|
Post by Reflecto on Aug 4, 2004 12:27:29 GMT -5
As Flagship starts, the scene goes to the outside of a smoke-filled room. Just then, the scene goes inside...
Harry Potsmoker: "Whoa...this is FANTASTIC shit, man...sure you don't want some, RD?"
Jayce Simmons: "Hey, why're you trying to pass it to RD? Why not ask if I was interested...?"
Potsmoker: "Well, I just assumed your way to get something you want would be to swoop in when I'm not looking..." Jayce Simmons stood up and headed towards Potsmoker...
Commissioner Reynolds: "BOYS! Cut it out- that's why I brought you here. Tonight, all the teams in the Weird World of Wrestling Cup are meant to announce their team members to the world, and to be honest: You're the two I want on roster first. Now, I've already contacted two others in the event this doesn't go down as planned, but I want to make one thing clear: When Team USA announces their members, I will consider it a huge failure on me and on the reputation of America if Jayce Simmons and Harry Potsmoker aren't on the roster. Therefore, I'm willing to offer you both some...benefits if you'll be willing to team up for this..."
MMV: "What benefits could RD be talking about?"
Gristleizer: "I don't know, but something has to be going down tonight!" The pyro went off as Flagship started...
wOw Flagship
Just then, Tom Green's voice hit... "Like...like basketball players...and...and Greeks...YOU KNOW, MEN FROM GREECE?" "Grease" hit as The Men From Greece headed to the ring, carrying their wOw United States Tag Team Titles...
Gristleizer: "This team has really carried those belts with pride since winning them, MMV..."
MMV: "Well, there's going to be more than that in their future- my sources from up high have informed me that Nico and Stavros have been confirmed as two of the members of Team Greece in the Weird World of Wrestling Cup!"
Gristleizer: "That's huge news- that is bound to make the Greek team a threat!" Just then, the Diamond Exchange came into the ring as their match started.
(US Tag Team) The Men From Greece v. The Diamond Exchange
Pretty nice brawl to start, as The Diamond Exchange tried desperately to out-fight the much larger Men From Greece. However, the size and agility of the MFG put them back in the battle. Nice amounts of double-team moves abounded as the Men From Greece attacked The Diamond Exchange. Just then, Veronica Diamond proceeded to get on the ropes and distract Nico, allowing the Diamond Exchange back in the match. RockLobster proceeded to lock a Claw in on Stavros, which Stavros tried to fight out of. The referee came over and tried pulling Stavros's arm. Stavros's arm went limp twice. However, before the referee could hit Stavros's arm a third time, the So-Cal Connection came to the ring with Dino Callas carrying a Greek flag! Callas cracked the flag over RockLobster's head while Trey Thomas dropkicked Stavros's unconscious body on top of him, allowing the Men From Greece to get the three!
Winners: The Men From Greece
Gristleizer: "What is this all about?"
After the match, Nico headed over to the So-Cal Connection...
Nico: "Hey- what this for? We PROUD Greeks- we fight match for ourselves..."
Dino Callas: "Hey, don't worry, Nico- we just came out to help out a couple of my old friends..."
Trey Thomas: "...and...and people who's skill we respect in the ring..."
Callas: "And...and Greeks..."
Thomas: "You know...OUR TEAMMATES ON TEAM GREECE?"
MMV: "What...? The So-Cal Connection are the other two members of Team Greece?"
Gristleizer: "I knew Dino Callas was Greek, but Trey Thomas?"
MMV: "Well, according to my sources, Trey Thomas apparently checked through his lineage, and it seems his mother's mother's mother's mother's mother was married to a Greek man, which apparently was enough for him to be allowed to wrestle for Team Greece in the Weird World of Wrestling Cup!"
|
|
|
Post by Reflecto on Aug 10, 2004 12:04:48 GMT -5
After the break, Jared Steele entered a locker room backstage, where Gaylord Focker, the Tech-Brawl Connection, and Jim Neidhart were hanging out backstage. Jared Steele began attacking everything possible until a road agent came over...
Steele: "I'm going to make this short and sweet...I WANT THE PHANTOM!"
Road Agent: "Look- I'm sorry, but The Phantom hasn't shown up yet- we have no idea where he is..."
Steele: "Well...tell the Commish that he is giving me The Phantom ASAP, or else I'm taking this title to the BWF!"
Road Agent: "Sorry- The Commissioner has been in his office all day- no one's went in or out..."
Steele: "Well, what am I supposed to do?" Just then, Neidhart went over to Steele...
Neidhart: "So, Jared- congratulations, man! Way to win the strap last week..."
Steele: "Sorry- I'm a little on edge, so you might want to back off..."
Neidhart: "No problem- just wanted to say I'm a little proud- I believe you're the second person I teamed with to win a World Title, and I am definitely seeing shades of the first one in you, man..."
Steele: "Thanks, but do you know where the Phantom is?"
Neidhart: "Yep...everyone gets World Titles after they team with me...always the bridesmaid...never even getting shots..."
Steele: "Are you trying to challenge me to a title shot?"
Neidhart: "Well, sure...if you're willing..."
Steele: "Be warned- you go out there, I'm thinking of you as The Phantom, so prepare to get your ass kicked..." Steele left the locker room as the next match started...
In the ring, Fredrick C. Crichton and Thomas Serveaux had a mic...
FCC: "Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a great night as we start attacking all problems with wOw, starting with their goal to get people interested in...Satanic heavy metal music! Ozzy Osbourne, get out here so that we can destroy you for the forces of good everywhere!" Serveaux: "And if you don't like it...Tough, because Me and the FCC KNOW...WHAT'S BEST...FOR YOU!"
Ozzy Osbourne v. Fredrick C. Crichton
Near squash for Crichton. After the match, Thomas Serveaux and FCC began attacking Osbourne, as Osbourne took a mic...
Osbourne: "Wait...I'm...I'm not a bloody wrestler...I didn't sign for this...Sharon? " The two kept attacking..."SHARON!!!!!!!!!!!!" Just then, Sharon Goddard ran from the backstage area and punished Serveaux with a stiff LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! before hitting a Reverse Goddard Driver on FCC, then helping Osbourne to the back...
Gristleizer: "Now, let's go to Mecha-Michael Cole in back to announce the next confirmed team in the Weird World of Wrestling Cup!
Mecha-Cole: "We're here with the members of the...TEAM JAPAN...match! This...Weird World of Wrestling Cup...match...will be an important match!"
At a glance:
"Dan Hibiki...is the best...Saikyo-Ryuu Master...we've ever had!" "Ken the Box...He really is a nice person!" "Tanaka-Saiyan...is the best...Super-Saiyan/ECW World Champion...we've ever had!" "Newtype...is the best...wOw Tag Team Champiopn...we've ever had!"
Meanwhile, in the smoky room...
Reynolds: "So that's my first addition for you, Potsmoker- if you agree to team with him, I'm prepared to waive the title defense rules for your Television Championship for the duration of the Weird World of Wrestling Cup. You won't have to defend once every 30 days, you won't have to accept any challenge for that belt as long as the Cup goes on..." Potsmoker: "What makes you think I'd agree to that?" Reynolds: "I know how you love having the strap- you want in on this, you can keep it..." Potsmoker: "Well, it is tempting..." Simmons: "Oh, sure...you're willing to give him something, but what can you do for me, Mr. Reynolds?" Reynolds: "Well, I'll think of something..."
|
|
|
Post by Reflecto on Aug 10, 2004 12:48:23 GMT -5
After the break, Silent Storm and Dan Hibiki were in the ring waiting...
Hibiki: "Hai! Now, my pupil, the time has come to show the world the power of SAIKYO!"
Silent Storm: "u pussy ass playa hata phantm lol! cum ot her and prapar 2 los tha titl lol!!!!!!!!!!" Just then, the two waited as The Phantom didn't show up...
Silent Storm: "cont u pussy ass ref! giv us tha titl!" The referee started to count The Phantom out, but once the referee counted a "9", the power went out.
MMV: "What's happening?"
When the power went back on, The Phantom was in the ring with Dan Hibiki already laid out!
The Phantom v. Dan Hibiki/Silent Storm
The first few minutes was solely The Phantom trying to cover Dan Hibiki. Silent Storm tried everything possible to stop The Phantom from doing so, until The Phantom finally got angry. The Phantom then proceeded to attack Silent Storm, hitting a nice Scissors Kick on him before grabbing him and loading him up, hitting a Tiger Driver from the top rope on Silent Storm before covering him! After the match, The Phantom took a mic...
"How brilliant...I wanted to destroy this...peon who DARES challenge the power of the night- I wanted to gain the World Title...now I don't have to bother doing two things..." Just then, Jared Steele showed up on the wOwTron!
Steele: "Keep gloating, Phantom...I just got my match. Electric Supernova III: YOU AND ME...and since it's Electric Supernova III, there's only one way for that to occur...A SCAFFOLD MATCH!"
"WHAT?"
|
|
|
Post by Reflecto on Aug 10, 2004 13:18:11 GMT -5
Meanwhile, in the smoke-filled room, the three were still there...
Reynolds: "Okay...how's this? Harry gets the rules on the Television title waived for the duration of the WWoW Cup, while for every round Team USA advances, Jayce will recieve one title shot on demand, WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION that that title shot CANNOT be for Harry Potsmoker's Television title?" Simmons: "Well, that seems a little low for me..." Potsmoker: "Yeah- the Television title's not enough for me to team with Simmons..." Just then, RD Reynolds stood up.
Reynolds: "I see. Well, I hate to have to do this, but the pride of America dictates that I need to make this sacrifice..."
Both: "Huh?"
Reynolds: "Well, you see- I was looking through the wOw payroll department. Now, Harry, according to my files, in October of 2002, Johnny Blaze signed you to a 10 year deal- right now, you're easily the highest-paid worker in wOw, right?"
Potsmoker: "I know- Blaze may be a jerk, but he knows talent when he sees it..."
Reynolds: "...and Jayce, in my files, when you signed on to the Cannonball Commission in March of 2003, that came with a 5-year contract extension, and you know I always pay my Cannonballers well, right..."
Simmons: "Of course, Mr.Reynolds..."
Reynolds: "...well, I did look through our contracts, and it seems that the contract of one Jocelyn Richter is set to expire September 30, 2004. Now, I hated to do this, but desperate times call for desperate measures: The payroll department was in negotiations with Ms.Richter for a 5 year contract extension. I hate having to do this, but: If you two don't agree to team up together as part of Team USA, I'm going to order the payroll department to cease negotiations with Jocelyn, in effect firing her!" Potsmoker and Simmons looked shocked...
Potsmoker: "If it means saving Jocelyn's job, I'll team with Simmons..." Simmons: "For Jocelyn, anything...even teaming with Potsmoker..."
Reynolds then pulled out a contract...
Reynolds: "I'm glad you saw it my way..."
Barbara Vixen v. Hand Maid Mully
Fairly decent matchup to start, with the two putting on a somewhat poor show. Vixen's brawling was as nice as always, but Hand Maid Mully's inability to bump very well was a hindrance to it, leading to a lot of no-selling. Mully's offense was very good, however. Just as Vixen was getting angry, Alundra Blayze ran out of the stands and hit Hand Maid Mully with a dropkick to the back, sending her down! Barbara Vixen then locked a Camel Clutch on Mully, causing her to tap!
After the match, Alundra Blayze took a mic...
"The ALC may have lost the World Title, but I'm right here to make sure that they NEVER lose the Women's Title on my close friend Barbara Vixen's waist!"
|
|
|
Post by Reflecto on Aug 19, 2004 14:52:57 GMT -5
(WORLD) Jim Neidhart v. Jared Steele
Fairly decent brawl, to start. However, Jim Neidhart's age began to show, as Jared Steele was soon able to take command. Neidhart was visibly blown up as Steele kept going for his attacks. Seeing the pain, Dexter Hart soon ran in and tried to attack Steele with a large amount of Belly to Belly Suplexes. Neidhart then exchanged words with Hart, sending him back to the dressing room. Hart walked back as Neidhart kept trying to fight Steele- until Steele stopped trying, and ran for the back! Neidhart turned around after Steele, to see the reason he was- a shot of Ms. Hardy tied up on a chair in the locker room. Steele kept running, eventually giving Jim Neidhart the victory by countout!
Winner: Jim Neidhart
After the match, Neidhart celebrated in the ring...
Gristleizer: "I don't think Jim Neidhart even cares that the title doesn't change hands on a countout- just the fact that he could beat the World Champion at his age is enough for him!" MMV: "A surprising victory, but we can all see why Steele made a beeline away from the ring..." Neidhart kept soaking up the applause...until Good Fellas Inc. ran in from the stands and attacked him! Dexter Hart tried to run in and help as Flagship went to break...
|
|
|
Post by Reflecto on Oct 16, 2004 14:32:52 GMT -5
"Now, we've got a live feed from Calgary, where our World Tag Team Champions are ready to defend the belt against the Stampede Bulldogs!" "This should be an awesome matchup, MMV!"
(TAG TEAM)The Nobodies v. The Stampede Bulldogs
The Match: BlueChip tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Massive backbreaker on BlueChip and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Greg Burch. The Nobodies whip BlueChip into the corner. Greg Burch whips Joey Hamm in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Flying elbow from Greg Burch connects. Hooks the leg for a two count. Burch hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. BlueChip counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Burch walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? BlueChip tags out to Harry Smith. Harry Smith hits a rolling kick on Burch. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Lightning kick by Harry on Burch. CarWreck backdrops Harry Smith out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Greg Burch. Tag to Joey Hamm. Harry takes a quick lariat. Joey Hamm scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Standing leg lariat by Joey Hamm on Harry. Joey Hamm misses a clothesline. Harry Smith went for a flying cross body off the top rope- only to be caught by Joey Hamm. Hamm kept Smith upwards while Greg Burch headed to the top rope as The Nobodies hit the No Name Face on Smith, giving them the big victory!
(Sorry, Joey, but I've been waiting for two months and I just so happened to have a Nobodies/Stampedes matchup booked for Memorial, so I had to do it...)
|
|
|
Post by Reflecto on Oct 24, 2004 17:15:20 GMT -5
After that, all 10 of the teams in the WWoW Cup came out for the ranking battle royale. The teams put one member per inside as the battle royale occurred:
(Representatives: Warrior, T'Omm J'Onzz [OS], Cannonball Kid, Trey Thomas, Jayce Simmons [USA], Inita Ho [PI], Ian MacTroch, Patricio del Chulo, Col.DeBeers, Tanaka-Saiyan)
Pretty decent matchup to start. Ian MacTroch and Warrior soon took advantage, using their experience [as Warrior] and size [ in MacTroch] to not sell for anyone. Cannonball Kid went after MacTroch immediately, only to be eliminated soundly. Tanaka-Saiyan started making a beeline for Warrior, attacking viciously until Warrior had to sell the pain. From there, Tanaka-Saiyan easily managed to get him out for the second elimination. However, as Tanaka-Saiyan was watching, a Double Dropkick by Jayce Simmons and Trey Thomas eliminated him from the match. The entirety left then turned on MacTroch, eliminating him fourth. Patricio del Chulo and Trey Thomas then proceeded to attack each other violently, continuing the blood feud they had had for a long portion. Finally, del Chulo managed to eliminate Trey Thomas- then waited by the ropes for someone to try to eliminate him (in this case, Colonel DeBeers), then used momentum to carry each over and having DeBeers hit first. del Chulo, satisfied, then went over the top rope and eliminated himself. As the final three looked at each other, wOw Security headed towards the ring and tried to distract Jayce Simmons. Team USA went down to help him- however, the appearance of Potsmoker most distracted Simmons, as Simmons leaped over the top rope and made a beeline for Potsmoker! Once the final two were left, T'Omm J'Onzz and Inita Ho circled each other. Just then, Bri and Big 'Kish tried to make a save for Inita Ho- but stumbled through, sending Inita Ho down. T'Omm J'Onzz then proceeded to pick Ho up and throw him over the top rope, pulling off the big victory!
Final matches:
Group A:
Team Canada Team Japan Team Greece Team Mexico Team Pacific Islands
Group B:
Team Parts Unknown Team Britain Team Africa Team USA Team Outer Space
|
|