wOw Primetime!

[HeartBurn Kid]

(The usual opening sequence, set to "Champion" starts off the show, but when we get to the arena, Barry Windham is in the ring, not at the announce position, and wearing a neck brace.)
BW: Welcome, one and all, to wOw Primetime! Y'all might recognize me, I'm your host, "Big Foot" Barry Windham, and we got one doozy of a show for ya tonight! We're going to see the last five teams for the Weird World of Wrestling Cup unveiled! As well, by special order of the Commissioner, we'll see "The HeartBurn Kid" Chris Dobbs and John Roche take on Inita Ho and a partner of his choosing! But before we begin, tonight's a special night, because tonight, the results of YOUR voting are in! We will have our new Primetime color man, that YOU the fans selected! Hand me the envelope, please...
(As the ring announcer hands Barry the envelope, "Genius in France" by Weird Al starts up, and Keith Scott makes his way out!)
BW: Keith Scott, what in tarnation are you doing here?
KS: Well, Barry, I just wanted to come out and thank my fans for voting for ME to become the new Primetime color commentator! Thank you! Thank you! Now, I can add "award-winning commentator" to my resume, under "best-selling author"! And "font of wrestling knowledge!"
BW: And "living in my mama's basement!"
KS: And "living in my mama's..." HEY!
BW: Now lookee here. I haven't even read the name of the winner yet, so you need to sit your ass down and shut up!
KS: Barry, Barry, Barry! Why bother with these formalities? Everybody knows that I AM the voice of the wrestling fan! There is no way anybody but me would get selected!
BW: Well, humor me, OK? (Barry opens the envelope) And the winner, and new official color commentator of wOw Primetime is...
(A drumroll hits, and Scott starts smiling and posing...)
BW: P. T. MIDNITE!
("Hiphopper" hits while all the color drains from Scott's face. PT and Warrior make their way out, PT slapping hands, and Warrior... being Warrior. They enter the ring.)
BW: Congratulations on your triumphant return to the commentary desk, P. T.!
PT: It's great to be back, Barry! I just want to thank the wOw fans for selecting me...
W: AND ME!
PT: *sigh* and Warrior...
KS: But... but... bubububu...
PT: ...and I'll do my best to give you the quality commentary you fans deserve!
W: Truly, this is a superfantandipilious day! Not only do my Number 1 Warrior Disciple and I now have a new podium from which to emanate Warrior Wisdom^TM, but also my very own homeland, Parts Unknown, will be representated in the Weird World of Wrestling cup! Captained by the sheer foke that is WARRIOR! And managed by my good friend, Warrior Manager P. T. Midnite!
PT: What? When did I say I'd manage you?
W: Last night.
PT: Was that before or after the 18-pack of Coors?
W: After.
PT: Damn! I can't manage you! I've never even been to Parts Unknown!
BW: Boys, boys, boys! You'll have to sort this out later! We'll be back with more wOw Primetime, with our new commentary team!
(Warrior, PT, and Windham all exit the ring for the commentary position as "Champion" plays us to break. Scott seems frozen in place in the ring, his jaw hanging down as low as his chins will allow)

[HeartBurn Kid]

(We come back backstage, where Kelly Osbourne is with William Shatner and four of the weirdest wrestlers ever.)
KO: Hey, this is Kelly *beep Osbourne, and I'm *beepin' here with William *beeping Shatner...
WS: Please... call me Captain Shatner.
KO: Right, right, *beepin' Captain Shatner. So, what the *beep do you want?
WS: Well, Kelly, I'd like to introduce you to the greatest assemblage of talent: TEAM OUTER SPACE! Max Moon! (Max Moon poses) Planet Stasiak! (Shawn Stasiak poses) Lazer Tron! (Lazer Tron does a robot pose) And finally, T'Omm J'Onzz, the Martian Loungesinger!
MM: Citizens of Earth! We have come here to prove to you that even the greatest team in your world cannot defeat the superior assemblage of talent from all across the galaxy! We laugh at your pathetic attempts to field a team that can defeat us! HA HA HA!

(Cut back to ringside, where Keith Scott is still frozen in the ring.)
PT: You think we should do something? He hasn't even moved...
BW: Hell, let him rot there, the sorry bastard.
("Bedrock Anthem" hits as Chris Freestone makes his way out. He looks over Scott for a bit, as "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats hits. Safe Man makes his way to the ring, and grabs a mic.
SM: Safety Sense tingling... Mr. Scott, you really shouldn't be here. You're not a wrestler, and you could get hurt.
(Scott doesn't even move)
SM: Mr. Scott? Mr. Scott? (snaps his fingers in front of Scott's face, provoking no reaction. Finally, he just picks up Scott and hauls him outside the ring.)
SM: Ah, yes, that's better. Now, you kids are about to witness me doing some extremely dangerous things in this ring. Always remember, kids, I'm a professional. Do NOT try this at home. And Safety First!

MATCH 1:

Chris Freestone vs. Safe Man

Safe Man has a non-terrible little back and forth match with Freestone, utilizing mostly mat wrestling, until he finally puts Freestone away with a version of the Nightmare on Helms Street, which the announcers dub the Safety Check.

WINNER: Safe Man

(After the match, Safe Man celebrates by doing just about the dorkiest dance possible. Cut to backstage, where Silent Storm is walking. Dan Hibiki catches up to him.)
DH: Storm! Storm! How's my Number 2 Saikyo Student?!
SS: yo im doin all rite lol but wahts wit the numnber 2?
DH: Actually, I was just about to explain that. I'd like you to meet my very first student, Sakura Kasugano! Come on over here, Sakura! I want you to meet Storm!
SK: You told me I'd get to meet Ryu if I came here with you.
DH: I really thought he'd be here! Really!
SK: ... yeah. Look, I'm going to... err... go over there, now.
(Sakura walks off)

[HeartBurn Kid]

(We come back from break with Jared Steele in the ring, with a steel chair, as "No More Mr. Nice Guy" fades out.)
JS: I've had it! I've fought long and hard to get my love back from the Phantom, and always, he's one step ahead of me!
PT: Wait... his "love"? Did I miss something?
BW: Wow, Jared Steele is baring his soul out here!
JS: I won't have it any more! I DEMAND that The Phantom get out here right now, and I'm not moving until he does! I WANT MY MISSY BACK!
(Jared unfolds the chair and sits down.)
BW: Errr... folks, please bear with us...
W: I SAY THEE NAY! This ring must be cleared so that gladiators may melificate! The sun and the moon align for battle!
PT: Ummm... OK...
BW: ...Ah, I'm getting that Keith Scott has something to say from the back.

(Cut to back, where Keith Scott is standing with Jim Neidhart, Michel Picard, a young guy we haven't seen before, and somebody under the Captain Canada mask!)
KS: I may have lost out on MY commentator spot, but I DO have an exclusive scoop for you! My homeland, the Great White North, will be represented in the WWoW cup! I give to you... TEAM CANADA!
CC: Hello one and all! Greetings from Canada! Allow my team to introduce... my team. First, a great up-and-coming talent, from the BWF, the Cannonball Kid! Next, you know him, you love him, he's part of the Cannonball Commission, Michel Picard! And, well, he might not have been born a Canadian, but he's still a hero to every single man, woman, and child in the North, so we'll let that slide, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart! With my superior Canadian mind at the managerial helm, I'll...
KS: Wait, you're not going to wrestle?
CC: Why should I? 3 Canadians could take on 4 of anybody else any day!
KS: But the rules say you need four! Otherwise you won't be allowed to compete!
CC: Oh, I hadn't thought of that... (Dexter Hart walks by) Hey, you! You're Canadian, aren't you?
DH: Uh, yes.
CC: Good enough! Welcome to Team Canada, kid!
JN: CC, this really isn't a good idea.
CC: You got a better one?
JN: Not really, no.
CC: Thought so! Welcome aboard!
DH: Really? Wow! I'm gonna be a Canadian hero! Just like you, Jim!
JN: *groan*

(Cut back to the ring, where Jared is still sitting.)
BW: Folks, we'll be back, and hopefully we'll have some action...

[HeartBurn Kid]

(When we come back, RD Reynolds has entered the ring, and security has surrounded it.)
RD: Jared, you're my friend and all, but I can't let you do this! You're ruining Primetime!
JS: RD, as long as that psycho has Missy, she's not safe! And I won't stand for this any longer! If you want me to move so bad, find the Phantom and drag his ass out here!
RD: OK, Jared, I really didn't want to have to do this, but... SECURITY! ESCORT THIS MAN FROM THE BUILDING!
(The security guards assemble in the ring, surrounding Jared, who has stood up and picked up the chair, ready to swing it... when the lights go down and "The Suffering: Scarred" begins to echo through the arena. The Phantom appears on the wOw-tron, and the ring is bathed in blue light.
P: Jared, you still don't get it, do you! You have lost! Missy is mine forever! Our destiny has become one! Still you cry for her, and cling to her, but if she ever was yours to begin with, she is no longer! She belongs to me... mind... body... and soul. Isn't that right, my dear?
(The camera pans down to Missy, who is tied to a chair and gagged, and frantically shaking her hed "NO!" while trying to scream)
JS: You monster! If she is really yours now, why not let her say it!
P: YOU do not deserve to hear the sweetness of her voice!
JS: She may belong to you, for now, but your ass belongs to me, you coward! FACE ME!
P: Come and get me, Jared! I await you in the boiler room!
(The lights come back up. Jared charges out of the ring, chair in hand, shoving aside security guards.)

[HeartBurn Kid]

(As we come back, "Wind Up Girl" by Receiver is playing, as Hand Maid Mully is coming down her aisle, accompanied by Washu.)
BW: FINALLY we're gonna get to some action here!
PT: And what action! Supplied by five of the sexiest women in the wrestling world! ...And Sharon Goddard.
BW: You think? Because that key on Mully's kinda a turn-off for me...
(As Mully climbs in the ring, "Goodbye to Romance" by Ozzy Osbourne starts to play as Sharon Goddard makes her way out, accompanied by Ozzy Osbourne)
W: BAH! The ring is a place for gladiators! WARRIORS! A mere woman has no right to dispose herself within its ropes!
(Sharon, hearing this, leans over to the commentary position)
SG: I ever hear you say that again, and I'll slap the paint off your face, goon.
(She moves on to the ring as "Dirrrty" hits and Jocelyn Richter makes her way out)
W: She's quite fortunate that I am a gentleman as well as a WARRIOR!
("Bittersweet Symphony" hits and the Mercy Sisters make their way out, to be replaced by "Rocket Queen" as Poison comes out. Poison does her usual erotic act, then all the heels enter the ring. Jocelyn and Poison lock eyes, shooting daggers at each other)

MATCH 2:

Hand Maid Mully, Jocelyn Richter, and Sharon Goddard V. Poison and the Mercy Sisters

Mully, Sharon, and the Mercys make their way out of the ring as Richter and Poison continue to stare each other down, with the crowd building to a fever pitch.

PT: You can cut the tension in the arena with a knife...

Finally, after what seems an eternity, Jocelyn makes the first move, charging at Poison--who catches Jocelyn with a drop-toe-hold, sending her down in the heel corner. Poison immediately tags out to Mary Mercy, and the crowd breathes a sigh of disappointment. Mary comes in and immediately begins to work over Jocelyn. Mary goes for a springboard kneedrop, but Jocelyn rolls out of the way and begins taking the fight to Mary! Jocelyn punches Mary into a neutral corner, then monkey flips her out of it, and stops to jaw at Poison for a second--which is all Mary needs to get up and drive Jocelyn into the corner. Mary tags out to Grace, and they both go to work on Richter.

BW: The Mercys double-teaming Richter here...
PT: Mmmm... they can double team me anytime!
BW: ...
PT: What? They're twins! Are you telling me you never had a twin fantasy?
BW: ... well, no, I'm not.
PT: See?

Eventually, the ref has to force Mary out of the ring (which she eventually does go, with only some token threats on the ref's life). Grace continues to work Jocelyn, but Jocelyn manages to break free and tag-in Sharon Goddard, Sharon's power wrestling proves to be too much for Grace, who tags out to Poison.

PT: If any woman on the roster can match power with Goddard, it's Poison!
W: Power?! Nay! No mere woman can match the ULTIMATE POWER!
PT: What about Ninja women? After all, Ninjas have Real Ultimate Power!
W: LIES! ONLY WARRIOR HAS REAL ULTIMATE POWER! GRAAH!

Poison and Goddard lock up, with Goddard gaining the upper hand. Goddard puts Poison into a hammerlock, then grabs her ass. Poison backs away quickly, a confused look on her face, then grins. The two lock up again, and this time Poison pulls Goddard closer, and licks her face.

BW: OK, that was a little creepy.
PT: But hot!
BW and W: ...
PT: Well, it was!

This time it's Goddard who recoils, while Poison laughs. Finally, the two get serious, trading blows and power moves, seemingly evenly matched. Goddard gets the upper hand, and eventually tags out to Mully. Mully is a house afire, taking the fight to Poison right away! She maintains the upper hand on Poison for a bit, until she tags back out to Grace, who's able to ground Mully. Grace controls Mully for a bit, but Mully mounts a comeback, setting up for the Wind-Up... but suddenly she slumps over. Grace steps away from the turnbuckle, and Mully just... sits there, bent over. In the face corner, Jocelyn and Sharon's jaws drop.

BW: What in tarnation?
PT: ... I think Mully's run down. She needs to be wound!
BW: If that ain't the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard...

After getting her bearings, Grace takes advantage by slamming Mully off the turnbuckle, and going for the pin! 1... 2... Grace pulls Mully up, a sadistic smile spreading across her face!

BW: What the--?
PT: Grace is going to take advantage of poor Mully! She's helpless!

Grace tags in Poison... Poison sets up for a powerbomb, but Grace grabs the neck (in the classic Villano Breaker position)... but Washu grabs Grace's ankle and pulls her outside! The sudden shift in weight is too much for Poison, who finds herself hurracanrana'd into the ropes! Mully's now down in the face corner, and Jocelyn Richter kneels down and tags herself in! Jocelyn, all fired up now, unloads on Poison, moving too fast for the groggy Poison to catch, as back in the corner, Washu is frantically winding Mully. Richter's comeback finally culminates in the 9.0! Goddard comes in to run interference on the Mercys... 1... 2... 3!

WINNERS: Richter, Mully, and Goddard

After the match, Jocelyn turns to Washu and says, "Is she going to be OK?" As if in response, Mully starts to shake her head. She looks groggy and confused for a second, but quickly realizes what happened, and then starts celebrating with the rest.

[HeartBurn Kid]

(We come back backstage, where Mully, Washu, Sharon, Ozzy, and Jocelyn are coming back from the ring. Sakura bumps into them.)
SK: Hey, wow! I saw your match out there, and you guys were great! Can you sign my autograph book, pleezpleezpleez?
JR: Sure. Who do I make it out to?
SK: Sakura! Sakura Kasugano!
JR: Here we go... (signs the book and hands it off to Sharon) Wait... that name sounds familiar...
SK: Yeah, I was one of the semifinalists in the Match of the Millenium tournament. I woulda won, except I got disqualified for punching my opponent, Dan, below the belt. And then he got a bye because Akuma and Rugal took each other out. And he never freakin' lets me forget that he won the damn tournament! Here, can you sign this too?
JR: Sure... (signs) Wait... what did I just sign?
SK: Oh, nothing... just a contract to fight me next week on Primetime! I figure a great fighter like yourself would be perfect for me to test myself against! Toodles!
(Sakura takes her autograph book from Mully and goes happily bobbing away, while Jocelyn stares after her with a dumbfounded, "what did I just do?" look on her face. The camera pans over to catch The HeartBurn Kid walking. John Roche approaches and stops him.)
JR: Hey, just the man I wanted to see.
HBK: And, in a moment of supreme irony, I couldn't give a crap about you! Outta my way.
JR: Look. We have this match tonight, and I want to know if you're going to watch my back or not. It's bad enough I'm going out there without knowing who Ho's partner is going to be, much less that I don't know where you stand.
HBK: Don't worry about me. I hate Ho one hell of a lot more than I hate you. I'll play ball.
(Roche starts to walk away, but HBK whips him back around)
HBK: But I swear, you *beep*in' cross me and I'll make you wish you were never born.

[HeartBurn Kid]

(As we come back, "The Best" by 2 Skinnee J's starts to play as Silent Storm, Dan Hibiki, and an extremely bored Sakura Kasugano make their way out to the ring. Dan and Storm do a lot of posing and showboating, while Sakura yawns.
"All your base" hits as ><|\/|9 and P41i94ru make their way out!)

MATCH 3:

3V1L L337 v. Dan Hibiki and Silent Storm

As the match starts, Dan leans out to Sakura and says, "Pay attention, you're about to see a master in action." As soon as that's out of his mouth, he turns around--and eats a boot from XMG! The match goes on to see the L337 dominating, with sporadic bursts of sloppy martial arts offense from the Saikyos (which end when they do way too much showboating). The match has a surprising ending when a dominant Paligaru comes off the ropes right into a Hissou Buraiken from Dan, who, for once, goes for the cover instead of posing, and gets the 3!

WINNERS: Hibiki and Storm.

(The Saikyos spend some time posing in the ring posing and celebrating, while Sakura sits outside on the ring steps, reading a comic book. We cut to backstage, where Sana Kurata is standing by with a bunch of assorted crazies. Warrior comes dashing in from the ringsinde area.)
SK: HELLOEVEREYBODY!I'MSANAKURATAANDI'MHEREWITHWARRIORWHOHASAMAJORANNOUNCEMENT!
W: I'm here to elucidate that I shall be returning to the ring to direct the foke of four of the finest warriors to ever come out of Parts Unknown! I bring unto you: Damien DeMento! The Zodiac! The Shockmaster! And, of course, the greatest of all, WARRIORAR! We shall dominariate the opposition and prove that Parts Unknown is the greatest body politic in the worldahar!

(Cut to the bowels of the building, where a cameraman is following Jared Steele. Steele reaches the boiler room, but it is locked, He begins to kick at the door.)

[HeartBurn Kid]

(We come back with "Princes of the Universe" by Queen playing as Warrior takes his seat at the commentary position)
PT: Quite the, ah, assemblage of talent. And I suppose I'm stuck as your manager.
W: Of course, Warrior Disciple!
("Cloud Connected" hits as "The HeartBurn Kid" Chris Dobbs makes his way out. "Hell's Bells" hits as Roche comes in. He and HBK lock eyes, shooting daggers.)
BW: If looks could kill, both these men would be dead right now.
(Their venom is redirected from each other to the entrance way as "Jammin'" hits. Inita Ho makes his way out, mic in hand.)
IH: Yo, show a little respect here 'cuz I got something to say! I told you people that the Island Boys were going to represent in this tournament, and I am not a liar!
BW: Uh, I beg to differ.
IH: Ladies and Gentlemen: Team Pacific Islands!
("Island in the Sun" by Weezer hits as Haku, Jamal, and The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Iaukaea make their way out. Ho hands the mic to Haku.)
H: Thank you very much! For those of you that don't know, I am Haku! I will be managing the Pacific Islands team to victory! Here to represent are Inita Ho, Jamal, Prince--
TAFKAPI: *AHEM*
H: Sorry, The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukaea, and... and... hey, where's Rikishi?
(The entryway begins to fill up with greenish smoke, and Rikishi and Brian Christopher stumble through, Rikishi coughing and Brian coughing and giggling. Haku stares down Brian.
H: And what are you doing here?
BC: Well, Fro-Magnon Man, the name's Bri, and this here's my hetero lifemate, Big 'Kish. Where this tubby bastard goes, I go, understand?
(Haku shrugs, then Team PI (plus one) make their way down to the ring. Ho and Jamal step in with HBK and Roche...)

MATCH 5:

"The HeartBurn Kid" Chris Dobbs and John Roche vs. Inita Ho and Jamal

...and the ring immediately erupts in a pier six brawl! Both Dobbs and Roche go after Ho at first, but Jamal pulls Roche off, and HBK sends Ho and himself out to the floor with a huge clothesline.

PT: Looks like this one's finally under control
BW: Yeah, through no fault of the ref's.

Jamal dominates the early going, thanks to the element of surprise, but Roche turns things around soon enough. He forces Jamal back into his corner, and tags in HBK.

BW: These two enemies working well as a tandem right now.
W: Yea, their foke is almost Warrior-worthy!

HBK works over Jamal for a while, then whips him into his own corner and follows in with a clothesline. He yells, "TAG!" to the staggered Jamal, and Ho starts frantically shaking his head no. Jamal just shrugs and tags in Ho anyway. Ho comes in the ring looking like he's about to shit a brick as he steps in the ring, and looks to Jamal, who says to him, "Time to prove your worth, boy." HBK charges at Ho, but Ho manages to sidestep him. Ho leads HBK on a chase for a while, which ends with HBK catching Ho with a thunderous clothesline. HBK has Ho on the ropes, until Roche blind-tags himself in. Roche immediately goes to work on Ho... until HBK pulls him off. HBK and Roche jaw at each other for a bit, then start to come to blows. The referee tries to pull them apart... and thus doesn't notice when Haku pulls a lead pipe out of his fro!

BW: Jeezus Christ, where'd he pull THAT out of?
PT: It looked like it came out of his hair...

Haku hands the pipe to Jamal, as the ref escorts HBK out of the ring... while the ref's distracted, Jamal runs in and pastes Roche with the pipe! The ref comes back just in time to see Ho hit the unconscious Roche with the Banzai Drop. Cover... 1... 2... 3.

WINNERS: Inita Ho and Jamal

After the match, Jamal, TAFKAPI, and 'Kish all corner HBK and beat him down, as well as getting in licks on the unconscious Roche. Ho gets on the mic and says, "See? This is what the boys from the islands can do to the man that holds them down!"

Cut to backstage, where Jared Steele is now throwing himself bodily into the boiler room door. Cyberfreak walks up, motions for Steele to stop, then breaks down the door with a punch. After a hasty "Thank you!" Steele runs into the boiler room, where he sees Missy tied to a chair. He says, "Don't worry, Missy, I'm here!" and runs to her, but bumps into a pane of glass. Suddenly, The Phantom attacks from behind. For once, Steele gains the upper hand, and throws the Phantom through the glass--which turns out to simply have had the image of Missy projected on it. Steele grabs the barely-conscious Phantom and yells, "Where is she?" The Phantom simply mutters, "She's mine, fool," and passes out.

[HeartBurn Kid]

(As we come back, R. D. Reynolds is in the ring, with a mic in his hand.)
RD: Ladies and gentlemen, the moment that you've been waiting all night to see, I present to you the people that will be representing YOU in the Weird World of Wrestling Cup tournament... I give to you... TEAM AMERICA!
("Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica begins to blare through the arena, as Harry Potsmoker, Chris Cassidy, and Jayce Simmons make their way out, Simmons a few steps behind the Death Eaters.)
RD: Yes, folks, representing America will be members of the two greatest stables in wOw history! From the Death Eaters: Harry Potsmoker and Chris Cassidy, and from the Cannonball Commission: Jayce Simmons and John Roche (who can't be here as he's being examined by the trainers). Why don't you say a few words, boys? (RD tosses the mic to Potsmoker)
HP: Let me just say, it's truly an honor to represent the greatest nation on earth in this tournament... no matter the company I have to keep. I--
(Potsmoker is interrupted as "I Am The Law" hits. Brian Knobbs and Bryce Samuels come out on the ramp, mics in hand.)
BK: Mr. Reynolds, how dare you lie to these people! You just told the world that Team America has members from the greatest stables in wOw, but I don't see any members of wOw Security in there!
HP: Look, I--
BS: Hey, don't interrupt, we aren't finished! Now, as Knobbs said, we're upset to see that there's no members of wOw Security standing in that ring, but I'm even more pissed that THIS is what you've chosen to represent this great land! A man who teaches our nation's youth that it's OK to do drugs! A vapid little pretty boy who only wishes he were half the man Knobbs and I are! A walking fluke, a man who would be nobody if not for his incredible luck! And a man who wasn't even strong enough to stand against an assault by foreigners! This is supposed to represent America? This doesn't represent Bryce Samuels' America! This doesn't represent Brian Knobbs' America! And this sure as hell doesn't represent the America that people can be proud of!
(Cassidy rips the microphone out of Potsmoker's hands)
CC: Hey, why don't you come down here and say that so this walking fluke can kick your ass!
(Cassidy drops the mic and gets into a ready pose. Jayce Simmons picks up the mic.)
JS: You know, I have a better idea. How about you get together a team representing "your America", and you take on the team representing OUR America, the People's America (the fans start cheering), and we decide this in the ring.
BK: Sounds good... but only on one condition: If we win, you take your scraggly team of losers and step aside so that the REAL America, the one ruled by law, and morality, can take its rightful place in this tournament.
(RD looks over the 3 men in the ring, and they all seem eager to take on the challenge.)
RD: Do you guys really want to do this? (He looks between Team America, and wOw Security, and back and forth). Fine, let's do it. We're going to have a four-on-four match next time on Primetime, and the winners will be Team America!
HP: I hope you boys savor this moment, because your little vision for Team America is going to go UP... IN... SMOKE.