Post by Jared Steele on May 10, 2006 16:01:13 GMT -5
We kick off the show with Metallica's "Master of Puppets echoing through the arena, as RD Reynolds, Bryce Samuels, Poison, and Hugo emter the arena.....
MMV: "Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Flagship! Last week we saw arguably the most bizarre finish to a match in dubohdub history, and now.......now it's come to this. RD Reynolds, strutting around like he owns the place, which he does NOT, with a pack of hired thugs."
RD :"Thank you, thank you, thank you, and *BEEP!* You! Last week, we showed the Heartburn Kid what happens when you get in our way, and now, all of Whakced Out Wrestling will know, the System is Up and Running, and you can't fight the System "
SAMUELS: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS MORNING AGAIN IN WHACKED OUT WRESTLING! For too long, proud Americans like myself have had to watch as deviants like Chris Dobbs, and foreigners like Sierra, storm the shores of our broadcasts! But no longer will such nightmares persist here, for the System is taking thsi show back, and putting it back in the hands which it belongs!"
RD: "Thank you Bryce, now you're probably wondering why Poison joined up with the winning team. After all, she prides herself on being a degenerate....well the answer is simple......."
POISON: "Like AC/DC said, MONEY TALKS! And the boss dude paid me well...besides, I like to hurt people!"
HUGO just stands in the back and looks menacing.
RD: "Now, onto tonight's business.....we will have a match pitting....."
"Hero of the Day" interrupts the commissioner, as Jared Steelee emerges, Missy Hardy by his side.....
STEELE: "RD, what the hell happenned to you?! There was a time we stood alongside you...me, Missy, John, Jayce, the whole damn Cannonball Commission, man.....now, look at you, hanging around with a Metal Slut............seven feet of stupid......and the President of the Stan Smith fan club."
MISSY: "Yeah, and Poison. .....I haven't forgotten that catfdight we were in a few weeks back......which is why I want a p[iece of you, here, tonight!"
RD: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch it, Greenhead......you don't make matches around here, I DO. And I say you're not getting a shot at Poison til you've earned it! So, get to steppin'!"
POISON: "Hold on, boss, the little girl has a point....I have wanted a...shot at her ever since she got out of that dark, dank, bnasement and all those chains....and ropes......"
RD: "But enough about your bedroom habits, Steele."
STEELE looks enraged
STEELE: "Come on , RD..what;s wrong?.Afraid of a secretary?!"
RD: "Fine, you hjave your match, Missy...You......and your little boyfriend...agianst Poison......and my trusted lieutenant, Bryce Samuels!
STEELE: "Alright, RD.....your boys better bring your game face, cause I'm bringing my NERVES OF STEELE."
MMV: "Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Flagship! Last week we saw arguably the most bizarre finish to a match in dubohdub history, and now.......now it's come to this. RD Reynolds, strutting around like he owns the place, which he does NOT, with a pack of hired thugs."
RD :"Thank you, thank you, thank you, and *BEEP!* You! Last week, we showed the Heartburn Kid what happens when you get in our way, and now, all of Whakced Out Wrestling will know, the System is Up and Running, and you can't fight the System "
SAMUELS: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS MORNING AGAIN IN WHACKED OUT WRESTLING! For too long, proud Americans like myself have had to watch as deviants like Chris Dobbs, and foreigners like Sierra, storm the shores of our broadcasts! But no longer will such nightmares persist here, for the System is taking thsi show back, and putting it back in the hands which it belongs!"
RD: "Thank you Bryce, now you're probably wondering why Poison joined up with the winning team. After all, she prides herself on being a degenerate....well the answer is simple......."
POISON: "Like AC/DC said, MONEY TALKS! And the boss dude paid me well...besides, I like to hurt people!"
HUGO just stands in the back and looks menacing.
RD: "Now, onto tonight's business.....we will have a match pitting....."
"Hero of the Day" interrupts the commissioner, as Jared Steelee emerges, Missy Hardy by his side.....
STEELE: "RD, what the hell happenned to you?! There was a time we stood alongside you...me, Missy, John, Jayce, the whole damn Cannonball Commission, man.....now, look at you, hanging around with a Metal Slut............seven feet of stupid......and the President of the Stan Smith fan club."
MISSY: "Yeah, and Poison. .....I haven't forgotten that catfdight we were in a few weeks back......which is why I want a p[iece of you, here, tonight!"
RD: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch it, Greenhead......you don't make matches around here, I DO. And I say you're not getting a shot at Poison til you've earned it! So, get to steppin'!"
POISON: "Hold on, boss, the little girl has a point....I have wanted a...shot at her ever since she got out of that dark, dank, bnasement and all those chains....and ropes......"
RD: "But enough about your bedroom habits, Steele."
STEELE looks enraged
STEELE: "Come on , RD..what;s wrong?.Afraid of a secretary?!"
RD: "Fine, you hjave your match, Missy...You......and your little boyfriend...agianst Poison......and my trusted lieutenant, Bryce Samuels!
STEELE: "Alright, RD.....your boys better bring your game face, cause I'm bringing my NERVES OF STEELE."