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Post by Reflecto on Apr 11, 2005 22:21:09 GMT -5
(The pyro went off as Flagship started.)
MMV: "Welcome to wOw Flagship! We have a huge show planned tonight, and it looks like things will be starting very quickly!" Just then, "The Suffering: Scarred" hit as The Phantom hit the ring carrying his World Title and took the mic...
Phantom: "Tonight...tonight you all will rejoice at the greatness of this night. At Electric Supernova III, a NEW ERA was created! The pretender Jared Steele let his heart get in the way of the most noble thing in the world, this title, and gave the belt up to me without a fight! However, I have heard tell that I am a...paper champion due to this, I am hereby making an open challenge. Who amongst you wOw mortals is man enough to be the first one to be destroyed by The Phantom? And just to let you know, Jared Steele- for your cowardice, you are NOT allowed to take this spot!" Just then, "Carmelina" hit to huge pops as Harry Potsmoker came to the ring and took the mic...
Potsmoker: "Phantom, Phantom, Phantom. You come out here, and you claim to be the World Champion, but unlike all the others, you NEVER won a match for it. That is why here, tonight, I have come out here to give you your match..."
Phantom: "How sweet...I always wanted to destroy the face of wOw..."
Potsmoker: "Oh, no- I have no time for pretenders like you. Jared Steele is a friend of mine, and I'm saving you for HIM. However, I thought through the whole of people who could be your first opponent because of that. I thought of certain friends of Jared's, who I am still shocked he hangs out with. I thought of certain people who are total dicks, who I am still sad I have to deal with when I represent my country. I thought of someone who needs no introduction. And that kept my train of thought going, as I had to think of people who could know just how I felt when that happened. And then, I had my man. So I made the call, and I found someone who will fight you- my close, personal friend...Oh hell, bring out your opponent for tonight!" Just then, the song "I Feel Fine" hit as some tapping on computer keys was heard and the crowd went BALLISTIC...
"Oh no...that couldn't be..."
"IT IS, MMV! THAT'S MATT HARDY! MATT HARDY HAS ARRIVED IN whacked Out wrestling!" Matt Hardy proceeded to throw up the V1 sign and shake hands with Harry Potsmoker, then head to the ring and attack The Phantom as Flagship went to break...
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Post by Reflecto on Apr 20, 2005 0:41:56 GMT -5
WWoW CUP, FIRST ROUND: Ironwood (UK) vs. Warrior (PU)
The two men start brawling right away, trading power for power. Warrior eventually gets the upper hand, and runs through a variety of punches and... punches and... aw, hell, you know how Warrior matches go by now. Warrior hits his Mythical Legendary Gorilla Press Slam, and bounds off the ropes... and gets hit in the face with a cup of beer. Warrior slides out to the outside, and starts arguing with the fan that tossed the cup. The world "liberal" is loudly and repeatedly used by Warrior. Finally, Warrior tells the fan to "get a towel" and slides back into the ring... where Ironwood is waiting! Ironwood takes complete control, finally finishing Warrior with the Britain Breaker! 1.. 2.. 3!
WINNER: Ironwood
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Post by Reflecto on Apr 27, 2005 22:20:08 GMT -5
When we come back, "Never Been a Right Time to Say Goodbye" is playing as... nobody comes out.
"Where's Dexter Hart? He's never missed a match!"
"Island in the Sun" hits as Team Pacific Islands (and Bri) make their way out. Inita Ho gets on the mic:
IH: Yo, the Island Boys are getting some respect finally! Looks like Dex can't make it out tonight... I hear he's been having some problems at the border. (All the Team PI members laugh) So, since he ain't here, I guess Team Pacific Islands takes this one by forefeit! Chalk up another for the good guys!
WWoW CUP: FIRST ROUND Dexter Hart (CAN) vs. The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukaea (PI)
WINNER: TAFKAPI (by forfeit)
"Cannonball" hits, as RD Reynolds and Michel Picard make their way out!
RD: I can't believe you would do something so low! IH: Yo, RD, you otta know that's how the Island Boys roll! RD: That maybe... but you aren't rolling that way for long. Now, there's nothing I can do about Dex tonight; he can't be here, so you get that point. IH: That's right, you can't hold us down no more! RD: BUT! BUT! But, we have our best lawyers working with the Department of Homeland Security, and, by all indications, they will be out by Primetime! Now, I'm a fair man, so I'm going to give you one chance! On wOw Primetime, it will be an 8-man tag match between Team Canada and Team Pacific Islands, and if you lose, you will be DISQUALIFIED from the WWoW Cup Tournament! And THAT... IS... FINAL!
"Cannonball" hits one more time as RD and Picard exit. Team PI are pissed, and kicking turnbuckles, et. al.
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The theme from "Dragon Ball Z" plays as Tanaka-Saiyan makes his way out. It's replaced with the theme from "Grease" as Nico and Stavros come out.
WWoW CUP: FIRST ROUND Nico (GRE) vs. Tanaka-Saiyan (JPN)
Tanaka-Saiyan stands with legs apart, and gets a really, really constipated look on his face. He starts grunting. Nico proceeds to beat the snot out of Tanaka while he just grunts and yells... until the ring fills with smoke! When the smoke clears, Tanaka's hair has turned blonde and spiky! Nico laughs, and moves in to the attack... but Tanaka yells, "KAMEHAMEHA!" and thrusts his hands into Nico's stomach, which Nico sells like death! Tanaka covers... 1... 2... 3!
WINNER: Tanaka-Saiyan.
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Post by Reflecto on Apr 28, 2005 23:15:40 GMT -5
"The Terrible Secret of Space" hits as Max Moon enters, wearing his jetpack and jumping around. It's replaced by "Africa" as seven lions are led into the arena, lining the entryway. Saba Simba enters... and jumps out of the way as one of the lions roars at him! Simba rushes to the ring after that.
WWoW CUP: FIRST ROUND Saba Simba (AFR) vs. Max Moon (OSP)
Simba moves in to start, but Moon is too fast for him, peppering him with kicks. Moon manages to maintain control over the much bigger Simba by virtue of his superior speed, until Simba finally manages to hit a clothesline. Simba spends some time in control, until he accidentally knocks out the referee with an errant bodysplash! Planet Stasiak runs down, and runs into the ring. Ouch. Undeterred, he CLIMBS into the ring and charges at Simba... but Simba steps out of the way and Stasiak runs into the turnbuckle! Simba picks up Moon for a fallaway slam... but Stasiak stumbles backwards, accidentally tripping Simba, and leaving Max Moon on top of him! The ref comes to and counts... 1.. 2... 3!
WINNER: Max Moon
After the match, Stasiak and Moon celebrate in the ring!
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Post by Reflecto on Apr 28, 2005 23:24:01 GMT -5
After the break, "Sakura Seku" mixed with a more techno-sounding theme as Jamie Kogyaru came down to the ring for a match and took the mic...
Kogyaru: "Another day, another match...but I have something against the bookers right now. How am I supposed to get closer to finding The One when I'm forced to fight people like this? Whatever- get her out her and I'll do what I need to do..." No music hit as Masked Female Jobber 1 came down to the ring and started to attack, jobber style!
Jamie Kogyaru v. Masked Female Jobber 1
SQUASH for Jamie Kogyaru. After the match, Kogyaru left through the crowd...
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Post by Reflecto on May 13, 2005 21:49:30 GMT -5
British Violence v. The Sabbat
As the match was to begin, British Violence hit the ring, with Ironwood looking noticeably tired from his previous match.
"This is not a good thing for British Violence- Ironwood's the better worker of this team, and if he's not on his game, who knows if they can keep their titles?" Ironwood and General Apathy waited in the ring for a little bit, until Commissioner Reynolds showed up on the screen...
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is my duty to announce something that is both good news and bad news. We have received word that Gangrel of the Sabbat has been signed to make his return to the WWE, and should be back on TV imminently. Unfortunately, since he is in the WWE, that means he cannot be here, meaning that there will not be a match for the Tag Titles. Assuming Vampiro can find a tag team partner, he will get a shot at a later date. Thank you." After that news, British Violence gave each other a high-five as they heard the news...
"British Violence dodged a bullet here!"
"I know- this had to be the most likely time they could have lost the belts, and now they get a reprieve!"
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Post by Reflecto on May 13, 2005 22:16:16 GMT -5
After the break, Kangor came to the ring to a reverse radio edit megamix of Straight Outta Compton and took the mic...
"GROWL FUCK FUCK POTSMOKER YOU FUCKING FUCKER YOU'VE FUCKING HELD ME BACK FROM MY FUCKING RIGHTFUL SPOT IN THE FUCKING PECKING ORDER! I'LL FUCKING KILL THEN FUCKING EAT YOUR FUCKING FAMILY FOR THIS! GROWL!" Just then, "Carmelina" hit as Harry Potsmoker came to the ring accompanied by Jocelyn Richter, the latter carrying his wOw Television Title and hit the ring!
(TELEVISION) Harry Potsmoker v. Kangor
Styles clash if there ever was one. Kangor's brawling style and Potsmoker's high-flying were not great in a mixture together. Potsmoker still managed to carry Kangor to a somewhat decent matchup, which made things work somewhat better for the most part. Jocelyn Richter tried to distract Kangor a bit, but Kangor was too dumb or focused to care. Richter tried to get behind while Potsmoker was attacking, until a familiar face got behind her and GORED her to hell through a table!
"IS THAT...?"
"IT IS! THAT'S RHYNO! First Matt Hardy, and now Rhyno have went to where the players play!" In the ring, Potsmoker went for the Babylon Fall, but Rhyno headed to the top and GORED Potsmoker down, then rolled it up so Kangor got the victory.
Winner (NEW Television Champion): KANGOR
After the match, Kangor celebrated with his new friend...
"GROWL FUCK FUCK I'M RIGHT HERE TO FUCKING MAKE SURE THAT FUCKING KANGOR GOES TO THE TOP OF THE FUCKING wOw! GROWL!"
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Post by Joey2024 on Jul 12, 2005 22:40:51 GMT -5
(We see RD Reynolds in his office looking over papers, when the door knocks)
RD: Come in!
(Jayce Simmons walks in)
RD: Jayce! What can I do for you?
Jayce: Hey, RD. What's up? Listen. I've been mulling it over lately, and as much as it pains me, I think it would be in my best interest that I leave the Cannonball Commission.
RD: Go on.
Jayce: RD, sometimes, to make your mark, you have to leave your friends aside. I've been a 2x wOw Cruiserweight champion, and the wOw TV champion. My heart tells me that I could do so much more. In fact, I have the goal to not only win every belt, but be the man that goes down in history to be the man that has held every belt the longest.
RD: I understand, but go on.
Jayce: I have the utmost respect for the Cannonball Commission, and I wish them the best in protecting wOw from tyranny, but my goals lie in becoming the best all time.
RD: Jayce, you really seem like a go-getter. I've watched you closely over the last 3 years. You have the ability and the look to go further than anyone in the history of wOw. In fact, I was wondering when you would come to me and request this. You're request is granted, and may you succeed in your quest.
Jayce: Thank you, RD.
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