
(Extreme) The Phantom v. YOUGUYSSUCK
SQUASH for The Phantom. After the match, The Phantom celebrated- until Jared Steele rushed down the ramp and attacked!
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 21, 2004 14:48:56 GMT -5
He Hate Me v. Shane Goddard
Vicious brawl between the two. Goddard tried to take advantage using some nicer moves, but He Hate Me's innate hossiness allowed him to keep the advantage going. Eventually, He Hate Me hit the Carolina Panther Bomb for the victory. After the match, He Hate Me continued attacking!
"One more down, countless more New England punks to go...HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?"
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Post by Joey2024 on Jul 31, 2004 14:40:26 GMT -5
Team OTAKU(accompanied by Kari-chan) vs So-Cal Connection
Lock up by Mamuro-Kun and Trey Thomas. Mamoru backs him in the corner, but Trey reverses it. Ref goes to break it up, but Trey decks Mamoru-kun. Trey now with some right hands. Trey throws Mamoru-kun to the ropes, but Mamoru-kun leaps to the top rope.
Mamoru-kun: MOONSAULT!
Mamuro hits the moonsault, and Trey is down. 1...2..Kickout! Arm-drag takedown by Mamoru. Another arm-drag takedown by Mamoru. Now Mamoru has him in a wristlock, and tags Tiga.
Tiga now with the wristlock, but Trey rakes him in the eyes. Trey tags in Dino Callas. Callas then gets arm-dragged by Tiga. Tiga then hits a dropkick. Callas back up, but Tiga right away gets him in a standing head-scissors. Callas rolls out of the ring.
Callas now back in the ring, and we have a lock up. Callas with an eye rake on Tiga. Callas then hits him with some right hands. Then, Callas hits him with an inverted atomic drop. Callas now body slams Tiga. Callas bounces off the ropes and goes for a knee, but he misses! Tiga now gets him in a schoolboy roll-up. 1...2..Kickout!
Tiga climbs the top rope...
Tiga: HURRI-CAN-RANA!
Tiga connects with the hurricanrana. Callas stunned. Tiga then leaps up, and does a corkscrew DDT onto Callas. The young Tiga doesn't go for a pin though, and tags Mamuro.
Mamuro now gets Callas up, and decides to go for a suplex, and he hits it. Mamuro-kun DOES NOT go for a pin. Instead, Mamuro is playing to the fans and doing poses, while Callas is getting up, and does a fake tag(claps hands), while the ref is looking dumbfounded at Mamoru, and Trey Thomas comes in and hits a vicious German suplex to Mamoru-kun.
Trey: HOW YOU LIKE THAT YOU ANIME OBSESSED FUCK?
(Crowd is really pissed at So-Cal connection)
Trey now has Mamuro-kun up, and hits a brain-buster. He seems to be trying to knock Mamuro out. Trey now picks him up for a power bomb, and he connects with it and goes for a pin. Pin! 1...2...Trey yanks him up!
Tag in to Dino Callas. Callas throws Mamoru off the ropes, and hits him with a clothesline. Callas now is being a smart ass to the crowd, doing a mock victory pose. Callas picks Mamoru up. He's going to go for a pile driver, but Mamuro-kun backdrops him out of it!
Luckily, Mamuro is close to Tiga, and makes the tag, but he's in no shape to help. Tiga now comes in and double clotheslines both Callas and Thomas. Tiga seems to be "hulking up". Here comes Thomas... TWISTING SUPERKICK by Tiga. Here comes Callas... Tiga does the Street Fighter 2 bicycle kick(shades of Guile) to Callas, and Callas roles out of the ring, looking very dazed.
Now it's Tiga vs Thomas(Callas is still legal...). Tiga now does some rapid-fire body blows to Thomas, and then bounces off the ropes, and does a moonsault into an inverted DDT. Tiga now is going to the top rope.
Tiga: SEN...TON... BOMB....AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Tiga hits the seanton bomb! But wait.. Callas is back up, and it looks like he's got some brass knuckles, and Kari-chan is distracting the ref, trying to tell him that Callas is cheating, but to no avail. Callas rolls into the ring and hits Tiga with the brass-knuckles, and pushes Thomas out of the ring, and the knuckles in his pants. Callas pins Tiga. 1...2...3!
WINNERS: So-Cal Connection in 10:35
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Post by Joey2024 on Jul 31, 2004 15:39:52 GMT -5
wOw World Tag Team Title match __________________________
The Nobodies(C) vs British Violence
Joey Hamm and Ironwood start the match. Collar and elbow tie-up. Both men stay in the lock up for 15 seconds and then break. Both men look at each other. Ironwood goes for a lock-up, but Joey gets him in a single-leg takedown! Joey now goes into the side mount, and is looking for the armbar, but Ironwood gets to the ropes.
Ironwood back to his feet. Joey goes for a lock-up. NO! Ironwood with a double-leg takedown and into a legbar! Joey gets to the ropes.
Joey Hamm back up. Both men stare down at each other. Joey then smacks Ironwood in the mouth and flicks him off. Ironwood then unleashes some fists of fury that catches Joey by surprise. Joey is thrown off the ropes, and gets hit with a spinning leg lariat by Ironwood. Right away, Ironwood body slams Joey, and then follows with a dropkick. Joey leaves the ring.
Crowd: BRITISH VIOLENCE(dun-dun dun dun dun) BRITISH VIOLENCE(dun-dun dun dun dun)
Joey back in the the ring. Ironwood smiling, and Joey's pissed. Lock-up. Hamm uses his strength to back Ironwood up into the corner. Clean break? NO! Joey with a knee to the stomach followed by three punches. Now he throws Ironwood to the other turnbuckle, but Ironwood springboards over a charging Joey Hamm. Ironwood misses a clothesline, and Joey gets him in a full nelson into a face drop, and then goes into an armbar on Ironwood's right arm! Five seconds later, Ironwood goes to the ropes.
Tie up. Joey with a wristlock and Ironwood reverses. Tag in to General Apathy. Apathy to the 2nd rope. Apathy hits a double axe handle to Joey's arm, and he goes back into the wristlock. Joey then does the 2 Owen Hart rolls and reverses the wristlock. Joey now starts pounding on Apathy's shoulder, and right away into a left-handed ippo-seoi nage(judo throw). Joey now makes the tag to Greg Burch
Burch comes in, but Apathy gets him in an armdrag. Apathy with Burch's arm, but Burch counters with a head scissors. Apathy rolls over and out of it about 10 seconds later, and gets Burch into the side mount with a headlock. Greg Burch gets up, and he's still in the headlock. Burch throws Apathy into the ropes, Burch ducks to the floor, and Apathy skips over him. Apathy back around, and Burch gets him with an arm drag. Burch then hits him with a dropkick! Apathy charges, Burch leaps up, looks like a hurricanrana, but Burch turns around into a victory roll! 1...2..Kickout!
Japanese arm-drag by Burch, and Apathy is on the mat, and Burch has the arm.
(crowd cheering Burch)
Apathy back up and hits a few well-placed forearm strikes followed by a monkey flip. Both me up, and Apathy hits a spinning leg-lariat. Pin attempt, an instant kickout by Burch. Burch sweeps Apathy and goes for the pin, but there's an instant kickout by Apathy. Both men go for a dropkick, but both miss. Both men do a staredown.
(crowd cheers both men)
Lock up? Burch sucker punches Apathy. Now Burch with the upper hand. Apathy off the ropes, Burch misses a clothesline and Apathy hits a springboard cross body block! Pin! 1...2..Kickout. Apathy pissed off, and he instantly puts Burch in a front mount, and starts peppering Burch with fists. Burch goes to the ropes and the ref gets in the middle.
Burch tags back into Joey Hamm. Apathy starts smart-mouthing Joey. Joey almost instantly does a double-leg takedown. Apathy turns around, but Joey has him in a back mount. Joey grabs Apathy's head, and is pounding him with some forearm strikes. Apathy struggles to the ropes, but he makes it.
Crowd: FUCK HIM UP, JOEY! FUCK HIM UP!(clap clap)
Joey is coldly staring at Apathy. Now, Apathy tries a single leg on Joey, but Joey has him in a guillotine choke however... LOW BLOW!(should've worn a cup) Apathy gets loose and hits Joey with a shining wizard! Pin! 1...2.. Kickout. Joey is now stunned and Apathy starts peppering him with right hands. Off the ropes, clothesline by Apathy! Apathy now tags in Ironwood.
Ironwood picks Joey up, and hits a snap suplex. Joey still stunned. Ironwood in the front mount, and he starts wailing on Joey for a few seconds. Suddenly, Joey blocks the right hand, and gets Ironwood into an armbar! A few seconds later, Ironwood stands up, and sneaks the arm away! Ironwood gets into the side mount, and has Joey in a headlock. Joey gets up while headlock is still on. Joey then hits a vicious back suplex, and then hits a standing leg drop. Pin! 1...2..Kickout. Joey does a short clothesline on Ironwood and gets into the side mount and does a kimura on Ironwood's right arm! The crowd's witty response?
Crowd: YOU'RE NO GRACIE!(dun dun dun-dun dun) YOU'RE NO GRACIE!(dun dun dun-dun dun)
Ironwood gets to the ropes. Ironwood feeling the arm. Ironwood gets up and locks up with Joey Hamm. Joey hip tosses Ironwood and holds on to the arm while tagging in Greg Burch.
Burch leaps the ropes, and drops a leg on the right-arm of Ironwood. Now, Burch has the arm. Ironwood is hurting, but he gets up while Burch still has the arm. Ironwood twists and does a spinning mule kick(Jeff Hardy's substitute for the enziguri) to get away from Burch. Burch is staggering on the ropes. Ironwood with an Irish whip. Drop-toe hold onto Burch, which is smoothly transitioned into an ankle lock on Burch's right leg! Burch quickly gets to the apron!
Burch and Ironwood are both up now. They exchange fists. Burch suddenly hits an enziguri on Ironwood! Burch climbs the ropes, and hits a springboard hurricanrana! Pin. 1...2...Kickout! Burch now climbs the turnbuckle, and he goes for a dropkick, but Ironwood grabs the legs, and puts a legbar onto Burch's right leg! Burch struggles to get to the ropes, and he does about 15 seconds later.
Ironwood drags Burch to the corner, and tags in General Apathy. Apathy jumps off the ropes and hits an elbow onto Burch's leg, and then he stomps on Burch's leg!
Crowd: BURCH IS APATHETIC!(DUN DUN DUN-DUN DUN) BURCH IS APATHETIC!(DUN DUN DUN-DUN DUN)
Apathy picks Burch up and does a dragon screw whip on the right leg! Burch is hurting! Apathy springboards off the ropes and hits a swanton bomb onto the right leg! Apathy with the pin. 1...2..Kickout. Burch is up, shoves Apathy away. Burch is hobbling, but he starts peppering Apathy with some right hands! Burch hits an inverted atomic drop and a clothesline! Burch though falls over, and both men are on the mat.
Apathy gets to Ironwood. Burch to Hamm? NO! Ironwood clips the leg of Burch! Now, Ironwood is setting him up. Ironwood hits a power bomb, but right away gets Burch into a legbar after dropping him on the mat. Somehow, Burch doesn't submit.
(crowd chanting, "LET'S GO BURCH!" repeatedly)
Ironwood keeps stomping on the leg. Now Ironwood, picks Burch up. Irish whip. Ironwood goes for the back drop, but Burch counters with a DDT. Now Burch struggles, but he gets to Joey Hamm!
Joey and Ironwood both exchange fists!(Ironwood struggling with the right hand) A limping Burch and General Apathy enter the fray, and here comes the brawling!
In the middle of the brawl, Ironwood goes for a double-leg takedown, but Joey sprawls and gets him in an armbar on the right arm!
At the same time, Apathy does a judo sweep, and gets Burch into a legbar onto the right leg!
Crowd: DUB OH DUB! DUB OH DUB! DUB OH DUB!
The ref doesn't know what to do!
Ironwood rolls out of the ring with Joey Hamm, and both men are brawling on the outside!
In the ring, Burch gets to the ropes! Apathy picks up Burch, and is going for the dragon screw whip, but with his last bit of energy, Greg Burch counters with a small package! Pin. 1...2...3!
WINNERS(still tag champs): The Nobodies in 35:57!
After the match, the four men brawl to the back.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 31, 2004 16:47:54 GMT -5
After the break, "No More Mr.Nice Guy" hit as Jared Steele came into the ring accompanied by RD Reynolds, Michel Picard, and Cyberfreak. Steele handed a few leaflets with Ms.Hardy's face on them and "Have you seen this woman?" on them before heading into the ring for his World Title match. After that, "Everything's Cool" hit as Jay Matthews came to the ring with Barbara Vixen carrying the wOw World Title!
(WORLD) Jay Matthews v. Jared Steele (fall 1)
Awesome matchup to start, as the two workers fought tooth and nail with nice maneuvers. Matthews' took advantage with a much speedier style, while Steele countered with his much better brawling skill. Large amounts of counters occurred by both men. Jared Steele went for a Done Deal, but Jay Matthews quickly got out of it and countered it into an Impaler. The two kept going after each other brutally as the momentum shifted immensely. Just as Jared Steele took the momentum back, The Phantom appeared on the wOwTron...
Phantom: "Well, Jared, Jared, Jared...you think that fighting for the World Title will make you put some fear into me, don't you? Well, I am not afraid of one such as you- one who can never counter the power of the night such as I..." The Phantom showed a room in the arena where Ms.Hardy was bound to a chair. The sight distracted Steele, allowing Jay Matthews to hit a Blockbuster on him to get a 3 count!
Fall 1: Jay Matthews
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 31, 2004 16:55:30 GMT -5
After the fall, the two were sent back to their corners, as Steele encountered RD...
Steele: "Throw in the towel, Mr.Reynolds, I need to go get The Phantom!"
RD: "Sorry, Mr.Steele, I can't allow you to do this- this is a bigger opportunity than you can know, and I don't want you to throw it away. Mr.Picard, Mr.Wrestlecrap- go get that guy!"
Michel Picard, and Cyberfreak: "GOTCHA!" The three ran backstage as the second fall started.
Fall 2:
The two attacked each other with renewed vigor following that match. Jared Steele began attacking with more power, knowing his stablemates were going to handle The Phantom. The two kept attacking, as heavy counters were matched with good brawling and high flying. Jay Matthews tried to hit another Impaler, only to have Jared Steele counter it into a Vertibreaker on him (which only got two.) The two kept fighting, switching the tempo up. Jared Steele went to the top for a Standing Moonsault, only to have Jay Matthews hit the ropes and send Steele groin-first into the top turnbuckle. Once that occurred, Matthews jumped up and signalled for the Hype Factor...only to have Jared Steele hit Matthews with a Low Blow, then hit a Done Deal on Jay Matthews from the top rope, allowing Steele to get a three count!
Winner of fall 2: Jared Steele
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 31, 2004 17:12:56 GMT -5
After the break, Steele and Matthews rested up. Suddenly, the wOwTron saw The Phantom again...
Phantom: "Did you REALLY think sending those...those second-raters would stop me, Jared? Well, just look and think again..." The camera panned to show Michel Picard and Cyberfreak laid out on the floor below. "After this, I have no choice but to lay out my revenge..."
Jared Steele looked surprised as the bell rang again...
Fall 3: Jared Steele v. Jay Matthews
Steele's mind wasn't in it this time, and it showed as Jay Matthews took the advantage early. Large amounts of high-flying moves occurred as Matthews took a huge fight to Steele. Steele tried to fight back, but Matthews was possessed. Barbara Vixen then proceeded to get on the ropes and shouted "BOO!" at Steele, who turned around, only to have Vixen hit a Jawbreaker and Matthews hit a Stun Gun in quick succession. The two kept fighting. Barbara Vixen stayed on the apron, as Jay Matthews Irish Whipped Steele into her. Steele, however, was able to stop and turn around in the middle of the ring. Meanwhile, The Phantom hit the ringside area, hit a Scissors Kick on RD Reynolds, and chokeslammed Barbara Vixen off the apron and through the Japanese Announcer's Table behind Steele's back. When Matthews tried to follow with a Spear on Steele, Steele easily leapfrogged him, sending Matthews into The Phantom's waiting arms as the Phantom hit a 619 on Matthews as he entered the area. The referee saw this and awarded the DQ to Matthews. Jared Steele and The Phantom started fighting as the ring announcer started announcing:
"The winner of the match, AND STILL wOw World Heavyweight Champion, Jay Matthews..." Jay Matthews celebrated as a crew of road agents swarmed the ringside area...
"Wait, MMV, that's the wOw Board of Directors...what are they doing here?" The crew headed to the ring and called some security to back them up. The security pulled Jared Steele and The Phantom apart as the Board of Directors headed over to the referee and ring announcer and talked a little bit. After a couple of minutes, the Board of Directors left the ring as the ring announcer started talking again...
"Ladies and gentlemen, the wOw Board of Directors have informed me of two rules in whacked Out wrestling for the degree of title matches:Rule number 3 of the title matches dictates that the whacked Out wrestling Title CANNOT change hands on a disqualification, and Rule number 10 dictates that in 2 out of 3 Falls matches, wOw titles are on the line for EVERY fall- therefore, the winner of this match is Jay Matthews, but the BRAND-NEW whacked Out wrestling World Champion is Jared Steele!" The referee took the World Title from Jay Matthews and handed it to Jared Steele as Steele looked confused!
"This is a surprise, Gristleizer! Jay Matthews just won the title defense, but Jared Steele is our new World Champion on a technicality!" Jared Steele and The Phantom looked at each other with anger...
"Judging from what I'm seeing though, MMV, things have just gotten complicated for all of these people..."
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